How many times do you wipe

The most important poll on this website.

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I can really, happily say that I have never counted the amount of times I've wiped my ass after taking a shit, ever in my life.

Ask my mom.

My record is 35 wipes/folds. I clench my ass cheeks and cut off 1/4 inch pieces from my turds to make the messiest situation possible.

ANY ANSWER OVER 0 IS FUCKING SAD AMD YOUR HEMORRHOIDS FUCKING HATE YOU AND WE CAN SMELL THEM BECAUSE THEYRE ROTTING

Take the Fiber pill, get some psyllium husk AND STOP WIPING SO GD MUCH YOU DISGUSTING FAGGOTS

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>ask my mother : 0 votes

liar

they ask you on your tax return

Unironically this, after I cleaned my diet up all my first wipes started coming back clean so eventually I just stopped altogether.

>anti tp lobbyist

I don't stop wiping when I get tired, I stop wiping when I'm done.

God damn Big Bidet invading our board.

damn straight

On the shitter right now *BRAAAAPPP* will let you know in a bit *plop*

>someone chose the colostomy bag option

sorry user with a colostomy bag

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20 it is

rip

I only wipe the bar one time after im finished

What's the bar ?

The bar you lift weights with at the gym?

interesting shit data

Thank god, ask my mother has 0 vote.