Confessions Thread

fuck help nigga I did that shit before and it made me feel even worse, I just need to die

Pawned all my moms jewelry for percocet and still don't want to feel guilty for it even though the guilt still seeps through sometimes. Either that or or the time I pushed a kid off a slide when I was a youngin because my mom gave him more attention than me.

I loved you so much

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Wrong thread sry

Please do tell me more, user.

surprised this is original nig

Wasted my life in a non original way

I almost had sex but my need for virginity kicked in at the last moment.
I was afraid of giving myself to someone who would use me and eventually ruin me.
She wanted to fuck but I let her down because she didn't seem genuine.

I once dangled my cat upside down my its' legs.
Took the leash of my dog and held him up with it.
I feel bad for neither, I do see why it's bad though.

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Bought myself a sniper rifle on the black market. There was this guy who stood between me and my crush at the time. She was in love with him. I stalked him for months and found out when he has football training and when he is going home and so on.

So one day, when he was going home from training, I positioned myself on a rooftop and gave this asshole a clean headshot from over 300 meters.

Felt like in the movie american sniper at that moment. She still didn't want to be my girl. But atleast she can't have him, too now.

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When I was 19 I fucked my friends 14 year old sister.

I always wonder how you guys feel safe posting stuff like this on Jow Forums. I'd imagine everything posted here has visible connection info to any interested authorities

Incognito mode, my friend

And this was over 20 years ago and I just had to pay the family a few thousand bucks for it. That's how it is in 3rd world countries

I've been interrogated before by the CIA.

no lie, honest. AMA

why are you originally such a faggot?

do you feel enjoyment from sucking nigger dicks?

should have killed the roastie, that guy didnt know what was happening and you didnt even give a shit.
youll burn in hell, not that i care but the fact you dont fully realise what youve means your less than dirt, you are a murderer and a cowardly one as well.

was it by a sexy woman like in porn or a burly hairy man who could crush your skull at any moment?

I mean okay, but posting that explanation afterwards doesn't change your IP address

are these two separate points?

also, greentext pls?

It was in a country where the US couln't give less of a fuck

Am a couple with mom, have a family together kids and all. A secret we keep that only a few people know.

Got a hotel and fapped furiously all over it. inside pillows, on pillow cases, the blankets, the bathroom. just doused it in my cum

That's fuckin hot my dude

What's next step of your master plan, why do you wear the mask etc etc

Are you known for being a larger fella?

When I began first year in grade school, I killed our cat and her family, a bunch of stray dogs with stones, bag, bare hands, lied to my parents so I don't get scolding for loafing around, stole chalk and drew stuff on public places when no one was around. At highschool I imagined at least 3 different ways to kill a random person at the very moment everyday on everyone I saw for 5 years, also did coeducated MMA and for girls I always did takedowns with grabbing ass for a moment because I was large and they fell anyway.
I acted like an autist in front of psychiatrist so they gave me discounts
Hi FBI, CIA, nice to meet you

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Well the guilt hit me like a truck good going user

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I am a sociopath and care for nothing
I cant resist beautiful women but i dont hold any one of them worthy to spend more than a year with
I steal
I cheat on wamans
I feel no guilt
I hope this earth dies asap.

Was getting caught originally part of your plan user?

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When I was 17 years old I got pregnant, accidentally. I wasn't entirely sure who the father was, and even if I known who he was I wouldn't have known how to contact him.

I didn't want to be pregnant, and I didn't want to admit that I was pregnant to my parents, and I didn't want to pay for an abortion or have to go through that.

I had heard of other women miscarrying after getting pushed down sets of stairs or getting punched in the stomach, and other things like that. I decided that I would make my problem go away by making myself miscarry in a similar way. I spent an afternoon punching myself in the stomach, and just below my tummy. I even got a long thin piece of wood and jabbed myself in the stomach over and over. I did this until I couldn't stand the pain any more, and I figured that would be enough.

I went on with my life but a month later it became obvious that my plan hadn't worked and that I was still pregnant. I had had a lot of time to think about it, and abortion still wasn't an option, so I confessed that I was pregnant to my parents and went on to give birth to a baby boy.

But something wasn't right, he was born handicapped. He's blind, deaf, and severely mentally handicapped. He will never walk, talk, or understand what is going on around him. He has to be fed, cleaned, and cared for in every way by others.

The doctors told me they aren't really sure why he's so severely disabled, but I know why. I've never admitted to anyone in real life what I did.

I feel intense shame every single day, every time I see him or have to help him with anything, which is of course constantly, knowing that if I hadn't made such a terrible decision that he'd be a happy and healthy normal boy.

This is the worst thing I've seen on this thread

How old is the son

nice reddit spacing, you should have done the right thing and gotten a post natal abortion for the kid and then one for yourself

I asked a girl in kindergarden repeatedly to touch my dick and she eventually did

don't you guys hate it when you get drunk at a party with frens and you accidentally spill the beans that you tried suicide more than once

I was a kid at the time, 5 years old

>live sheltered goodgirl life
>away at university wanna make friends
>lotsa crazy girls on dorm floor and try to fit in
>two take me along for smoke run. whatever that is
>scary part of town, lotsa black people
>we all go in, loud music, thick smoke, 5 thugs
>dorm mates jump in their laps, giggle and rub and start smoking dope
>I'm frozen in place, everybody laughs, thug picks me up and sits me in his lap
>loosen up some, then a little more, then smoke some, cough and hack
>they laugh more but loosen up even more
>gettin late and ready to leave and argument between thugs and my dorm mates
>matter of payment for the smoke
>I'm freakin wanting to run but door blocked
>a bj for payment and passage
>dorm mates do it like they did before cause they are laughing but I refuse and never have
>compromise reached one can cum on my boobs
>turned my head and let him, it was SOOOO nasty

8 years ago i planned a complete assassination on someone who bullied me. I bought a gun, i knew where he worked, i had it all planned out, i knew exactly where to wait for him and how to get away, i drove the route towards and away from it several times, i knew where all the traffic cameras were aiming etc. I didn't go thru with it because he wasn't worth the risk of going to prison

Nice. Please green text it completely, from flirting to getting inside her.

I vandalized my school and blamed it on the kid with downsyndrome. They believed me.

Depending on the month into the pregnancy that all this trauma was done to your abdomen, no it may actually not have been the cause of the state of the child.

clogged the sinks in my school,letting them stay running overnight,causing mass flood all over the first floor,and basement, huge water damages, shit was hilarious,no CCTV,noone found out it was me, they took the whole school in to hope to get a confession,while i was laughing in the corner

why did they want to interrogate you in the first place?

should've just sprinted while you were pregnant a lot as well
THIS ABSOLUTELY KILLS FETUSES

The most intentional thing I have done is made someone realize their irl friend is abusive

I can't post proof because its risky. They have their school and baby picture on their social media, and I'm sane enough to not do that

cp
child porn
Lover of undeveloped penises and vaginas
kiddie diddler
being a priest

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another one, soaked black bread in water and threw it into school windows to make it look like someone threw shit around, noone fucking found out,it was pure gold

Incognito mode just erases your cookies and browser history, doesn't make it hard for authorities to get to your IP address.

You better greentext how it started son.