it's not he little things lie that that make America sooooo great
It's not he little things lie that that make America sooooo great
Anthony Thompson
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Landon Allen
y u no brush crust with oil
it looks dry
enjoy your pizza thou
Dominic Allen
thats a pretty good pizza. Is it homemade>?
Brody Parker
You mean heart attack?
John Gomez
next time make pizza and not garlic bread covered with cheap shit.
Owen Price
>too much dough
>also dry as fuck
>store bought salami
>amrican "cheese"
>greasy as fuck
>basil before baking
This is an absolute shit (((pizza)))
Nathaniel Moore
who still eats things with bread in it?
Leo Adams
>fucked up on the dough (try spreading it out)
> it's also not properly mixed
> obvs store bought ingredients
>the sauce and cheese are not evenly spread
>there's grease pools as a result
>added herbs before baking
>dough isnt baked all the way thru
Caleb Watson
what is this abomination? you call this a pizza?
Liam Wilson
Show us how its done luigi
Jace Diaz
It's 9 pm here, just ate mine an hour ago, tyrone
Juan Adams
DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIVES!!!
>FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
right now there is a war happening on the Chans
>a knowledge war
They DO NOT WANT YOU AWAKE!!!!
>THEY FEAR YOUR POTENTIAL
so rise up!!! Post this in slide threads and FUCK THE JDIF MOD TEAM
Who bans truth and tries to silence Gods Prophets
Now is the time to join the fight , the enemy has
>paid shills
>comped mods
>corrupted embedded government
>satanic slave sex cults
There is an industrialized, organized evil afoot
An ancient order of evil video
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We have a psychotic, artistic aristocracy called hollywood involved in SEX CULTS, CHILD SEX SLAVERY AND PURE EVIL
>allison mack rundown
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What you have is the shadow cult is trying everything they can to stop Trump and stop the Neo-Renaissance
YOU WILL NOT SILENCE TRUTH
>mods are COMPED
>JANITORS ARE COMPED
THE GREAT AWAKENING IS HERE AND FUCK ALL THE LOW ENERGY/ LOW INTELECT MONKEY-FUCKS OUT THERE aka the deepstate globalists
Luke Wright
Dylan Perry
Someone quick! Post a pizza hawaï or that new chocolate pizza shit from dr oetker!
Lincoln Jackson
Jaxson Brown
Angel Richardson
that za looks fine
if you can do better then post a picture
Alexander Jones
John King
eurofags, tell me your thoughts on this pizza. good/bad?
guess which country made this pizza. i'll wait
Bentley Cooper
Caleb Clark
Logan Moore
>obvs store bought ingredients
Holy fuck call chef ramsey
Mason Sullivan
America, where cultures gather to die...
...or turn into bizarre and macabre parodies of themselves.
It's pretty much like a elephant's graveyard.
Zachary Allen
Disgusting fucking "pizza" that looks like some sex maniac dripped cum all over it while jacking off
Hunter Jackson
It is overcooked and looks like a fucking mess. Looks like a hipsters version of a Neapolitan pizza.
David Sanchez
when there's just not enough time to melt the cheese
Hudson Parker
I like how some italians talk shit about Napoli but not when it come to pizza
Wyatt Ross
Not at all political.
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William Collins
Nothing in your country is little, you fat fuck.
Samuel Lee
the edges being that burnt lead me to believe they left it in a gas oven too long or don't know how to manage a wood oven
Ian Diaz
No place in Italia has shit food, could only have shit people
Ryder Foster
>burnt crust
>fresh mozzarella flopped randomly around pizza
>tomato sauce sharted on top of the cheese
gotta be a US pizza
>english on the side of the box
oh no no no no
Parker Robinson
This is bad, but I've seen worse
Luke Davis
needs more pepperoni and olives
Christopher Hughes
Those are perfectly cooked pizzas.
Hudson Brooks
Stop watching porn cuckboi
I still don't get how some of our bros eat kebabs or even worse: mcdonalds
Austin Rivera
>that cancerous bread crust
no no no
Dylan Sullivan
Pizza got to america and it evolved. I perfer the version on the left that can house more toppings, and a better tasting crust. Not authentic? Thats fine, most things in America just aren't.
Julian Roberts
Kebabs are fucking good don't be stupid.
Hunter Butler
it's new york 'za from one the best rated pizza restaurants in the united states
Ayden Butler
Eat a real Naples pizza and try to tell me the one on the left has more "flavor". If you can't make it to Italy you can go to New York and eat at Sorbillo's.
Gavin Allen
WE HAVING A PATZY PARTY EVERYONE BRING UR OWN BABIES
Nathan Scott
>amrican "cheese"
you can't put that on pizza, retard
Adam Johnson
Jack Cook
Kebab is not even that bad, but it's not something I would eat often
Mcdonalds is for when you only have 2 o 3 euros at the moment and already ate a pizza on the same day
Carter Howard
Asher Evans
I've been to sorbillos. Have you been to dominos? It tastes a wee bit better.
Liam Adams
I cant stand homemade pizza threads. They always look like shit. Learn to make real dough and dock it before you make the pizza you fuckers
Oliver Jones
God damnit I hate Americans. So fucking smug and snobby about shitty things just because it was made on American soil.
Dominic Wright
Easton Garcia
Well i had some fried perch today and it was so good its almost unbelieveable.
The trick with fish is not to overdo it, if heated to much too long it will taste dry and lifeless but if done perfect you will go down on your knees and beg for more :D.
Anthony Nguyen
Fuck off mario with you're cherrypicking bs
Caleb Rogers
With all due respect, you have no idea of what you're talking about.
>can house more toppings
>a better tasting crust
Jesus christ
You have to be shitting me. Heck, come to Turin, there's lot of terroni places that make way better pizza than what you posted, any topping you want, you'll pay max 8 euros
Nathaniel Murphy
Gavin White
Hey sorry this isn't comet ping pong, not everyone "docks" their pizza.
Nathaniel Russell
LMAO - you're all sloppy sucky noobs !
wtf....
>mfw KING SCRATCH ZAH MAKER
Benjamin Brooks
What a fucking shit pizza.
>Too thick.
>Undercooked cheese
>Shaped by a retard.
>Uneven meat.
0/10 wouldn't eat.
Samuel Bailey
lol what smol lil fish
mate come to florida and get some fresh seawater
James Morgan
uh, sfogliatelle...even if I prefer pastiera.
We fought for the wrong side...
Austin Hernandez
>store bought salami
Lol, lol do you make your own salami?
Jacob Cox
Thats what happened when you stretch it out by hand as a newbie. I know because thats how my turn out as well. If you use a rolling pin and get a somwhat uniform shape/thickness it is much harder to make it look so ugly.
Cooper Lopez
fuck you all
Jacob Russell
It’s a good pizza, learning to make pizza is fun and they usually taste pretty good anyway
Joshua Rivera
mmmmm
Ryder King
You need to calm down. Obviously I've never been to digiornos and don't eat dominos plastidipped in velveeta. Every pizza posted in this thread looks horrible. I guarantee I make a better pizza than anyone here, so if anything, I should be upset. But I'm not, because I don't care. Fuck you. I'm eating.
Jack Miller
Its true that your pizza can come out looking retarded as fuck and still taste great so its a good thing to make when learning to cook.
Its really just making the dough that everyone fucks up. Its usually too thick and dry and misshapen which really makes it look unappealing.
Landon Ross
There's some neat youtube videos in italian, no need to understand what he says, there's a terrone that shows you how to stretch the dough.
Gavin Martin
Is that a fucking bagel
John Richardson
Yea because you need someone from the South to teach you faggots how to make good food.
Carson Stewart
English muffin
Asher Nelson
Jews and Italians are pretty much the same, it's a marriage made in Heaven.
Landon Peterson
Argie pizza btfo both together
Parker Gomez
REEEEE YOU ARE BAKING IT WRONG
REEEEE YOU ARE EATING IT WRONG
Alexander Clark
Not really, since you Burgers are somewhat the Terronis to Brits I thought you'd like your italian counterpart to teach you how to make it
Kayden Wood
Perch caught in lakes are small, you could get 2-4 of them in a pan with butter and onions.
Perch in the sea aka grouper are much bigger, several kilos and tastes real good if done in the oven.
Blake Parker
NO $15 minimum wage - ever !
holy fucksticks the fail
Kayden Murphy
you're pretty much the only Italian colony left on earth, Carlos...
Parker Johnson
w-what's up with a pizza like that?
-Britbong where this is norm
Ryder Mitchell
stick to bbq
Tyler Martinez
does nobody else see it?
Thomas Carter
Good dough is amazing when stretched by hand. I am Italian and I'm deeply offended by this thread. Saluti.
Jonathan Robinson
90% of the worlds pepperoni is made in Denmark.
Ayden Gutierrez
Why can't you guys make a pizza?
I made this one last week.
Brandon Perez
>those canned mushrooms
fucking gross. use fresh ones
Logan Morgan
wow a precooked dough that you slapped ingredients on to. stfu retard.
Lucas King
>the thinking man's pizza
William Adams
>you will go down on your knees and beg for more :D.
jamal has been training you well I see...
Evan Murphy
Brody Taylor
yea.. no you might have autism
Levi Taylor
Success in haute cuisine is based on exclusivity and shaming. They can charge you whatever they want for a shitty burnt pizza, and if you express your distaste you're accused of having an 'unrefined pallet.'
Juan Flores
>Eating a bunch of gross vegetables will make you healthy.