>there is no way out of the room except for a door
>no windows, only concrete, 2 chairs, one king sized bed and the door is locked.
>the trap says that if you have sex with him, he'll unlock the door, but you'll forever be gay.
>The woman says that you can have sex with her as many times as you want, but you'll be trapped in the room forever.
>a sign on the wall explains that you can only choose one option. as soon as you choose, the other person disappears.
>an unexplainable force in the room keeps anyone from being killed or dying. There is no need for food or water inside the room, and age progression is halted.
Obviously fuck the trap. Immortality is the worst curse imaginable. A trillion years after you choose the woman, both of you will be broken and praying to die, but knowing you never will.
Brandon Walker
Better to live an eternity as a lion then 80 years as a sheep
Cameron Taylor
you'd rather live as a lion in a cage than be free? and you call yourself an american...
lol you're trapped in a fucking concrete box with no windows and maybe not even any fucking light (OP didn't mention if there was a lamp or some shit but I guess one would assume there is. even then imagine spending just one year in like a prison cell buried underground with nothing but the company of a single person
Matthew Campbell
Make the trap and woman have sex with each other
Austin Carter
It shall be my lovely abode we are all animals and the earth is our cage
Cameron Rodriguez
>while we were playing checkers, he was playing chess
Better gay and free. even fucking a 10/10 gets old after 6 months let alone 6 million millenia in a cement box with nothing else to do holy shit no thanks thats a hell of a hell
Jaxson Anderson
10/10 in the eyes of who? me or you?
James Ortiz
Traps aren't gay tho
Juan Bell
is trap also 10/10?
Landon Foster
So fuck in limbo or go free at the cost of my dignity... I'll get over it. I'd fuck the trap. Death is a better alternative to eternal imprisonment.
Charles Martin
I fuck the trap. Freedom or not I always fuck the trap. I fuck him till he's a sweating drooling mess full on my semen and can't talk right.
Is there really a choice here? Because only the dumbest of all retards would pick the woman. Even an idiot can tell that, at the end of the day, sex and """love""" is not what life is all about, and trapping yourself with a woman and nothing more is basically turning your life into an empty shell of sex. I'd take the absolute disgrace of being a sodomite regardless. I might end up having to wear a shartpouch in my old age, but it would be worth it.
Isaac Lee
I want to be your trap...
Angel Martinez
fuck the trap i'm already bisexual
Landon Morgan
Well even supposing you are actually trap you're an ocean's ways away. I'm sorry cutie