Chad pushes you off the boat. Everyone laughes. You see pic related. What do?

Chad pushes you off the boat. Everyone laughes. You see pic related. What do?

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Fight it to gain the respect of my peers.

I wouldn't panic as sharks aren't as dumb as they seem and would of been able to tell that I fell off the boat. Even if it did attack me it would be quite a quick death due to how sharp their teeth are.

Tip the boat over. Who's laughing now, Chad?

Its not a quick death. You will most likely drown since most sharks dont like humans. So he would just bite a chunk out of you and then leave

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I imagine the salt water would hurt the wound like a bitch until you just die.

I thought he would go for the neck and thrash you around for a bit until you were dead. I guess my ideas about sharks are very off.

Lure the shark higher to where everyone can see me and it. Then, Imake them all witness my bloody gorey death as I get torn to shreds by a startled shark. That way, I get the last laugh.

They go for arms or legs so you will just drown

Remember my SEAL training and sink like a stone

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I'd just stay still so it doesn't think I'm a seal or dying fish and go for an easy meal. I wouldn't do anything to Chad since it'd be illegal though if he was capable of empathy/shame, I'd let the shark eat me so he feels bad and has his image ruined.

theres a large difference between something evolving to hunt neckless fishimadoos and land animals, a shark wouldnt know what attacking a neck would do those razor sharp teethimerejos are just to cut bits and bobbles off and gtfo.

Cum hard as I'm being eaten.

Accept my impending death.

I put my erect dick out and point it into its mouth so it's gay before it eats me.

>go for the neck
That's what land predators do. Sharks don't normally eat humans, so they aren't familiar with how to properly kill one. It will see you flaiing around in the water, take a quick bite out of your arm or leg then move along once it realizes you taste like shit. Leaving you to bleed out and eventually drown.

I'd probably panic and try to get back on the boat, if I were quick thinking and had common sense I'd just swim toward the damn thing and let it eat me though.

Ah, it's you. You'd said you'd return, and I've prepared myself.. HAVE AT ME!! BEAST OF THE SEA!!

Great white sharks like meaty and fatty prey like seals and tuna. humans are pretty damn bony and so after a quick bite to see what you taste like would leave you be. Too much effort for not enough gain.

I drown as a rock because I can't swim

>get eaten by shark, flailing and crying in the most undignified manner possible
>watch funeral from the afterlife
>chad gets drunk and cries about how he lost one of his "truest and closest" friends
>fucks your oneitis

Nothing. I will struggle and die by either getting eaten by the shark or by drowning because I am pajeet that can't swim.

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You had Taco Bell the night before so shoot a stream of diarrhea into the sharks eyes like a octopus. Climb onto a bouy and wait for the coastguard to show up. Get movie deal. Fuck Stacy.

You punch him in the nose (which is a hard task in water). It will fuck with his GPS

>ywn be a shark roaming the vast ocean as an alpha predator

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>alpha predator

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well yeah humans are elder god tier predators but they cant scoot through the oceans

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>DOMO ORIGATO, ALPHA PREDATO

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