Fellow femanons, post our minimum requirments for a bf and your ideal bf

Fellow femanons, post our minimum requirments for a bf and your ideal bf.

min
>biological male
>funny
>taller than me (170cm+)
>not obese

ideal
>white
>has a job

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Min
>nice person
>virgin
>likes anime and/or computers
Ideal
>acne scars
>chubby or skelly
>5'5+

Minimum

No minimum because I would never settle for anything less than the ideal.

Ideal

Kind, loyal, intelligent, faithful, polite, civilized, cultured. Physical appearance of no importance.

already posted before but I'll go again

min
>20+
>Not addicted to porn
>Employeed or has inheritance
>Obsessed with me
>Not ugly or fat

Ideal
>Talented
>10/10
>Less than 5 sexual partners
>Super monogamous
>Funny

What if I had sex with one girl

How tall are you? Would you mind if I don't have acne scars and have a normal weight?

min
>has a cock
>white
>tall
>pale
>at least a 6/10
>slender
>calm, in control of himself, intelligent
>doesn't have brown/black eyes
>can hold a convo
>clean shaven
>head full of hair
>not sexually submissive

ideal:
>noticeably tall
>handsome face
>blue/green eyes
>very pale
>slender build
>somewhat well kept dark or naturally blond hair
>fairly physically strong despite his outward appearance
>clean cut
>mainly dresses in neutral colours & doesn't wear rags
>speaks his mind
>reasonable
>emotionally mature
>very calm & relaxed demeanour
>noticeably intelligent, contemplative, and analytical
>doesn't get frightened, disturbed, angry or scared
>very thick skinned/legitimately unable to get offended by things
>completely unaffected by insults/mockery/ridicule
>not particularly resentful or bitter
>absolute self control in most/all aspects
>perfectly reliable & trustworthy
>keeps his word/promises
>consistent in his opinions & the things he says
>calculating (to some degree)
>good at embarrassing me/making me feel silly
>cute/silly/dorky laugh
>medium deep voice
>very few political opinions
>offensive/dry/almost sort of childish sense of humour
>doesn't have an ego, so it can't get bruised
>dislikes himself a bit
>not afraid to apologise if necessary
>easy going & interesting/fun to talk to
>somewhat polite/well mannered
>very solitary & rarely (if ever) feels lonely
>comes off as sort of intense most of the time, but not humourless
>returns favours
>doesn't feel strong emotions, but still capable of being caring or somewhat affectionate

i speak for all women when i list my minimum requirements:

>6'+
>6 inch penis
>6 figure income

I know a lot of you other ladies are too scared to be honest but for any guys reading, these are universal and any woman who says otherwise is lying.

Sign me up famalam
I had sex a couple times in a longterm long distance relationship though

This is the female equivalent of autism.

>me
>Nice person - idk
>Virgin - yes
>anime/computer - yes and I live on my pc

acne scars - Asians don't get bad enough acne to get scars
chubby or skelly - skelly but trying to gain weight
>5'5+ - exactly 5'5

women are evil they all want 666

A man like that would not be on Jow Forums, what do you have to even offer?

Am a dude
>5 foot 9 inches
>virgin (had a gf but never stuck it in her cooter)
>19 years old
>in college pre-law
>lifts but not shredded or really big (starting my cut)
>not a complete weeb but I like dragon ball, jojo, opm, my hero, death note and shit like that
>want to do the wife and kids meme
>Christ fag and republican, but not retarded about it
Leave your discord If u wanna reproduce

Underrated contribution

You sound like something straight out of Idiocracy.

>shit like that
>Cooter
Advice from a bro: you aren't reproducing with language like that.

>666
All females confirmed servants of Satan.

Thanks brah. Ill keep it pc from now on

>republican, but not retarded about it

You sound like an illiterate retard.

i meet all your mins and most of the ideals, pls be gf

you sound like a neckbeard atheist, what's up your butt?

I did get an A in my literature class this semester sooooooooo....

Too bad that I am twice your age.
And the "tall" is arguable, depending on your views.

You missed the point,the other user was right. You sound low iq and lacking in convictions.

>I passed 1010 guis
It's a confidence course.

It was a 200 level course.
I also had an A in ap English lit in hs
And passed the ap exam

femanon here

min
>not an asshole
>not ugly
>not poor

ideal
>loves me
>pretty
>rich

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So u can say what was saying, but this b8 doesnt cut it.

this
>kek'd

R9k should become a theatre board for all the larping that goes on here

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minimum: someone i recognize as having an internal monologue bc my rad makes me see everyone as a NPC

as for ideal
>twink
>dark curly hair
>NEET or accepting of my lifestyle
>genuinely intelligent
>affectionate
>severely mentally ill
>likes gentle femdom
>likes feet
>similar interests

tfw no gentle footjob from a qt

Take your shot brah. U might make it

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Lovely Pepe you got there

U can steal. I didnt buy him

Confidence courses are evil.
Because women are allowed to be unsure, but men have to be. Right. And then in the other thread, I hear men are bad for having convictions while women are open-minded. The absolute state of female views of males.
Underrated for humour, but you know that all luck-based/religion-based/etc. things is just some sort of psy-op, right?
So you want some sort of robot, not a real person...oh wait...

Minus things I can't control like hair/eye colour, this sounds like me when I'm actually in society. I fake it half-decently. But I detest this type of male and so am unsurprised you are attracted to them. There is no integrity in someone who keeps all their emotional baggage to themselves - except in the eyes of women who selfishly want to give all the baggage in a relationship and accept responsibility for none.

Women have no fucking idea how easy they have it. They get to be the receiver every damn time, never the giver. And they think that that's natural and right, that men should have to do 100% of the giving in a relationship, and use 'nature' to support that idea. Of course! You don't complain about an imbalance when it HELPS you, do you?

I don't know what your interests are, but that basically describes me, except I'm not mentally ill and I don't really consider myself intelligent but I'm trying to be. My hair also isn't all that curly but it gets a bit curly when it's longer.

Me too, to be quite honest. Describes me to a tee

mental illness is a requirement
sorry

Basically, every user of R9K.
And to think there are mongos who fell for your bait.

Intredasting. Why is that, out of curiosity?

>mental illness only listed as ideal, not as minimum
>"mental illness is a requirement"
As expected of a stupid manic slut.

bc i want to relate to whoever im dating
you really care about how much thought people put into replying to threads?

There are just two measly categories, if you can't get this much right, it shows some cognitive problems. Of course, actually wanting someone severely mentally ill reinforces the idea a lot more than just fucking up the post.

Is autism okay?

glad to know r9k is the gold standard of cognitive health retard

>i am not the ideal boyfriend for anybody

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Its okay user. Lots of people are unlovable

Very mean user. Also very true