Confess your Sins, user

Confess your Sins, user.

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dumb cirno cultist

A bumped a shit ton of frog threads tonight. Can I ever be forgiven?

no, because you do it all the time

Pray the Litany of the Nine three times and sing the song of the frozen frogge two times and thy sins shall be forgiven, as long thou remain in good faith.

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I only do it because it's funny.

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Too complex. Dick caught in ceiling fan.

dumb heretic

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babby's first grimdark universe

I post Leaf Girl, but I'm actually American.

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there is no atonement for such vile transgression

Also, if it makes you feel any better, I didn't bump the imptrash one.

my wife not chino is so cute

>JeW

I don't think frogposting is that bad as everyone else on Jow Forums think it is, I sometimes think it can be funny

See, this user gets it.

I fap to tranny porn...

I posted in a frog thread. I don't deserve forgiveness but a swift death would be nice

I'm a newfag. What can I do to cleanse my sins?

Lurk moar

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Eat Maple Syrup on thy Breakfast Bread for the next two weeks and it shall be forgiven.
Give her lots pats on her head, for she shall become cuter through it. Stay true to thy wife and it shall be forgiven.
This is not a sin on itself, but watch your ways, for the frogge is a trickster, he my lead you to dangerous places.
Pray seven Liturgies of the Wojak and write No Homo three times on a paper for every time you done it and your sin shall be forgiven.
Same verse for you as for . Post a post in a Fishe or Cirno Thread for every post you make in a frog thread from now on and your sin shall be forgiven. The Fishe is the most mercifull of messiahs.
Thou shall lurk moar.

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I once went to the restroom without asking the teacher first

i don't watch anime, i don't even like most pics

Do it from now on and it shall be forgiven.
Try this instead

Yes, you may be forgiven.

fuck that

I masturbated to Cirino and Bant priestess

put som lube on a door handle n watchd people put their hands on it n freak out lole

forgiven for the flag, proxyfags.

>/co/
they are all faggots and i rather prefere gays even if they are animeposters

I park in the driveway and drive on the parkway

gibralta isnt a proxy bra

Isn't he? Haven't seen him before. He post often?

I eat peanut butter with a spoon

not often but i sweaarr down ive seen gibralta before
i might be wrong

Back when I was 14 I had sex with my sister and two nieces regularly until I turn 16, I haven't had sex since then

There is nothing wrong with that in particular, through all the fishes nutrients, the Cirno has grown up to be pretty. Also, the Church of Jow Forumserism has no celibate, thats only for lol(l)ygaggers.
What kind of lube, oh child?
Then park on the parkway and drive on the driveway from now on, for the fishe punishes those who dont respect the road traffic law.
In fact, you shall bump the next three Fishe Threads you see and pray the Litany of the Given Fishe six times and your sins shall be forgiven.
Fuggen deep heresy there, oh my lost child. Everybody knows you eat peanut butter with chopsticks, it is said so in the Ancient Fishe Texts. Do it like that from now on and your sins shall be forgiven.
If there pupils don't shaped into little hearts you may are on the path into hell. How old where the girls back then?

I nearly got attracted to a trap while I was drunk.

The firsts time my sister was 13, nieces 14 and 17

It's not a sin to post frogs.

Say No Homo now loud and clear and everything shall be alright.
Well, thats fucked up. Have you taken responsibility for your actions?

>Jow Forumslord
>Cook Island
Wait a minute you're not-

Don't worry I realized it was a guy as I got closer

He's on vacation.

I report threads that I don't like even if they don't break the rules just to see if the mod is lazy enough to delete them without reviewing. They sometimes are.

But it is a sin to reply to them~

Lustfully gazing upon Fishe Priestess

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no

I find you pretty thicc. Also I called a poster stupid.

Is this a sin?

IS ANYONE BORED??

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I threw away a half-eaten fishe.

>flag

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From a distance, it looks a bit like Canada.

it was big aloe vera sex lube B-]

I once got drunk and wore my little sister's panties like Hentai Kamen, and she did the same with my boxers. We both agreed we were being drunken idiots the next day, but we're still best friends.

I stuff used tissues under the box.

the fuc is that flag

Looks like a cross between Europe and Australia.

I can see it

Sometimes I look at my sister and think how easy it would be to kill her
I also fear weaponry and myself because I have a deep rooted fear of snapping and starting to kill people

Anger management issues?

I once stole a bike. Not even black.

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I committed a hit and run once. Broke the other driver's rearview mirror and just drove away. No one got hurt. But I still fill like crap.

I once accidentally broke a neighbour's window and never confessed.

This is very rude of you. You shall only nicepost the next three days and sing the hymn of nice board one time and your sin shall be forgiven.
Thou are beyond saving.
Thanks, the loveable drawanon that made this out of the derpy gf meme I made has truly blessed her in all the right spots. Also, one day of nicepost for thou and your sin will be forgiven.
This is a sin, if I saw ever saw one. The Fishe feeds, like he feeded the potaoes in their time of need. You shall grow two potatoes in your garden and bring them trough the winter as repentance and your sins will be forgiven.
Pray three times the litany of the defeating of the rudeposter and put lube only on your dick from now on and your sin shall be forgiven.
If you both are fine and nobody gots injured than everything is fine. Also, everyone nows that you only can harness pantsu energy by putting them on like a hat.
To reverse the effect, stuff used boxes under the tissues and your sins shall be forgiven.
This is not a sin, but instead the kagari reaching out to you, to corrupt you. Follow not her ways, for she only will lead you to trouble.
Thats very rude. I send you three on a fuggen repentance niceposting crusade, you black sheeps. You shall defy the rudeposter where you see him, protect happy day and nice threads and conquer the holy Jow Forums in the name of our one true god.

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I once drowned a stray boar and left it rotting in a public lake.

I browse Jow Forums

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nah

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How rude

I like girls like my coffee, Brown and EXTRA T H I C C

I need the name of that bant priest on r34

Forgive me

I did something brave and for a good cause, just because I wanted to impress a girl. In fact, I only did it because I was afraid of looking weak.

I abandoned bant when it needed me most. This place is slowly dying.

I have no moral compass and I (almost) feel bad about it.
I'm a meaaan boi.

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I littered with glass bottles instead of recycling or throwing them away.

why dont you use that mean boi skills on those immigrants

i really only like getting off by getting young girls on omegle to fuck themselves with their hairbrush and its starting to affect my real sex life

I drove twice while drunk. Nobody hurt, no ticket.

Is driving while drunk illegal in Russia?

I once used a proxy to pretend I was Chicanon.

I posted on Jow Forums while drunk.

I've jerked off to the Jow Forums priest at least twice.
In my defense, she thicc.

I want to sex the priest

Just finished explaining to a girl who was completely infatuated with me and have been seeing for over a week that I'm gay. I told her she deserved someone who could love her back completely and that no matter what I did I just couldn't love her physically. Almost cried telling her but shoved those emotions deep down, she was my ideal gf and I still felt nothing when we kissed. I feel like shit right now.

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That sucks ass, but don’t beat yourself up. You are who you are, and if you’re gay, that’s something you can’t control. I hope you feel better.

She was fine about it, seriously took it amazingly well which only made it harder. And you're right, I can't control it even though I tried my hardest to. I will get over it quickly, luckily I ended it after a week before things got too serious. Thanks for the support too, none of my friends or family know about this yet.

rj sucks

Why though? Did it attack you?
Good work, keep it up.
Penace Crusade for you too, you little shit.
There is nothing wrong with that. Every man was a boy once, so its only natural that they like themselves some chocolate. Seconding the question for sauce.
But you still did something good, so there is no fault own that. The fishe judges you at course of your actions.
But you have returned it seems. Go forth, be the hero that the board deserves.
Visit and particapte in niceposting threads and the energys of happy day will flow trough you.
Go back and put them in the trash. Also, sing the song of the leading fishe while your at it and your sin shall be forgiven.
This is rather difficult.
Go visit daily until you found a less troublesome fetish.
Is there even a law against that in russia?
Impostering is bad. Pray the Litany of the Anonymous Anons Antics three times and refrain from avatar or namefagging atleast the time of days of the last two numbers of this post and your sins shall be forgiven.
Indeed, she is.
There is nothing wrong with that, for man seeks the way of the fishe all his life and is therefore naturally attracted to the Priestess of Jow Forums.
I can see no sin in that. Try to visit comfy and nice threads to cheer you up.

>Implying you aren't RJ himself using self-deprecation to promote yourself

I was approaching a person with a massive ass one day, only for it to be a trap in yoga. I was instantly repulsed, and came back to Jow Forums to tell you this. What do I do?

I masturbate to 3D WESTERN females

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I have had impure thoughts of this woman I've been courting

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dumb cultist

mmm?

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Tell the details. Sounds like a good story.
I sentence you two three weeks of brown 2D Anime Girls. Shade of brown is your choosing.

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The cashier somehow managed to add up my money wrong and I ended up paying less than half for an item, but I didn't bring it up.

How lewd.
Dumb Heretic
Well, that is not really your fault. In fact, maybe the fishe had his hands in it. We never can really now, but be sure that the fishe favours the faithfull.

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I don't know, I still feel somewhat bad as it was a rather expensive item.