Tfw you realize a cute clown girl will never try to kill you

Why? Explain

Is this considered this a giant forehead too? Sorry to derail but I'm considering having my hairline corrected

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? That's a mighty fine hairline. I would be proud to cum on it.

Yeah, getting the cops involved is dumb. I would of chilled her out somehow and taken control of things.

>hey user, you don't mind if I stab you a couple of times while we have sex, do you?

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>it'll be fun! I promise!

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I was rushed into surgery once I was in the ER because my brachial artery was severed. They went through 4 pints of blood with me before all my bleeds were stopped.

lol nice law system, i would have killed her after healing up

Ye dont call cops or ambulance for that matter as a crazy bitch just got done stabbing you half a dozen times.

niggers do this shit on the daily

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worse than furfaggotry

impossible to tell without knowing the rest but it looks normal

L O N D O N

what brings someone to do such a thing?

looks fine, don't mess with your hairline

She drove you to ER?

Getting cops involved means you are part of the system. Read siege, deal with it yourself and you will feel better than you ever felt before.

Harley Quinn larping gone too far.

She was ridiculously tiny (5', maybe 100 pounds), white, cute as a button, from a well off family who got her a real lawyer and I didn't want anything over a felony assault charge (prosecutor wanted attempted 2nd degree murder and I talked her out of it).

She's doing well now, I am told. Makes commissioned hentai and furfag shit and makes enough money to live off of it.

post boipucci

Jesus, and there was I thinking I'd had some wild sex.

No, neighbor called an ambulance for me and an off duty nurse did first aid while I was naked and bleeding on the street (oddly still had an erection while I was losing a lot of blood).

you should have left her rotting in jail. this was an attempt on your life.

what the fuck

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It’s funny right
Like when nigs graduate with a college degree and everyone makes a big deal because of the standards for each race

Thanks for making me realize a degenerate fantasy I have.

She had issues in the head.

Thank your dick for not letting the rest of your blood spill out

lmao the state is really good at dealing with female offenders

The 6 head is an Irish thing, it's how you tell the bog dwellers from the Anglos you retard.

Also it's not even that big, she's a 10/10 compared to what you're used to getting in gypsy shitskin land. Show some respect, dirty gippo.

She is OK user, don't worry, she is only dead for coal being a coal burner

>I didn't want anything over a felony assault charge (prosecutor wanted attempted 2nd degree murder and I talked her out of it).
You should have died.

The fact that she wears clown makeup during sex should have been a huge red flag she's crazy.

It’s a film. Is this your first day?

Orgasm, you faggot.

>depends, what are you stabbng me with, i dont do traps

You look like an Anglo-Celt, the same hairline as myself and a similar dark blue eye colour.

First rule of dating:
DO NOT FUCK CRAZY

A woman wearing clown makeup during sex is "crazy" (unless you are into clowns, not judging).

Bipolar disorder, the female mental illness.

This shit is why whenever I'm on a date with a girl, I demand she get naked immediately. So she doesn't have any hidden knives and razors up her sleeves.

>Why do I have to be Irish
My foreheads taller than the empire state building. Fuck why are the irish so unattractive? I literally wish I was born a slav nigger

>her lover
Reminder that 90% of all Lesbian couples experience violence in their relationships.
Reminder that after a few months together almost all Lesbian couples end intimacy. It is known as LBD or "Lesbian Bed Death." Their sex drives totally evaporate, and they find themselves in sexless abusive relationships.
Reminder that women are hyper socialized compared to men, and if not balanced out, their innate tendencies will manifest as various anti social behaviors.
Reminder that man and woman are of a complimentary nature, and a woman cannot live a stable fulfilled life without a man.

suomi bantz

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Being into clowns would also fall under crazy.

>Germany

checks out

I doubt you have ever been to Ireland or are even close to 100% Irish so you're talking out your arse.

youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b_lSQst0

Tits or gtfo

She most likely still has.

Jail isn't just for the sake of punishing people. It's for the sake of keeping the public save from savages and weirdos.

Jow Forums is love now

but how did you react? if a women stabs you wouldnt it be your first reaction to trash her?

Fucking cuck

>murder
>11 years
Typical Euro judicial system

If she had been a black or Muslim immigrant they would have released her with probation, then apologized to her for their racism.

Suck my ass you filthy fuck
My mom's from kilkenny

too low hairline looks retarded as fuck

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heh

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I literally threw her into a wall as blood pumped out of my arm, all over her face. Thanks to Boy Scouts, I knew I was in serious need of medical attention and went to search for it once she was no longer a threat.

the state of the roastie. She can't allow a thread to go by without bringing attention to herself.

white boi here

fpbp

Recognize a nigger when he's a talented tenth.

>definitely false flaggot larp tho

not odd at all. Very arousing.

I'm sorry you're one of those Celts who looks like cromagnon man but anyone who lives or spends time in Ireland knows it's not the norm.

>Bipolar disorder, the female mental illness.

Bipolar disorder is exactly as real as AD/HD - patholigized femininity. They're crazy by nature.

>I didn't want anything over a felony assault charge
you are literally a piece of shit. She will kill. I hope you are happy, you piece of shit.

I would lick that hairline

pain always makes me really angry, especially if someone is a foot and a half smaller

wtf literally my fantasy

>Clowns confirmed murderers
>Mexicans want to be stabbed
>Africans chose to be slaves
IT'S ALL BEGINNING TO MAKE SENSE NOW

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>My foreheads taller than the empire state building.

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I felt no pain. That box cutter was so sharp and she was so fast, I didn't know what had happened until I saw blood.

When you're thinking about clown porn, just remember John Wayne Gacy and say goodbye to your erection. You fucking degenerates.

judges are beta whiteknights or feminists 90% of the time

>wants Harley Quinn QT 3.14
>is shocked when she tries to stab him to death

Part and parcel, my dude.

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I feel like a boomer saying this, but these fucking kids watched too many movies.
Who was she trying to impersonate, the joker gf (don't remember her name) from that recent capeshit movie?

Red heads. Play with fire get burned

trap till tits or GTFO

get some sleep

Don't worry, she'll be out in 4

so shes single now?

It's probably for the best that she stays that way, you don't want to wake up one day to sit on a whoopee cushion she's made out of your testicle sac.

dont tell me what i want!

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If lad got laid, rest doesn't matter.

>Colored hair
Every time