Lost cap to the pee bottle

do the upside down bottle card trick

Cause a distraction and then head for the bathroom.

a pole and a bottle pisser, much respects

Poor it out the fuckin window, you pollock.

Say it's lemonade
Good luck friend

put your hand over it, take it to the bathroom, flush it down the toilet, then rinse the bottle. hello? brain?

Get a bottle of water and put its cap on your pee bottle, drink the water

ingest water way to think ahead

This is my biggest fear. I have multiple gallon jugs of piss hidden in my room and losing a cap would let out the most fetid, rotten, horrifc smell imaginable. I still can't bring myself to throw them out though.

Best option would probably be to tape it shut, and put it under your bed.

hes using as pee bottle you think he has a brain

Why do you not have a pee bottle?

do an hero and avoid getting shamed while you're still alive

ball up a wad of paper and plug the top with it you disgusting idiot.

Just go to the kitchen (or store) and grab another bottle. Take the cap from the new bottle and put it on the piss bottle. Problem solved.

open window and ditch it

keep a secondary bottle or two or febreze.
put a little listerine in it after each use nd it practically masks the smell if it wasn't sitting around for more than a day.

because i havent lost the need for basic hygiene you sick fuck

Why the fuck would you lose a pissjug's cap after it's full? I seal that shit tight and never open it unless I'm dumping it.

this, room looks illuminated enough to suggest a window exists.

how do you subhumans justify pissing in jars when there is a bathroom with clean amenities 2 feet from you, holy shit just kill yourselves already

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