I kind of need a bf

Wrong guy then, enjoy dying alone though. We're all there with you, buddy.

good place to open a sex shop
says the capitalists

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doesnt have to be this way

[email protected]

also i'm undoxxable

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the absolute state of the entire southern hemisphere

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Shut the fuck up your male teens literally kiss each other on a daily basis.

If I want to get buttfucked I don't need to mail you, there's tons of homos in the oh so progressive Netherlands.
Maybe someone else will though, who knows.

but only in straight way, pastafag. Besides, kissing isn't that gay in the grand scheme of things

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...

Kissing another guy willingly on the lips is pretty gay, Bong.

Why soon? Take it easy user.

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it isnt going very well will i have to settle for alcohol and music

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but didn't that article say it was purely for sporting purposes?
nothing gay about football, friend.

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>football
youtube.com/watch?v=KxNGMvNIvP8

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Jesus Christ, I'm already in the alcohol and music timeline.
What happend to me?

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>literally gives his first kiss to a random guy not his gf
kys please link us to the stream.

that's not football...
he's clearly holding the ball dumb burger

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Are you a gay or a girl?
I'll take you if you're the second option.

well you could fuck and or be fucked by me

would that sooth you

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but it's not a romantic or sexual kiss so it doesn't really count
I thought Europeans were good at this kind of stuff

Are you a Chink? Asian guys kinda look like women sometimes so atleast I could get absolutely wasted and romp around with you.

no im white lole

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Kissing on the mouth is still kissing on the mouth so fuck off britfaggot

beggars can't be choosers right? Guess we're stuck with eachother.

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but theres a perfectly normal, none gay reason for the kissing.
Doesn't that make it OK?

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oh yeah let me sober first also email me also we need coffee first

Kissing another guy is pretty gay, giving a brojob or something isn't.

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You're drunk at 9 AM? Get your shit together, buddy.

w-what? That's definitely gay binland.
I'm talking about strictly heterosexual boi kisses here

But u ugly

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now that's just rude.
I think you need to kiss and make up

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Stop kissing boys.

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why tho? girls are gross

why i would kiss that ugly boi?
fugg off britbong

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There's no non-gay reason to kiss someone in the mouth. Sorry, get over it, you're a fag.

Well okay then, but atleast accept the fact kissing other bois is very gay.

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because you were rude and you should apologise.
wᵢₜₕ ₖᵢₛₛₑₛ

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No, fuck off ghei perv britbong, i bet that you are ugly like him.

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Literally this cunt is just playing the rude guy but he's a huge faggot who loves taking it up his butt on a daily basis. Face it you're all fucking faggots here I don't even feel at ease among your fucking homo shits.

I've already explained that it was only for football reasons. It's not like I no around kissing cute boys all willy nilly. There has to be a legitimate reason first.

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The reason is that you're a faggot

so rude... what is it about spaniards and bullying people
ₐₙd ᵢ'ₘ ₙₒₜ ₐ ₚₑᵣᵥ yₒᵤ ₜᵣₐₚfₐg

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Very gay britposter! Very very super gay.

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AAAAAAAAAAaaaaAaAAAAAaa
STOP BULLYING ME

I very clearly explained that I am straight and I only kiss qt bois on those soft lips to celebrate their sporting accomplishments

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Yes you are a perv faggot and ugly, for sure, why dont you kiss the ugly aussie?

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Kiss my fucking ass then. No wait don't I don't fucking want to die by poisoning.

So you only kiss boys which you find cute? Since girls are gross.

I'd gladly kiss the qt drunk Aussie if he scored a particularly impressive goal.
Bit i don't think he has.
ₕₐₛ ₕₑ?

I'm pretty sure there aren't many anal poisons out there.

Well it would be kind of gay to go around kissing everyone regardless of how cute they are.
I'm not a slut

you are a slut, a perv homo slut, disgusting.

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You didn't answer my question, Bong.
Do you only kiss boys?

Your mouth is fucking poison.

Also getting degraded by women isn't much better, pal.

>says the fag who keeps posting anime pics
Hang your fucking self shit skin spic nigger

erm well I might have kissed a girl once or twice...
bᵤₜ ᵢₜ'ₛ ₘₐᵢₙₗy gᵤyₛ

No I'm not. I'm a pure christian boi

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It's okay buddy, you keep on being your gay you. Atleast you enjoy it, that's the most important thing.

But I'm not kissing them for lewd reasons. d-doesnt context matter at all?

It really is okay Bong, stop making up excuses. We all know you're gay.

No, context does not matter in these things. Imagine if you fucked a guy for example, what context would make that not gay?

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but I'm not sexually attracted to boys. I just like to kiss them in moments of celebration.
It's just like a hug or a handshake or something else that's suitably straight

if it was rape perhaps?
or maybe if you didn't know it was a guy?
These things are deep and complex, binland

But you also think women are gross?
as in

Get
The
Fuck
Out

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Just admit it's gay and I'll let you kiss Spain. He hasn't been kissed by a boy yet.

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Boys are generally better kissers

I don't think I'd want to kiss Spain
ᵢ-ᵢₛ ₕₑ cᵤₜₑ?

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Run. Until crush. Literally crush.

That's how I did it. Not kidding.

>

Would you kiss me if I were cute?

He acts all tsun and fagmark likes him, he's probably pretty cute yeah. Now all you have to do is say the magic words and you'll get what you want.

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if there was a good reason such as an accomplishment to celebrate

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No you fucking binland, im not going to kiss that disgusting britbong whore.

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I-it may be erm slightly gay under some specific circumstances.

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first time amerimutt said something worthwhile

Man I kinda feel bad for the Australian guy, he just wanted a bf and now we're all making fun of the bong
Sorry Australian guy. If you're still here that is.

That's tsunspeak for "you can't wait"?
Good to hear. You already like traps, one kiss with britbong won't hurt.
That's better, making progress here. But you can still do better.

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ffs uk stopped being a decent country when they stopped executing faggots no wonder everyone hates it

i ike traps because they are cutie and femenine, that bong is probably a ugly faggot whore.

fuck off binland.

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screenshotted faggot

Ah, well i c-could understand why s-some people might think I was gay as kissing boys is done by gays as well

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So?
pathetic spaghetto

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Britbong on the left
TsunSpain on the right

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cute

Spain is in the Traps aren't gay phase of the roleplay. I'm sure in 8 months he'll be a full fledged gayposter.

Bong only likes guys though

Every time you'll say you like girls I'll point out you're a fucking faggot or just plain desperate to fuck somebody. The anime reaction pics are the last straw. Fucking off yourself unironically you sad virgin shitskin.

don't be rude, angry pasta

Butthurted dumb faggot

i like femdom
i also like cutie traps

Screenshot and get assblasted all that you want, pathetic scum

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Fuck off I can be as rude as I want fucking tea anglo tea sucker.

I love you too, friend. But try to be more honest with yourself, traps are still guys. And who knows? Maybe britbong is cute.
Just admit you're gay for kissing boys and I'll personally make sure you get what you want.

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