Only those from Oklahoma may post here

Iowa is pretty good, Nice flag, pretty flat and alot of corn feilds

Your flag is a shit spangled banner

Thanks

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atleast we know how to make half decent food

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there's something pleasant about this image, not really scary, but the way the obvious manniquin head is just there in front of the dark is just nice and calming.

Is that really a state?

I am from Oklahoma. Did another Oklahoma user die?

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Reminder that Texas is just Oklahoma's massive chad cock

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Yeah I love me some big momma's supreme deluxe trailblazin tendies

>Bulge-in-ass-ian waffles tasting like shit

Oklahomans don't die we just go to the gas station for cigs during a tornado warning and never come back.

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seen this. think the guy was on drugs.

Oklahoma more like Oklahoma lmao

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or we burrow into our cellars/saferooms for 5.6345 hours

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Belgium doesn't have Braum's or Quik-Trip. Fucking pathetic.

USA USA USA USA

Nor motherfucking S O N I C drivethru with their kickass corndogs

Hell yeah brother!

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH-KLAHOMA! WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAIN!

Shieet, Oklahoma is just another Pennsylvania. Midwestern clay.

We're an unholy conglomerate of Midwestern and Southern culture. I've seen a male teenager with black eyeliner and a cowboy hat before.

Posting in epic thread!

true lol

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weak

Like your genetics. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH GET FUCKED BRO

XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Don't respond to my posts. xD

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Okay goodbye

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Goodbye. Have a lovely life. I will never forget the time we shared together. I'll miss you. (please dont leave me the tornados already took everything i had)

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we need to sleep to prepare for the shit ass weather tommorow

OH SHIT NIGGER MORE STORMS JUST POPPED OUT OF TEXAS' FUCKING ASS

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Yeah gotta get rested up so I can sit on my porch and take low resolution video of the tornado while I drunkedly scream cowboy nonsense like "oh mah gawd" and "yee haw that's a doozy"

Fucking Texas.

What city is that

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Oklahoma City