Tfw have a first date tonight

what are you 14?
dates are kinda not a thing anymore, unless you live in a super religious/conservative area
girls wanna fuck immediately
unless its someone you see on a daily basis, shes just there to fuck

my first time was at age 20 and by the same time the next year I had fucked 9 different girls, don't give up.

I'm glad I don't live in 'merica

I'm 20 and have never even held hands with a grill before.
You don't know how bad things could truly be.

Listen to you all bitching like women, "BAWWWW I’m a whole *20 years old* I’m so behind the curve, I’m gonna hit the wall soon and never find love :(((("

You stupid niggers, I was 20 when I was intimate with a girl for the first time, others take even longer. Do you know how fucking long life is, as long as you’re actually improving yourself and not just wallowing around bitching it’s an inevitability that you’ll find love eventually. You’re not allowed to cry about how you haven’t been with someone at your age unless you’re a fucking wizard, you have the entirety of your 20s left to live.

Oh at least they invite you in
I'm literally insane pilled and they can tell danger like its printed on my forehead

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I'm 31 and never had a girl
My career focus has always being my career and chasing excellence. On top of having so many hobbies i was always busy in life and never made the choice to start dating. What now?

21 year old virgin

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>imagine being a virgin after 13
Thank god I was brought up catholic. Love you, Father Terry.

good luck user

remember that 25 years is the ultimate limit, after that you're most likely doomed for life
t. 23 years old khhv

F-fffffuck

Hey thats me except I slept with 2 prostitutes

I’m a musician in a pretty successful band and tonight I’m playing a show that multiple women I fucked recently are coming to

Pretty stressed about it but I know once I’m drunk I won’t give a fuck

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>tfw 28 and have had sex with about 23 women

Still feel like an imposter

>can never understand how to break the ice with anyone. male or female
>once im in a comfortable situation i can talk the panties of tay tay
FUCK kind of meme-tism is this, anons?

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based

Haven't had sex since I was like 22. I'm 28 now

Realize how autistic you’ve been, realize how many equally successful people can do what you did and still fuck, then take your 31 year old Jow Forums self and make the choice to start dating

>tfw OP blows it because he doesn't make a good first impression within the first two or three minutes causing stacy to lose interest and move on the the next of ten dick appointments she already has lined up for the night
See ya tomorrow!

>nearly 26
>Kissless dateless virgin
>the closest thing to a date is going out to dinner/lunch/drinks with female friends
Is it all over for me lads

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>chasing excellence
more like chasing incelness lmao

>When your female friends think you'e gay

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Around half of them think I'm gay at first
And that's only those who have spoken up and asked

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DELET THIS PLEASE

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Don't fuck it up bud. It's not impossible to fuck dates up.
t. still on here

Legit the opposite for me
How are you supposed to flirt?

try 20 faggot

i am 21 and a KHV who has not even interacted with a female in months, including cashiers

>walk into gym
>cute girl I've had a crush on for months says "have a nice workout".
>"y-you too!" I yelled unusually loudly back at her.
>girl works at front desk

I'm looking into other gyms tomorrow

Step aside Chad lites, Chad is here
I'm 24 Ive has sex with 120 women. Rough estimate.
When you nut, act like you gotta go.
Wait and they'll call you back.
Then you got em.
Also make em laugh before anything so that they know you're playful and serious
When they see both sides, and you leave them, they'll text you and want more .

120 is an impressive number but when you tell us how many cocks you've housed inside of you it probably pales in comparison.

Play it off tomorrow, walk in and say
>S-so about yesterday when you told me to 'have a good work out' and I replied 'you too' what I was meaning is that we should work out together in my bed tonight. Get it? In my bed? I'm going to rape you.

am i chad?

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>chasing excellence

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Bruh that's honestly cute, learn to laugh at yourself and you'll be way more confident

me too. is this because having female friends at all is considered gay?

Cringe

You need to get out more

Fuck I lost my virginity to my first gf soon after turning 25. I'm still with her after 9 months
I hope I won't end up like you (obviously much better than not having sex at all but not especially desirable either)

all women are basically prostitutes anyway

>Tfw date just cancelled on me 2 hours before

Atleast i got a party to go to tonight but goddamn

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cringe, should have taken the pussy desu

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Losing virginity to girl off tinder. I’m a guy who just turned 21, and still has the v card. A girl I’ve hung out with once before in person said she’s down to fool around at my apartment near where I go to college tomorrow. She said she has to leave by about 12 midnight or so, so I don’t really have to worry about ‘kicking her out.’ I kinda just wanna get it over with, but I’m worried I could regret it after. Definitely plan on being buzzed before she comes over. Thoughts? Advice? Anything would be appreciated :)

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>That faggot who replies to every post in the thread

Why would you regret it? Just get buzzed and do it if you're feeling her

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Anons I feel like crap.

I met a girl on one of the apps a few weeks ago, we talked for maybe 2 weeks, and then met up for coffee. We talked for 3 hours and I kept swapping between feeling it and not feeling it. An hour after the date ended she asked me out again. This time I made the choice to get dinner. I was feeling it less than the first one, but at the same time for some reason I just wasn't that talkative, I didn't like my food, and I'm also an autist so it takes me a while to come out of my shell around others. Anyway we walked to a dessert place after, where I planned to hold her hand and maybe kiss her, but I really just didnt feel it. Got dessert and then walked her back to her car. After we hugged she said to me nice meeting me and hanging out with me, and said to let her know if I want to hang out again. I just said "okay" and walked off.

fuck man I feel really bad for her. I'm pretty sure she really liked me but I just wasn't reciprocating today. why am I such an autist?

Sorry I am also an autist, i have issues understanding your text.
Did you like her and feel bad because you didn't go further, or you didn't like her and feel bad because she did like you?

>chatting up a qt shy 5,4 girl who has similar interests after dating 3 psycho girls in the last 2 years
I want to help other anons make it.

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More the 2nd one. I do like a lot of qualities about her. But I don't really feel a connection.

Almost correct except you never inform a woman you are going to rape her in the off chance she responds with consent thus nullifying the rape completely. The rape has to be a surprise or else she might enjoy it before it even begins and to be rape she can't enjoy it until it's already begun.

>tfw 27 year old kissless virgin
>literally too afraid to ever even ask a girl on a date because not only scared of my lack of experience, but also because literally even the thought of sitting somewhere and having a one on one conversation with someone for a long time and probably having to share "details" about my embarrassing, humiliating pathetic life that i try intentionally to keep hidden from everyone and just always be the aloof joking guy always making people laugh gives me sweats

seriously, just THINKING about going on a date terrifies me and its been like this since i was probably 20-21 years old, let alone going on multiple ones, let alone being someone's "boyfriend" and having to do that all day every day. its over for me.

i'm 30 and i've never had sex or had a gf.

I see. I have never felt connected to anyone, so can't really say anything more meaningful.
Have a (You) instead, and have a good night too.

26 here. KHV as well. Would wizardhood grant us powers ?

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Will a woman be patient with your lack of experience or shut you down at the first hint of being a loser/virgin at age 18-25?

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>3 psycho girls
>Its everyone else not me!!
You're the psycho mate

Tee bee aytch, other than losing a comfy security clearance job. Idk why I don't bang an escort and getting it over with.

Schizoid is a meme right? There's no way I can relate to 90% of symptoms haha...

>23
>can't work out the courage to ask out qt coworker
>think she's into me
>paranoid that she's just nice to me
MAKE IT STOP

Depends on the woman. I told a girl she was my first at 19, but any older and I’m not sure how that would work out. Just don’t mention it. They’ll think you aren’t experienced at sex, but it’s better than nothing.

Haha ikr. Maybe being schizoid is being human after all? Wouldn't it be weird if normies have problems too but less than us? haha....

>3 girls represent every girl
lol

lmao you could’ve left at any point idiot

It took me about 15 dates before I could convince a fat slag to let me fuck her

have fun

You'd be surprised

>sexy times
Cringe and redditpilled

bruh just literally stop caring so much

Just try not to think about how she'll think you're a faggot if you can't get hard.

Tfw was a virgin until 21. I escaped because I lost 6kg and my face became manlier
Thanks Jow Forums

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the thing is i honestly dont care about how much of a loser i am personally. its just the thought that if normal people see how i live (whether girls as dates or even guys as friends) i would just be so pathetic they would immediately break contact because shut in losers like me are rightfully shunned in soicety

oh well then lol

I'm 29

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Yeah man, just get a bit buzzed and have fun. Don't try to make it all fucking sexy and shit, it'll probably just make you nervous.

Lost my virginity at 21 with my then gf, I couldn't get it up and that was fucking embarassing. I made a bigger deal out of it than needed and that made it even more awkward.

Just don't take sex too seriously and you'll be good to go. If only I knew that back when I first entered Uni.

Without your own place how to fuck

27 and only ever made out/clothed grinding. Curse this earth.

Don't fuck it up

Don't be Chad meme

Be urself