>5'11 & 1/2
>tell people I'm 6'
anyone else /demonic/ here?
5'11 & 1/2
Wyatt Kelly
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>someone tells me you're 6'0
>"oh you mean 5'12?"
Wyatt Cruz
Why do people ask about your height? Where does that happen?
Joseph Mitchell
I do the opposite
>be 6'5"
>tell everyone I'm 6'1"
Aaron Wood
this I've literally never had anywhere but the DMV ask for stats. Even on stuff like tinder an "above average" is enough no one cares about numbers.
Benjamin Cook
usually girls im chatting up or when it comes up in casual conversation with friends. Figure its so hard to tell the difference yet it makes such a big difference in peoples mind
Alexander Morris
>be 6'1
>claim I'm 5'11
Jayden Carter
Based, allows you to mog on guys that lie about their height making them seem like tiny toy soldiers
Adrian Peterson
6’.75” got drivers license photo taken with thick healed running shoes so it says 6’2”
Tell everyone I’m 6’2”
Easton Gray
>routine tells me to do 7 sets of 5 reps @ 312.5 lbs on barbell bench
>do 315 lbs instead
D I A B O L I C
Nicholas Walker
>5
>5
>5
>4
>5
Mark it off as a complete 5x5
Tyler Butler
only if you make it out to be one. If you act like you don't really care about it they don't either. "idk taller than my refrigerator" has never failed me.
Nathan Evans
>tfw 6'4
>wait for copelets like you to spew this lie around women to try and impress them
>immediately follow by saying "no way bro, I'm 6' tall"
>all the girls laugh at you for trying to stat
Caleb Bennett
You gotta sell this by hunching over a little.
Adam Wood
S A T A N I C
David Adams
>6'1 & 3/4"
>tell people I'm 6'2"
absolutely satanic
Gabriel Clark
>tell people i don't lift
>i do
Carter Watson
I am 164cm but I tell I am 160cm (girl user)
Ryder Morgan
...
Thomas Cruz
>get asked if I lift since I got buff
>'yeah nah, just some casual football (soccer) on Sunday'
Oliver Lopez
>Have an above average dick in length and massively above average in girth
>Tell girls I'm 4" so that when guys brag and produce something way smaller than mine girls get pissed and leave them
Brayden Myers
>get asked if I lift since I got buff
>"Nah I just do a lot of Wii fit and some zumba"
:^)
Cooper Hughes
>Have to move shit outside front of house
>quickly get a pump before going out
>neighbors miring as I flex moving heavy shit about
>quickly finish up before I deflate from peak
Angel Morales
>never done SS before
>still shill it on Jow Forums and tell noobs that it's great for building muscle
D E M O N I C
Lucas Howard
literal demons
Eli Allen
post feet or you're a male
Christian Price
>be 5’4
>tell everyone im 5’2
Bentley Cruz
>go to get licence renewed
>you look taller than this says, what are you like six feet?
>"yes"
>actually 5'11.5
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Ethan Green
>gym receptionist tells me to have a good day
>don't
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Kevin Sullivan
I do this
Parker Ramirez
Literally what I do. Makes me sound less like the insecure faggot I am.
Hunter Diaz
>6'2"
>tell people I'm 5'11"
D E M O N I C
Tyler Bennett
a literal demon
Hudson Moore
>stand next to manlets that you know claim they're 5'11/6'0
>watch them die inside
Brayden Wilson
everybody 6.0 til they pullout a tape measure
Caleb Turner
>be me
>6 foot even
>have a 6’4 friend
>we’re hanging with some other friends
>girl ask my friend “how tall are you user”
>friend says “6 foot” and looks at me with a grin
>girl then ask how tall I am
>thinkfast.jpg
>”4’11 but I usually have my heels on”
Phew
Jayden Hill
>On GOMAD making gains
>tell people GOMAD doesn't work and causes health problems so people don't get big and strong like me