>that user who posts "i lift for jesus christ" in every fucking thread
>that user who baits with "cico doesn't work"
>that user who reopens the same vegan general with the same vegan bait every day only to get flamed into oblivion
>that user who criticizes everyone and everything but never posts body when asked
>that user who got lost on his way to Jow Forums and tries to bring everyone down
>that user who opens a balding general everyday
>that user who got lost his way to looksmaxing and posts looksmax faggotry
>that user who posts roided up teenagers from instagram and tells you "why even try"
>that user who posts brap threads
>that user who opens a daily egg thread only to get a flamewar for the nth time
>that user who opens the hourly "how to get this body" thread
>that user who opens the daily "im making a team" thread
>that user who posts female powerlifter genetic freaks and tells you to quit lifting because she might be stronger than you
>that user that asks "is this achievable natty" while posting a roided up instagram ecelb
>that user that "can't bulk up, its impossible"
>that user that shittalks about SS and pretends the program will make you fat somehow
>that user that opens the daily height thread
>that user who replies "cope" to everyone
>that user who unironically uses the word incel
>that user who just spams "seething"
>that user who posts nazi propaganda
>that user with no gf
That user who posts "i lift for jesus christ" in every fucking thread
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>>that user who posts brap threads
Based and brappilled.
I lift for Jesus Christ
Christ memes genuinely improved this place, all thot threads should be spammed with our lord
>a bucket of water really improved this ocean of piss
No, they didn't. LARPing as a crusader and pseudo-asceticism belong in Jow Forums and you should go back there
What threads would even be left
>I lift for my waifu
>that user who posts "remember why we lift" with a pic of some retarded anime girl
Based and waifupilled
Cisco sort of is a meme tho faggot
>>that user with no gf
Im this user
Post body faggot
Cico* fucking jewgle autocorrect
Post body faggot
Improvements on 4channel is an impossibility in every sense of the word. Everything you have done only leads to the worsening of it. Not only have you shat your normalfag cult on this board but you've also derailed every thread you shat your spam on into a worship and religious debate thread.
as a meme it only successfully derails shit threads that are thinly veiled porn threads. focus on self improvement and not one women my child
Cope
Kek
>tfw all apply to me
Damn I’m based
>that user with no gf
allmost passed
>flame war
it's been a long time since I've heard this phrase used on this site.
The religious larping is fucking retarded, just a different flavor of shit
>that user who got lost on his way to Jow Forums and tries to bring everyone down
these are the worst, and they contain most of the threads you posted underneath it as well.
fuck these robots.
also the robots that post shit like
>based
>imagine........ haha
>shit greentext involving fake stories
All this asceticism is cope. Chad operates and enjoys the material world as much as humanly possible. And when the time comes, Jesus will accept Him, because He is honest and open, Until then, He doesn't have to think about it. Unlike those timid religious copecels LMAO. It says in the Bible that actively aiming to reach God is satanic and therefore damnable.
based
Based and Redpilled.
I really would like all of humanity to accept his endless love and protection by their own violation.
>That one user that keeps posting anime gemfags and that one fag who keeps spamming muh fem arthur anime.
I hate those pussyfaggots.
Cyкa, мoй хлeб!
I really wish you would stop being so cringeworthy you damn cultist.
>No "user who starts waifu threads"
Exactly. Because that sort of thing is the heart and soul of any Jow Forums board.
>implying it hadn’t been coopted by the proverbial idiots who think they’re in good company
>that user who uses nu-wojak images
cringe
May you see his light one day.
t. Waifucel virgin Faggot
You have multiple boards for your mgtow shit and yet you spam the fuck out of mine
Post body
>by their own violation.
>violation
Learn English, you inbred faggot.
Summed it up. This place is full of losers and I’m ashamed to be posting alongside you all
>spam
There does not appear to be a single waifu/"who do you lift for" thread in the entire catalogue, you histrionic dipshit. I'd demand that you post body, but I don't want to see the contours of your unlifting humerus again.
Most people shot on LARPing as Christfags, but hey, fake it till you can make it. I don’t want to shit on someone whose religion is actually making them a better person.
There were six up yesterday and two deleted today FINALLY after Jannies finished eating their hot pockets
Not everyone is a npc godless faggot proud virgin like you and it’s not just one guy who’s sick of your shit
Post body
Psst hey, I was born catholic. You're creepy as shit. People like you make me thankful I got out.
>post body
here's 3
In a surprising turn of events, OP wasn't a fag today.
But >I'm making a team threads are great.
>That isn't correct.
>No corrections either.
You're trash.
It's Volition.
>I'm going to be damned ecksdee
So sad.
>You have multiple boards for your mgtow shit and yet you spam the fuck out of mine
this isn't your board nigger, waifus were here before you were born
Scare tactics don't work if you've heard the same 5 over and over all your life.
If you spoon feed newfags, they'll never learn.
Cope
>that annon that fucking reads this.
>cherry picked
>same file name
>aethiest fedorafag
I asked for yours
Pic is the average waifuposter irl and after years of delusion he decided to become a waifu himself and led a discord full of trannies to dox and blackmail people
>T. Stockholm Syndrome victim.
Ftfy.
Doesn't become any less true though.
Jesus is with you.
>Jesus
If he died for "our" "sins," why do we still have to get baptized?
Nice trips though. Thematically appropriate too, well done.
Imagine not having a Waifu
>This level of delusion and false flagging to hide and distract from your skeletal form and the fact that you've been on Jow Forums for all of three weeks
Newfags can't into Rule 19, clearly.
I've given 3 you've only given 1. looks like you're the one cherrypicking. Watching girly cartoons is the most manly hobby, dontcha know?
(checked)
Prove that it's true then. Prove that heaven and hell exist.
>look mom, I posted it again!
>jesus christ and the bible literally tell you you cant eat some of the thing the planet gives you because its goes agaisnt their "moral"
>was never seen or proven to exist
>people believe this shill mentality and this person actually existed
i have no problem with people that believe in jesus christ, i just think that theres no reason to believe in something that was never proven to exist and that forbids you to enjoy what nature gives you.
>false flags
>calling anyone else delusional when he has an imaginary gf
>talking shit and not posting his own body
>newfag he says as he’s only here because his discord cabal is
Literally a voice in your head, you creep
Post your own body and don’t forget the timestamp
Fph and fat
t. Jealous Waifulet
Bless up, my brothers
(You) Got me user
I’m so jealous of your harem of anime girls that live in your head
Who needs real women when I can just buy more chinese fleshlights
no problem. here you go, bro.
>I have no argument and have been BTFO'ed all over the place
>How am I going to salvage this mess?
>I know!
>p-post, uh, b-b-body!
I accept your mental surrender. Now go hit the weights and, for the love of shit, eat something.
I lift for my country. Representing your flag at a world championship is the most honorable action a man can do, honor your ancestors.
Lift for sport, lift for victory, lift for the glory of your flag.
>Thread is nothing but Christfags and waifufags autism jousting at each other.
This is actually nice. All of this bullshit, contained to a single thread.
Plato. Proverbs. All you need.
You still have to accept him as your personal lord and saviour, baptizing is one of the methods.
Accepting John 3:16 is also valid.
The bible states that Heaven exists, people with near death experiences typically describe a similair situation before being brought back.
Now you may provide evidence that it doesn't exist.
>Inb4 can't prove a negative.
If a doctor wants to rule out cancer in diagnosing a patient, then the the results need to confirm this, if it does, the doctor has proven a negative.
Feel free to prove your claims.
Also consider Pascals wager.
I’m genuinely curious to see what (you) look like after spamming these “I lift for her” threads for almost two weeks straight
Also stop tidder spacing
>You still have to accept him as your personal lord and saviour, baptizing is one of the methods.
But many denominations (including the only denomination that isn't for edgelord posers) baptize babies YEARS before the baby can make any conscious decision to "accept" Jesus. How, or why, does that work?
>Also consider Pascals wager.
Which god would this Pascal dipshit have me believe in, and why specifically that one, instead of the many others that have exactly as much evidence supporting their existence and desires?
>"Post body" didn't work! There's only one chance left damage control this disaster!
>r*ddit spacing meme
Now you're just embarrassing yourself. Stop before you end up even further behind.
That user who spends tons of time here and recognizes other anons and points it out
obviously we dont have the technology yet, but multiple attempts at studies(some successful im sure, i dont have the time to go look for sources right now) have shown that during near death experiences, your hypothalamo-hypophysaire complex releases an extreme amount of hormones, which can explain the "visions of heaven".
also that bullshit about pascals wager makes no sense at all. why would i believe in a god that shows me 0 proof of his existence, but will punish me for not believing in something that i have never seen, felt or experienced (whether my mind is aligned by a priori or a posteriori ideals), not to mention the pascals wager can apply to every single religion. Obviously i cant contest the "there is a heaven" because its unprovable.
my opinion is that god is just human subjectivism in order to attempt to give life a greater meaning, and an attempt at motivating people that something better will come after this life, which is why religion was very accepted back in the day, since famine and deaths were so common, people wanted a meaning to all the pain they were feeling and a belief that eveything would go all right.
with this said, i still believe there is a god, just not this bullshit. the one true is an entity that we cannot even begin to describe, but that doesnt care about humanity: its a god that created this universe and everything in it, in a balanced way, and life was merely one of the consequences of this universe, not a goal
Based and do not let these godless faggots tell you otherwise
>The bible states that Heaven exists
The holy bibble isn't a credible source. It's like arguing against a guy and him saying "because I said so" as proof
>people with near death experiences typically describe a similair situation
That's a fucking complex issue I'm not getting in to because I don't know about it.
>the doctor has proven a negative.
Correct. But there's still no proof heaven exists
>Also consider Pascals wager.
If god was all loving he'd forgive me either way. If not then I'd rather burn than be with a lying god like him.
Post your exercise equipment, supplements or anything fitness related you own with a timestamp at the very least
Seriously I just want to make sure (((you))) and your gangster communist computer god worshipping nigroid nazi buttbuddies aren’t here just to spam these shitty threads
Someone's mad
Not that user, but I believe in god, not in the bible, because it was made by men, not god. It has some very good morals in it, but anybody could say they were "inspired by god" and write whatever they want in it.
>But many denominations (including the only denomination that isn't for edgelord posers) baptize babies YEARS before the baby can make any conscious decision to "accept" Jesus. How, or why, does that work?
This is why we have confirmation when the person becomes more mature as an adult. As the name says, you confirm your faith in god, and learn the ins and outs of the religion. If you don't agree, this is when you leave- when you know exactly what the religion is about and its morals. I consider anybody who became atheist when they were 7 because it "didn't make sense" a fool, because they knew hardly anything about the religion at such young age.
>Which god would this Pascal dipshit have me believe in, and why specifically that one, instead of the many others that have exactly as much evidence supporting their existence and desires?
As i said before, I don't know about others, but i believe in "God," whoever, or whatever that may be. The God i believe in isn't tied to any one religion, because it wouldn't make sense that only one religion is right and all others are wrong, and everybody who is unlucky enough to not believe in that religion is damned to hell. A loving god wouldn't do that. I believe in god because i simply cannot fathom the universe, which abides by the physical laws of nature, being created by nothing, because matter cannot be created nor destroyed, according to the laws of physics. Therefore, I believe that something supernatural, that doesn't abide by the physical laws of the universe CAN create something out of nothing, and was therefore able to create the universe out of nothing. Whatever that was, I believe, is god
*His
Not capitalizing when referring to the Lord is irreverent at best and at worst taking the Lord's name in vain.
Fag
we're all this user
Ok so are just here to spam
Could have said that long ago but it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure that out
You’re worse than the trannies
Checked and correct
Why so serious, user. It's just the internet. Calm yo tits. No need to get frustrated. You feeling frazzled? No anger requirement here. Just get zen brah.
say what you may but now that ocean of piss is now 1/187450 water, rather than just piss.
>This is why we have confirmation when the person becomes more mature as an adult.
So then why are you baptizing babies?
>As i said before, I don't know about others, but i believe in "God," whoever, or whatever that may be. The God i believe in isn't tied to any one religion, because it wouldn't make sense that only one religion is right and all others are wrong, and everybody who is unlucky enough to not believe in that religion is damned to hell. A loving god wouldn't do that. I believe in god because i simply cannot fathom the universe, which abides by the physical laws of nature, being created by nothing, because matter cannot be created nor destroyed, according to the laws of physics. Therefore, I believe that something supernatural, that doesn't abide by the physical laws of the universe CAN create something out of nothing, and was therefore able to create the universe out of nothing. Whatever that was, I believe, is god
So Pascal's wager is horseshit, AND it's utterly impossible for your stupid, mortal ass to know anything about the nature of "god," and is therefore a waste of your time to be considering. Got it.
imgtc.com
So in your own words you don’t lift
Got it
Fake it til you make it.
The parents are indeed having the baby to join the love of Christ before it is even capable of making a solid memory, the reason is probably that, even if the baby were to die before being able to make the choice itself, it will be with Christ before going anywhere else.
Thus it's more for comfort if anything.
A /his/ user can probably explain this more accurately.
Second.
In a situation of gods:
There is but one all powerful God amongst gods, refering to Him as such means that one will inevitably pray to the one true God.
As the other user has stated, mankind can only understand and apply His words so far, the Bible seems to be the most reasonable to me, despite its age.
You're correct in your assessments.
The brain indeed releases said hormones when the body dies, this is proven.
A single book(and any other book of said collection) is but an interpretation of an ambiguous entity, that rules over existence outside of existence, we will not know all His laws and reasonings until we can collect all- if any of the evidence to prove this.
Until we can, it will indeed be but an appeal to ambiguity, however, there is evidence(though inconclusive) that favours His existence.
Which leads me to explain Pascal's Wager.
Despite not knowing the ultimate truth, it will be more so in one's favour to believe in His words than not to believe.
I believe in that, in Him and I will live my life accordingly.
On your last note.
God has given us free will(New Testament), He brings us a path to follow in order to confirm to Him that we are worthy of entering his Kingdom, not following his path is our own choice, the consequences of refusing His offer will also be our own choice.
As previously stated it IS an appeal to ambiguity.
Pascal's Wager gives us an insight into the potential outcomes of accepting His ways and not accepting His ways.
My our Lord forgive me and my fellow misspellers.
youtube.com
I won't lift for the state and the US hasn't been a nation for a good while now.
en.wiktionary.org
Holy fuck you’re gay
>that user that only replies "based and ____pilled"
based
>that user who posts "i lift for jesus christ" in every fucking thread
>that user with no gf
Yeah it’s me