>New girl at work >Found out i do martial arts >"Hey user, can you teach me a move? >Sure thing, I'll teach you how to do Seoi Nage >Stand square, that's right, feet apart, but same width >Give me your right arm, and I'll pull on your left collar while holding your right sleeve >"OK user, but do it softly" >I'll do it on the count of 3 >1 >2 >3 >Do the throw >She hits her head on the concrete and i hear a crack that came from her right arm >Out cold, head bleeding, staff yelling >Being told i nearly killed her >Shes still in the hospital checking for concussions and to stitch her head up >Everyone at work scared of me now
Did i really do anything wrong? this is so fucked up.
Not a joke, i thought i'd be able to show it like the instructor, been doing Judo for 12 months now, i tried to do it soft but it was my first time doing it to a girl and her weight.
I'm used to doing it to men that are 80-100kg.
Jeremiah Evans
When someone tells you to "teach me a move senpai", you teach them a WRISTLOCK, not a fucking throw.
Yeah, you're fucked. Hand in your two weeks and go seek a job elsewhere, you're never going to live this down and they'll find a reason to get rid of you.
Start saving for the out-of-court settlement. Go get your crippling autism diagnosis while you're at it fucking lmao
Hudson Lopez
Oh god I want to believe.
Dylan Johnson
fucking kek
Ayden Young
You sir are a major fucking retatd and I hope she sues the shit out of you. This way, you will be too poor to reproduce and your retarded genes will not continue. >"go easy on me user" >throws her full force into the concrete and fractures multiple bones
She wanted to learn something she can use to defend herself with, and wanted something better. I did what she wanted, and she agreed to participate in it.
It's not my fault she didn't keep her chin down.
Dylan Campbell
>It's not my fault she didn't keep her chin down. Legally, it is.
Jackson White
>full force
No i did not, i did it gentle except she didn't break-fall properly or keep her chin down. She wanted me to do it on her, it's bullshit how i'd ever be liable.
Fuck this world.
Andrew Murphy
Absolutely based user, don’t listen to these guys you are completely in the right here. Cunt should’ve had stronger bones
Blake Myers
>I hope she sues the shit out of you. This way, you will be too poor to reproduce and your retarded genes will not continue. This. OP is a full on autist, further confirmed by his interest in Judo. This shit would not work in a real fight against someone even remotely your size. Eastern martial arts only work within their own rules. Also anyone who trains "in case" they get in a street fight is extremely naive and coping
John Cox
>This shit would not work in a real fight against someone even remotely your size. Eastern martial arts only work within their own rules. Also anyone who trains "in case" they get in a street fight is extremely naive and coping
I hope you realize, in Judo. You do a lot of randori (Freestyle, sparring) with participants that want to slam you on the ground and try to counter your throws, and throw up a tremendous amount of resistance.
To pull such a technique in the OP, all he'd need is your arm.
Camden Miller
Bro there’s a reason you do like two weeks of break falls before you learn to throw.
Samuel Collins
Not really that long, but first lesson is always break-falling, front, back, etc.. i guess you are right. I won't teach people how to do throws anymore, i learned my lesson.
Daniel Hernandez
It is usually that long, sometimes longer to learn breakfalls. You are an idiot trying to teach seoi nage to a untrained females for self-defence when you only did judo for 12 months.
William Sanders
>It is usually that long,
No it's not, you get the idea of break-falls after a day, but learning break-falls when running and jumping you learn over time.
> You are an idiot trying to teach seoi nage to a untrained females for self-defence when you only did judo for 12 months.
12 months, and 2 competitions, i know how to execute the technique perfectly on men regardless of height and weight, women clearly not. I really didn't even try hard but still broke her apart.
Joshua Campbell
>12 months, and 2 competitions, i know how to execute the technique perfectly on men regardless of height and weight, No you don't.
Thomas Green
Yes i do, coming 2nd and 3rd in both competitions. Not my bloody fault you're mentally slow and have trouble learning techniques.
Logan Powell
You've been doing judo 12 months, so you are max a green belt. You do not know how to throw with seoi nage against all men of all height and weight. I can bet my life on that. You are telling me you can throw black belts wiht seoi nage no problem being only a
Adam Johnson
Well, if that black or brown / blue puts up resistance i will lose. But if they let me, i can pull it off perfectly textbook which is what i'm trying to say.
Austin Anderson
Well then that's where the misunderstanding is. Of course after 12 months you can do seoi nage on a non-resisting opponent.
Charles Lee
>didn't break fall properly or keep her chin down duh what did u expected from a novice
Charles Martinez
Misunderstanding indeed, even blue belts i struggle a lot, and my Seoi Nage usually ends up in me being put in a choke hold.
Oliver Barnes
This is a troll. There's no way a 12-month judoer would >not know not to to this on concrete >not remember that break-falls are fucking important and she wouldn't know them >choose this move to begin with >not think of the fact that NO MATTER HOW this turned out she'd be hurting like fuck on the CONCRETE FLOOR
nice larp
Lucas Mitchell
My autism spikes up when around women, in 26 years i only ever had one girlfriend.
James Watson
New job time, think about moving
Jose Cruz
user.. Why
Cameron Young
>concrete Now that was your first mistake. Dude this could have actually ended pretty well for you, but you had to try this shit out in what? A fucking parking lot? Yeah if you guys work at a minim wage job she def cant afford those kind of bills. You'll be lucky if you just get off paying for the hospital bills. Start applying for a new job asap and or move.
That's just grapplefags user. They are compensating little cucks angry their reach is the same as a 12 year old so they take it out on women lmao. I've never seen a judo or bjj cunt who didn't or didn't look like he beat women.
Tyler Young
>Doing martial arts are you 12 or just have an infatuation with play fighting?
>i train for 12months yet I know how to deal with each body type im so good at judo Dunning-Kruger's effect at its best.
Brandon Jones
Had a similar thing happen. Girl asked me to pick her up to show how strong I was, did so, and accidentally slammed her head on the low ceiling. She was pretty fucking mad.
Tyler Wright
How do you react to something like this? Just start doing pushups?
Asher Moore
I would have showed her my sharingan desu
Chase Sanchez
If this is real you are in serious trouble ans seriously stupid if u even have to ask if its your fault
Jace Stewart
Lol dont show her a dangerous move you fucking mong. I hate McDojos, not teaching students to NEVER use it unless in a life threatening situation
Mason Hall
>Everyone at work scared of me now missing accomplished
Nathan Flores
You can do them in a day but you need at least two weeks to get it really ingrained in your muscle memory.
Daniel Turner
Never throw someone in friendly practice who doesn't know how to do breakfalls safely, especially on concrete. If you can control the throw enough to set her down gently on the ground (not "throw her lightly," but set her down in a controlled fashion), which you should be able to do if you're not physically retarded and you pick the right sort of throw (seoi nage was a dumb choice at your skill/experience level, o-goshi would have been better) , you can do that as part of teaching her to throw you.
You really fucked up, OP, and your instructor may be shit, too, if you thought this was a safe and appropriate teaching methodology.
>It's not my fault she didn't keep her chin down. Yes it is. You were the one playing instructor, you should have instructed her to tuck her chin during proper ukemi. There was no reason to expect she knew that you useless faggot. >she didn't break-fall properly No shit? The girl with zero judo experience didn't breakfall properly? Who could have predicted that?
I've grappled for a decade and a half and look like a hippie lanklet.
>Eastern martial arts only work within their own rules. Judo, catch wrestling, and boxing formed the basis of WWI US military martial arts. Most people I know in judo crosstrain in striking and weapons arts (including pistolcraft). No one sane who trains judo expects it to work by itself in a hypothetical deathmatch, but it's an excellent component art.
Having trained on both coasts, good schools typically spend 2-3 weeks teaching novices breakfalls before they're allowed to be thrown by anyone other than an advanced student in a very controlled fashion.
Some teachers suck at teaching their students to teach. I expect OP is larping because Jow Forums, but it's a realistic story.
Yeah they dont teach the values like they should. Respect, sportsmanship and humility are supposed to go hand in hand with technique.
But furthermore, theyll teach anyone as long as they keep paying, instead of weeding out those with no aptitude or retards like OP who clearly don’t know they shouldn’t do these things on: >A person not threatening you >An untrained person >A girl >Concrete
Ethan Foster
>not teaching students to NEVER use it unless in a life threatening situation
Where the fuck is the fun in that? fuck out of here with your karate mindset.
>Only rehearse your play fight routines with someone trying to kill you The only "dangerous" and "life threatening" thing that is a result of your glorified acting lessons is when you try to flying crane jutsu flip your crackhead mugger and get stabbed with a screwdriver or some chromosomal aberration like OP uses his retard strength to slam a girls head on a concrete floor
