Why the hate on Alan Thrall?

Why the hate on Alan Thrall?

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He’s a cuck

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god I hate his fucking memery shit, look at that stupid "shout", look at that beard, he looks like a marmot that just shit itself

That baby is definitely not white

>shit aesthetics
>strength achievable in a year or two of lifting
>he's been lifting for FIFTEEN (15) years
>changes his opinions all the time
>is unironically a cuck raising his wife's bull's kid
>uploads 5 videos per week like a little bitch
>failed a 2 plate bench recently

this guy is literally soja incarnated

I get the reasons why people don't like him (myself included), but why the influx of hate as of late? I don't follow his channel, did he do something recently?

>Failed a 2 plate bench
No way.

alan took like 10 years to bench 3 plate and has such a shit tier physique. He's the literal opposite of motivation.

He was a Rippetoe Drone for a long time and got somewhat worse when he started hanging around with Baraki.

He's really not that bad.

neither is Alan

youtu.be/ahMMZ3zUuDU?t=324

Thats one ugly baby. Doesnt look white at all.

>strength achievable in a year or two of lifting

?????

he's THE stereotype of grumpy, arrogant metalhead powerlifter

>Bands
What the fuck.

He's going for ten reps, but that's still quite questionable.

Says right in the video he failed 245 on 10th rep, even with bands thats still better than 99% of nattys on this board

Think hes just trying to overload the top

Because he unironically shills for SS

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Where did he even do 9 reps? I didn't see more than 4 reps there. And thats with the camera cutting and him obviously stopping and starting again

>Pitbull
>Nigglet
Like pottery.

>15 years of lifting
>literally struggles with 1 plate incline bench


What the actual fuck?

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Lel

He reminds people with shit genetics that they'll never look good without /fraud/, so they get mad.

he would look one million times better if he just got a beard trim
also i have better lifts and i weigh 78kg with 2 years of lifitng lol

>"Sometimes the most difficult part of training is not lifting weights, getting out of your comfort zone, or straining for those last few reps…It’s quieting the chatter in your head that can be the hardest part. When I first found out my wife had been sleeping with other men I was distraught and distracted, but when I'm in the gym, only one thing matters. Moving that barbell."

Alan is a literal cuckold

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When and on what medium did he say this, and where’s the link/screen shot to prove it?

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>is unironically a cuck raising his wife's bull's kid
wut

fake deep voice

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fake and gay

hxxp://www.trainuntamed.cum/clear-your-mind/

fast edit alan

ugly beard

He changed it, it's real.

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I learned it in the marines.

Proof? I'm sure there's evidence of people talking about it from 2016 if he did write that.

web.archive.org/web/20160520193806/http://www.trainuntamed.com/clear-your-mind/

Unless he added after initially publishing it, no he didn't

He and his white are both blonde hair blue eyes, while his baby looks mulatto or mestizo

In every single thread about Alan there ONE faggot who keeps sucking his dick about every single topic
Post body you fat nigger, you know who you are

autism

sound guy desu

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>claims to train untamed
>doesn't shit in his squat rack
He's a fraud

What bothers me about Alan... well, first: a disclamer: He's obviously doing fine and doesn't need to take advice from a loser like me. He built a business he's passionate about, bought a house, got married, started family and is now a father, and he has some minor e-fame, which is just enough to help pay the bills and provide a bit of a self-esteem boost of self-importance, but not enough to (seemingly) corrupt him in any major way. He's had some success with his hobbies, and to top it all off, he served as a marine and had an honorable job while in it, despite having a negative outlook at that portion of his life - it's something that you'll always have as a "badge of honor." So, I'll say it again - he doesn't need my help.

That being said, I just wish he'd drop the whole schtick he has. The reason it bothers me, I think it's false. He's made a lot of videos about the beard - it's because it's a backlash against how the military made him shave. Dude, we get it... it's been like 10 years since you got out, it's been so long. You're no longer that person. But he's become attatched to it, and his image at large. That's why it perturbs so many people. It is without substance, as is stuff like OP pic related. He's in this weird state of somehow still wanting "explosive" growth of his youtube channel, so he's still dishing out meme pics and tryhard clickbait titles.

I just want him to get a handsome haircut, focus on upper body aesthetics for a bit, and calm the fuck down - just a notch. Stop trying to make everyone laugh and like you. Maybe even lower the voice volume and just speak to us like human beings. I believe this would be Alan's final form, and I believe it may happen as he raises his son.

Alan Thrall 1 - Marine bitchboy
Alan Thrall 2 - Big beard tryhard loudguy
Alan Thrall 3 - Shaved, short hair aesthetic and based father

kids don't get their actual eye pigment until 6-9 months and that little dude looks jaundicy but still white