Eternal Constipation

I've suffered this my entire life. The faeces is hard coming out, and most of it comes out easily but there is always a tiny bit that simply doesn't. I know it's in there but no matter how much I wipe I never get it all clean. I eventually have to give up. This leads to me coming into the bathroom just to wipe. Very embarrassing. Idk why more faeces appears after I come back. Sometimes it's just very mucousy. I'm at my wits end. 18 years of having to walk around knowing there's a bit of shit that shouldn't be in me anymore. If I wipe too much I usually draw blood as well.

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If you have had this all your life I assume you have seen a doctor? What has he said?

something something something
study on people with bowel issues did best on a 0 fiber diet
something something something
try carnivore, don't be scared of raw meat either.
I feel so light after eating 4k calories worth of raw meat and butter.

Get some metamucil tablets
Eat more fibre in general.
See a doctor if you have not already

Drink a bunch of hot sauce

LOL
Also mucousy shit might indicate ulcerative colitis

Eat a fuckton of fiber you ignominious mong. Dates, spinach, metamucil. Just down the stuff.

just try different diets

just get into the routine of shitting at your home and then wash your asshole in the shower after.

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go carnivore or at least cut fiber

uh, OP, what /is/ your diet?
Please be honest.

Wtf do I do fibre or what?

I'm a neet so I only shower after I shit.

Eggs, Broccoli, corn chips, french fries, cereal, water.

Probably nearly zero fiber. I recently started snacking on almonds which are very high in fiber and nearly got the runs from how effective it was.

>corn chips, french fries, cereal
that's your issue right there ya dingus.

My mother always said that fibre was the way to fix it. I'm definitely not getting the runs. I only defecate once a day as well.

Its called nuts+seeds
Fibrous out the ass
You will shit

you have IBD. not IBS. fiber won't help you much. try magnesium supplements.

user drink hot tea after your meal and dampen your toilet paper before wiping.
It does wonders for intestinal movement

>Constipation
I always thought until I was 18 or so that constipation ment flu or a cold. Looking back I remember grown adults and classmates telling their teacher they didn't come to school because they were constipated. Like wtf did they literally skip school and told their teacher in their face they didn't come because they couldn't shit? I never had problems shitting so never thought it ment that

If the constipation leads to bad gas & stomach pain, yeah, I could see someone staying home from that.

Cut fiber. The people shilling for it are believing vegan food industry lies.

same

Your diet is shit.
Put arugula kn your sandwiches and fry up some kale every once in a while.

And eat apples

Slippery Elm powder

user I'm not joking about this stuff it will change your life don't ignore this.

I have a solution for you

I got a solution for you as well

Hey I'm the exact opposite bro, havent had a solid, thicc shit in probably 8 years. Good luck.

I have a solution for you as well.

Change your position and improve your shitting for rest of your life

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>I'm a neet so I only shower after I shit.
So you've only had 5 showers in your life?

Try licorice extract for a month. 5ml before breakfast, and 5 ml before night sleep. It'll be more potent if you take it on empty stomach.

You need to heal your gut. Try a Saccharomyces boulardii type probiotic at first.

just shit on to the neighbors' doorstep in an ass2grass position

healthy as fuck

Dumb turk licorice turns you into a woman

If one month use of licorice extract turns you into a woman then you're a woman.

> Eat more fiber
> Give it a month to allow your gut bacteria to adapt
> Ignore the carnie cucks
> Problem solved

not today pajeet

you can unironically have a smoke whenever you feel constipated

that will be 50 merkels

my bowels have also been the bane of my life

laxido sachets, 2x every night before bed. only thing that's ever worked

How about you wash your ass, you dirty monkey?

Gallon of water per day, 6 capsules of psyllium husks. Or just eat better / get off the opioids.