If you could say one thing to your ex, what would it be

I only have one ex and I would ask if they are doing alright. But I always wonder if they are married at this point

Is that Nanami and Masato?

My life got a thousand times better after leaving you
Have fun not being able to pair bond or find a respectable man you blown out skank

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I learned a lot with you, I learned to never date a whore in disguise.

I thought you said you loved me more? Then how come I'm still here missing you almost a year after we've last talked.

She doesn't exist because I've never had a gf before.

Over $10 rofl

Why don't you exist exgf?

I always thought you would be the one of us who would succeed in life, ironic isn't it?

I just require someone to cuddle, also we had some nice back and forth sometimes, also hive mind. Won't ever meet someone who I felt so in tune with again
Also would like my book back

Pair bond ?

I hate the fact I still love you. I hate fact I can let no one else near me because of that.

Call her a Florida nigger.

"I'm so sorry."

I would do anything to change how everything played out. :(

I WISH I GOT THE CHANCE TO EVEN MEET YOU

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>"I'm sorry for e-stalking you after the break-up. That was an immature move on my part, and I hope you can forgive me for acting like a jackass."

A lot of regretful decisions around that point.

It may have been years since we've seen eachother, and we rarely talk anymore, but the short time we were together changed me forever. Thank you, I love you.

My friends hate me now because I let you get to me. Thanks for changing me in the worst ways possible

I've only ever had an e-gf months ago, uhhhh so I'd probably just ask her to add me back on discord

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You didn't change, you were always like that. Just took your friends a while to realize how shitty of a person you are.

you weren't as smart or noble as I thought, but I forgive you, because in the end, you're just a woman

eat shit stupid nigger

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I should've said something.
Now you're gone.

I'll never forget you, you changed me.
I love you.

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I wasnt the one who hurt you, so why did you hurt me?

In a lot of ways. it's almost as though you never left.

"I forgive you"

The best revenge is a life well lived robots. Let go of hatred and the power she has over you will fade. Only then will she be truly cut out.

You never told me why you left me.

Im sorry, we should still be friends if you can forgive me

My biggest regret in life was letting you keep Pickles (the dog). You never deserved him and he growled at you once. You're ugly and fat and look like you're in your 30s already. 18 year old you was a good fuck but now you look like your mother.

I wouldnt have anything to say. Nothing needs to be said. Nothing would be gained from saying anything. I have my dreams. We werent compatible. We never were but I wanted to be. I cared so much. Not a day goes by where i dont think of them. Ill wonder how theyre doing until the day i die. But ill never have anything to say to them.

Whore. Slut. Cunt. Obnoxious strumpet. Horrible piece of garbage human. Trash. Parasitic collection of flesh. Overinflated, pompous, vain clock sucker. Sycophantic, vainglorious, reprehensible fucking tapeworn. God damn you, might you die in the most horrible way and light all of your life goals crash and burn. Fucking bitch.

I don't feel bad you killed yourself. You cheated on me with my best friend and destroyed what was perfect. We were a fairy tail couple. Everyone was jealous of what we had.
7 fucking years and I never once slipped up even when I had countless, COUNTLESS opportunities to fuck other women.
Your sister wanted to fuck
Your best friend also wanted to fuck
But I never caved because I loved you and would never break your trust. But after one serious fucking argument, you go and do that.
How could you...
I hate myself for losing myself you. The. You died, you took a large part of my heart with it. I don't think I'll ever recover.

I know you don't care for me anymore, but I still love you, what did I do that made you stop feeling for me? do you still think about me? do you hate me? you don't even realize how much you influence me even though I haven't seen or spoken to you since April, I still think about you almost every hour of the day since that day you told me you didn't love me anymore, you are like a demon inside my head, I don't think I will ever forget you or get over you, I love you.

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You badly damaged us both, buried my heart and gained nothing out of it.

I would unironically ask her how many dicks she has had inside her since we broke up. I bet it's been quite a few.

Fairies dont have tails bitch

I was the other guy

I knkw this is you nathaniel

my ex is the only reason im not a wizard
if I could I'd just send her like 200 bucks with a note thanking her (the money is to repay for something specific that we wasted our money on back then)

sorry about saying that mean thing before we stopped talking. it was a really childish reaction in retrospect since you hurt my feelings a lot at the time, but its something i regret now. i remembered your instagram the other day and i had a peep and im glad i did because you seem really happy and you have your life together. im doing well too, and i finally figured my life out minus you, even though i thought i was never gonna be able to. im in a good place. anyway, theres a lot of things im embarrassed about having done and said during the time we spent together, and although hindsight is 20/20 i hope that you realise im sorry for the person i was and how they treated you.

also stop wearing that shirt i left behind btw. dont drop out and stay cool in school.

also i realised this is a lot more than just one thing.

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You were one of the most horrible things to happen in my life but I learned a good life lesson I thought was just cool to say: Trust no one.

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Rough stuff. Have a (you)

Gimme my half of the money for the house bitch!

I don't have anything left to say.

I just hope he sees my lifeless corpse when I finally put a bullet in my stupid ugly head.
I just want him to see what became of the only person who ever loved him.

was that thors necklace?

Your next boyfriend broke up with you as well, right?

Also are you still living in that shitty room where you come by every two weeks only to find that you left your hamsters to eat each other?

Did you ever "make it" without me?

Also, you're living a completely normal and happy life now that you're without me, right?

I kind of miss you but I would never go back, even if it meant being alone for the rest of my fucking life.

Well the last gf I had was in 2012. She left me once she started fucking her adopted brother.
So, uh, good job on getting your adopted brother arrested on statutory rape charges?

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wait, which one?

it took a while for me to realize that you breaking up with me was actually a blessing. we were not right for each other.

Stupid cunt gimme my hoodie back

I always knew you were a filthy whore, that's why I treated you like one.
I hope you enjoyed the taste of your butthole on my cock, and I wonder if your nigger boyfriend knows how you used to hate niggers.

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why do bf clothes always smell so good

Fuck you for cheating on me and lying. I'm glad you got fat and you're still a lonely fuck.

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Thanks for paying for most of the abortion but I hope your new boyfriend enjoys the haunted pussy

I don't have anything to say. The experience was neither good or bad, probably because I was dissociated for most of it. I wish you didn't call the cops, but I guess it was for the best. If not, I don't think I would have ever been able to get help. Thank you for trying though. Sorry I couldn't get close to you, I don't think either of us had the wherewithal to. But, you were a decent friend. Bye.

You're a coward. You can't face who you really are and there's nothing worse than someone fake like that. You're what's wrong with the world. Have fun being a Jane and take Chad's cock in your arse.

Im glad I made you realize you're a lesbian

>Having an ex

Why are you normies even here?

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fuck you freya you dirty aids whor

You don't need someone to fill to void inside you, find your own place in the world. Please stop lying, you're awful at it.I didn't want to get back together because I want the best for both of us. I loved our time together but I didn't truly love you and you didn't love me.

You lied a lot and hurt me in the end. But I don't have any grudges, just get better. You have so much potential, you're the only one who can make the best of it. Merry Christmas.

>ex
>Jow Forums
what have the failednormies done?

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hey you a dumb cunt and i hope you get herpes from the 4+ other people you're fucking. your landlord will kick your ass out for all the semen and lady squirts on your walls. get fucked with various forms of hiv and i cant wait for your posse to fall apart, and i'll be fucking chowing on popcorn the whole time you crock of shit. hahahahahahaahhahaha

IF ANYONE WANTED THIS POMPOUS RESPONSE, I'M SURE THEY WOULD ASK FOR IT. FUCK OFF, NARCISSIST

I wish you would hate me so that I wouldn't think there's a chance we'd get back together

be me
17 years
I fall in love for the first time, the girl who is out of my economic league, I am attractive and always stand out in conversations, but I never have money to go out with her to a good place, all her friends end up accepting me.
I spend my time drinking at her parties without spending a dime.
I notice that her friends usually flirt with me when she is not there.
One of her friends friends becomes my best friend, understands that I do not have a penny but it does not seem to bother him and ends up inviting you to many parties in which she is not.
I know a lot of people, especially her friends, none of them seem to like my ex and she tells me that she is just a snooty bitch.

I ignore all that because I'm in love and 5 months later she asks me about the future "What do you want to do with your life user?"

I want to be a writer since I have reason to use, I know that my English is shit but I am South American and I learned them on my own however my Spanish is impeccable.

She leaves, 3 days later she tells me it's time to finish, she says she thinks I'm going to be a failed taxi driver like my father and that I'm not going to give her the future she deserves.

I feel like shit, but I love my father, he raised me and my 3 brothers and he always tried to put us in good schools, to have a good future.
I end up hating the bitch and I call my best friend for advice, he tells me tomorrow to open a party and that my ex is punished and will not be able to go.
1 day later at a party where she is not there, one of her friends talks to me, she is a round 8/10 and she says that my ex always told her that I take her like an animal, but she never believed her.
I end up drunk having sex in a gigantic house.
The best day of my life.jgp
I have sex with 3 of her friends in less than a week, thanks 8/10, all of them know it but none of them tell my ex.

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Nothing. I might just frown at her.

One night while talking then having sex with a 9/10 who used to be her best friend, tells me that my ex's father is going to prison because he was involved in extortion to a large insurer.
"welcome to the jungle" .jpg
I never told you this, dear Alejandra, but someday, one day you'll hear it.

Dear ex, I am finishing engineering now and your daddy will rot in jail for 8 years, when he leaves you will not have a single penny and your mother will finish it leaving her poor butt, like the good slut she always was, all your friends are my friends Now, that's why they do not invite you to any of the stupid urbanization parties, I hope your car serves to be a taxi and you can finish your fucking art career, although with the expensive that your university was, it will be impossible, welcome to reality damn bitch.

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Should of dropped you the moment you told me you had been in a gangbang. Bitch.

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I get why you left, I was pretty clingy back then. We should give it another try though, you can even bring your girlfriend around. (I turned her into a lesbian, apparently.)

I am sorry, I know everything I did was wrong, and ill be a better person when the right one comes along, even though you were supposed to be the right one... it is okay though, if you werent someone else will be

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Nigga that is literally my ex in the photo, we broke up in 2016 after dating for a few months.

Her name is Lydia and she's a copper shaded ginger with a nice ass

Nice reddit thead. None of you are robots.

>I wish I would have left you sooner

I am not sure I can add anything, I pretty much said everything I had to say in our last conversation.
I just want you to not feel bad about yourself. I don' feel anger or frustration towards you, I still love you and I am glad about our time together. The reason I don't talk to you anymore is not because I am angry but because I miss you so much and talking to you hurts.
I hope you are happy and that you will find what you are looking for. I am sorry it wasn't me.

If I could tell lydia anything, I'd tell her I'm sorry. I'm sorry that things ended in the way they did and I wish she never lied to me. If you know the girl OP, please tell her I hope she made it into Duke Ellington and I hope she gets to be the director she always wanted to be. All those times I talked to other girls were fake after we broke apart; I only did it because I knew I was your first real boyfriend and when I had my first love I couldn't get over it for years. I did it so that youd think I was an asshole, and it worked. I regret doing this, you deserved much better than what I gave you at that time -- after you made me feel like I wasnt alone -- after you made me realize there are people like me in the world. I miss you, but maybe it was better off this way. I still have the glove you gave me and I keep your book inside of it too. A good memory.

>I also want my damn book back.
They never do

this hurts

so fucking bad

why don't you love me as much as i love you

>i wished i'd pay attention more.
i can't do anything about though.

you were a shit gf, you're a shit person, i know you still love me and we both know you will never love anybody else again. but i still don't want you back. fucking trash.

i know this feel too hard brother

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I have never had a fucking girlfriend and I thought that nobody had one here since where there are so many chads here

When* fucking autocorrect

>he learned never to date women

and alot more normalfags that i dont wanna even bother with the rest
the fact that there are this many normalfags on my board is just amazing. this place has truly gone to shit these past years. this is truly vile

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You told me you wish you could have done things differently. Personally I wish I never met you. I hope that I someday can learn how to not love you anymore.

What ex? I'm a robot, not some normie pretending to be a robot. I have never had an ex, never gone on a date, never held hands with a girl, never had sex and probably never will do any of these things. That's why I'm a fucking robot.

This is literally the only acceptable response if you're a true robot.

I hope you get everything you ever wanted out of life. And then I hope it doesn't make you happy.

I cant say anything to a person that never existed

If I had an ex, I think she would know of my spergy behavior and dumb me the first minute.

When we were together I never gave you head, but now eating ass is like my main thing, you wouldn't believe it.

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