Mum found the shit cube

>mum found the shit cube
not like this

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>granny found the portable shit-sink
Oh no..

>step sister slides into the sperm sea and starts sinking
fuck

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>Uncle found the cumputer

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>dad disgustedly discovered the dick disintegrator
that's a nasty sight

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>dad discovered the shota simulator
the depths of hell call to me, and I must answer.

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>Grandma found the anal bagel
NOT LIKE THIS

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>aunt activated the anus amplifier
MOTHER FUCK-

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>...big brother...
(original)

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>Dad found the anal agonizer
I'm finished lads

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>...bamboozled upon...

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>...bumping into bum bazooka

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>cousin found the ass cushion

FUUUUUUCCCKKK

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>dad found the rectal fork

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>Sister found the cum candle
AHHHHHHHHHH

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>childhood friend found the cum canoe

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>neice found the naughty nap noodles

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> Dog ate the cum baguette
He was a good doggo...

>Sister "seduced" by the sex spider
>Her muffled screams have finally stopped

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>Grandma opened the smeg bucket
She was already really old anyway...

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>brother found the pubic hair stash

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>mom finds the ball hair trimmer

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>mummys boyfriend finds the cum pumpkin

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>girlfriend groped the gallbladder guzzler with her eyes

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>associate asserted attention at anal alignment asset

This reminds me of when I was 10. I used to have a collected pile of dried up shit chips hidden under the carpet in the back corner of my room. At one point, everytime I was check on that shit chip pile, there'd be some ants crawling around it and it was starting to smell more like metal and rocks than shit. I was so proud.
My parents never found it either. 15 years later, I wonder if it's still down there.

God damn, I always kill threads with my personal anecdotes...

Well then maybe you should originally shut up

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>family found the cumderwear

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>family found the forbidden dungeon
It's over, lads.

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brother borrowed the cum can

>Uncle fell into the braptorium
>Likes it there and refuses to leave

>uncle uncovered the uterus excavator

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>dad found the bacteria board

it was fun

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