/britfeel/

I really hope he's paying attention and stops posting desu.

yes you lad who asked them?

Looks like one or two people samefagging and ultimately spoiling the thread

Listen as a bunch of degenerate often pissheads that opening line from the pogues is as good as Christmas gets for us

'Swiss' syndrome I see, HANG HIM AT THE POST I SAY!

i'm drunk n yur pretty
might play wiv yer titty
giv a good rub on yer clitty
in da drunk tank babe

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I'm sure he's stopped lad we gave him a right telling off

Why? He's extremely hostile to anons and acts like he's important and contributes anthing to threads other than being horrible to people, like he's in any position to judge. I wish he'd stop posting here and calling people "newfags" or "22 year olds" or "sixth formers" like he is so worldly and wise at 25.

Lads. It my first Christmas with Timothy James Byrne. I don't want to sound harsh but I imagine he doesn't do anything differently. Reckon the road at amersham hill is really quiet when he goes out. It makes me sad man. Is there no way we can reach out to him

One just turned up in the show I'm watching. Made all the fellas act like bumbling virgins so assume she's pretty

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anyone want to give me a birthday handie?

Just wish all trips would fuck off desu

and do what? send him dog shit? great plan, what's his address.

it's beautiful lads
youtube.com/watch?v=hDU4IPwG8HE

I mean it took me about 5 minutes to find his house on street view from all the info he gives out on his videos

Hey brownie lass do you want one of these I'll print you one if you make the cookies with it

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>your birthday is christmas eve
the only way that birthday could be worse is if one of your parents was born in mid to late march

Merry Christmas you bunch of cunts

yeah
i made a list of other questions to ask have you a few hours you could spare. pic related, don't worry
been on some good hunts. can get a decent deer and 2 birds on the horse. still not enough though the fucks back at camp are still moaning, fuck em.

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Leave the poor lad alone. He wouldnt be happier if strangers tried to befriend him

Can't stop stretching out my toe for a laugh

>assume
you gay mate?

Forgot the link
>thingiverse.com/thing:1890427

Lee Anthony Hoyland being asked not to throw monster munch to the Hillsborough Park ducks

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I assume Lee Ziggeh whatever is just some lad one of you buggers went to school with or something. made himself a fucking fool though.

25th of December user

nah my birthday is actually tomorrow, not christmas eve

Nah she's cute just got a bit of Asain facial blindness and cant tell if one is decent or a drop dead stunner

Just cba. I have had a go at him in the past, he never listens. I don't know if its autism, mental problems developed from being a shut in for too long or simply him.

but no lad I've thought of that too, bloke seems totally screwed so a nice gift offering wouldn't go a miss. that being said he'd think we'll go after him too. then we're fucked.

seems a bit naff to me lad

lol that's even worse
>"now here's your birthday AND your christmas present, user..."

Know what you mean. Maybe is easier to just let him be

I will be too shitfaced for the duration of the 25th so I'm getting it in early.

remember to do your camp chores like a good outlaw

feel a bt wooy lads ngl

The Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games are actually quite good if you're a fan of the series

Regret not playing them when I was younger

I can't sleep, somebody come and wank us off.

>a bt wooy
a bit what?

Just been watching Quackity streaming, get bored because the Pajeet Tech Support was being rude to him

feel a bit lonely here

Alright lad, jump in

>Regret not playing them when I was younger
You known what you were when you were younger?
Mentally Sane

Thinking of blowing all my christmas monies on an escort while my parents are away in the new year. Should I lads?

Thinking about getting my girlfriend a uh... my girlfriend a...
m-my girlf-
no... this is all wrong
I don't have a girlfriend.

Meant to say woozy
Give me a cuddle then x

Been planning to ask my crush out today
Should I say fuck it and do it this evening?

Do it right now and post results!
Good luck!

She's sleeping I bet
I don't want to come off as weird

You'll be able to play it off as being drunk if you do it now.

I can't stop pissing. I've pissed like 16 times today. Am I dying?

any other lads with a sore diarrhea arse?

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depends if you're from a scummy family or not

If you say so...

Here it goes...

and depressed, don't forget that

I already completed RDR2 ages ago but feel like starting it again. Wish I hadn't uninstalled it. Just been playing a lot of Black Ops 4 recently. Been addicted to Call of Duty since the very first one on PC. Never really got sick of it, lads. I'm not even the best at it I just really enjoy it. Excited to see what boxset my mum and sister got me from my wishlist on Christmas. I hope you lads have a good time and remember you deserve to be happy and relaxed once in a while. NEET or wagie, Christmas is a time of reflecting and family and if you don't have family then we'll be your family.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Your friend,
user.
xxoo

I shaved my gooch and arsehole yesterday and my gooch has been bone dry and itchy since. Not a good way to start crimbo

Always. I have IBS. Feels bad man.

Alright lads on the way home from my local pub. Had a good few pints and now feeling comfy

Remember...please support your local pub. It's very important

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And you hate your own race because your insecure

Stop playing paki games

>Tinder girl that I really had my eye on turned out to be a tranny
Had enough tbqh lads

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This

Say it with me

LONG LIVE THE LOCAL

Fuck her anyway you massive pussy.

>Paki
>Is paki
This is why you should have been locked up for life instead being put on probation

Obviously didn't have your eye on them all that much then

Smash her boipussi lad why not

get
over
it
original

Been doing them. And walking about fast muttering about the lack of contribution from muh gang mates
Could spend hours hunting but need to get that ledger going and make some improvements so it's mission time now

You didn't wipe it right and now your diarrhea a poo is solidifying in your arse hairs and it discomforts you when you sit or move.

Use a wet wipe or blast your bumhole with a showerhead.

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>Her
It's a poof in a dress you retards

Obviously passed enough to attract the lads lust

Really not worth upgrading your camp, lad. I never fucking used any of the shit. It keeps people happy I suppose. Also follow people around for a while and they start to get really pissed off lmao.

Mate you swiped right on this "poof in a dress".
She's obviously passable. The least you can do is give her a quick pump.

Still is a man you fag apologist

So? It's a sexual adventure. You fucking spastic you're giving up the opportunity to lose your virginity here just because she's got a cock and bollocks.

>She
>Her
I'm not the one who swiped on him
I am just teaching you retards a thing

Cola has done this to two of the lads here funnily enough

No vagina, can't lose his virginity.

>She
I'm not the one who swiped right on him
I'm just saying that he is a man and always will be

You just sound really mad. None of us give a fuck what you have to say.

SOMEONE GET THEIR LEGS OUT REEEEEEEEE

Watching the grand Budapest Hotel and just had a cheeky fuckin doobie

SHOW US A PIC OF THIS TRANNY

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Just remembering as a kid around 11 years old me and a mate used to wank together and see who could cum first and we would sometimes like smack our willies off of each others arse. Bit gay looking back but I don't think we really thought of it like that at the time. We were just horny bastards and often watched straight porn together in my house because I had an Internet connection and he didn't.

Obviously you've never done anal before my lad.

Nah lad if she sincerely identifies as female she's a woman. No need to be a bigot.

Not a fucking homosexual though am I? Dirty shit stabber.

Nice tune mate, what's it from?

It's not gay if you play with her tiny tiddies.

>if she sincerely identifies as female she's a woman.
No he is not
He is a man and always will be
Stop supporting heterosexual genocide you heterophobes