Who here knows how to fight, I mean really fuck a nigga up?

Who here knows how to fight, I mean really fuck a nigga up?

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I have the tard rage ability, when it is activated, nothing stops me. Even a shovel didnt stop me from beating up an arab middle aged sandnigger.

Evidently I can. But it took me 20 years to win one.

Broke some dickhead's collar bone back in HS after I slammed him on the ground.

Wrestled and did some mma, but im getting too old for that shit these days.

Now ill just pepper spray you or in worse case scenario, shoot you if need be.

I've never once been in a fight in my entire life.

I'm big (6'6) and strong (can lift a 70kg person while strangling them).
I've done 3 years of boxing and 2 of judo and i also have tard rage like Last time i was in a "fight" was against drunkards, i couldn't consider it as a fight as they couldn't even touch me and started fleeing after i slammed the first one.

Last time i was really pissed off (tard rage/on) was 10 years ago, almost killed a guy while 10 others were trying to tie me down.

That's because your a pussy cuck fag.

I do muay thai, going on 2 years now. I'm not that good. As you improve, the more you realize what your weaknesses are. That being said, my amateur record is 2-1.

woah there tuff guy, don't wanna hurt anyone with thse virtual muscles

how tall are your parents?

shrek

My dad was 1m92 (around 6'4) and my mom around 1m68 but all my grandparents were tall.

Well, we're talking about the topic and i answered. I don't really care if you don't believe me.

If you are that much of a chad, why are you on my board?

You know user, being strong isn't equal with being charismatic.
I'm still a sperg and girls kinda fear me once i open my mouth.
Besides, i don't really care about getting laid, i'm fine as i am.

1m94 is 6'2 which is tall, still.
I'm 186 which is 6'1.2

>unironically still being a Conor fan after that Khabib match

I've been in half a dozen fights but I wouldn't say that I'm a great fighter, but I can definitely fuck nearly any nigga up if I need too.
If someone really pisses me off I'll find out where they live or regularly hang out, then one day or night I'll calmly walk up behind them with a cricket bat when they're least expecting it and smash them to pieces. It's a bitch thing to do I know but frankly I don't give a fuck. Honor is for suckers.

Natural puncher, started boxing at 13
It's all about using your jab and 1 2's too control the range in a street fight, and timing. Most guys have no rhythm or timing, they just throw over rights or lefts, so a slip hook is also very effective

What do you say that makes them fear you?

tfw used to get brutally bullied by some faggot
tfw can easily take him now but fiance doesnt want me to
what do i do boys, i have a craving for fighting. I just want to fuck some dude up.

Go assault someone then get humbled and reminded that you're the same pussy you've always been

I wanna see him fight barboza. Mcnuggets brought a bunch of casuals though and he's a cunt.

Do it. Girls like bad boys.

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Im sure his fiance will be really. impressed with an assault / battery charge and thousands in court fees. This isn't middle school anymore you can't settle things with a fight by the bike racks anymore.

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Sure I'll beat your ass

1m 94 is 6'4 you retard

where do you live bucko

I'm in Canada bro. I'm not paying for shit though so if you really want trade cracks then you gotta come to me

different country and a different continent

Then don't sit behind your screen calling me out if your not gonna come get your head split

Thinking like that is gonna get you smoked.

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>Honor is for suckers
Nah
Honor is for human beings.
The only reason it's for suckers is because of people like you

i dont even have a job, im not gonna get a plane
stop talking shit cunt, i have nothing left to lose, id fucking murder you

No you wouldn't. If you really had nothing to lose you'd come die. Lying faggot

All of you sound like that one kid in college that got picked on relentlessly in high school, and so felt the need to describe to everyone how badass, buff and tough he is. It's one thing to answer the question truthfully, but another to challenge to fight and insult others.
Like holy shit, such faggotry. That's literally nigger-tier

Found the projecting cuck

>can lift a 70kg person while strangling them
I'm a manlet and I can do this lad, you aint special

come to the uk then you overcompensating dickhole. I promise you ill show up, hand on heart

You must've forgot the part where I said you have to pay for everything since you're the one calling me out over the internet. You're in Ireland aren't you, you fucking halfwit cunt

I took 3 years of Jujitsu when I was younger.
but I into a bike accident and I cant remember 96% of it from the head trauma.
plus my reflexes are molasses slow now.

>Implying Jujitsu is gonna get you the win in a street fight
Kek

close but not actually close at all retard
south of england
i looked at plane tickets from toronto to london and theyre all retardedly expensive
youre the one who started being a faggot, assuming i couldnt beat you to a fucking paste. and now you play the highground with the lol u pay bullshit
fuck you, find me a cheap way to get to canada and give me contact details and ill be over there

Judo for 4 years, all my striking train is in terms of weaving to enter the grapple

You'd have better access to the cheapest deals from London to Canada, since you're in London you fucking tool. It's ironic that you're accusing me of "playing the highground" even though that's exactly what you're doing in your post. And of course your front England, I guarantee you have a tiny, recessed glass jaw with crooked horse teeth and a big, smash-able nose all on a skinnyfat frame from eating shitty soft wheat based Britfood

tbqf in his defense reversals, takedown defenses, and some slick chokes could be practical in a street fight if it goes to the ground (which they tend to) he could even be the one to move it to the ground if he didnt give a shit, considering he has strengths there. but you're right he should invest in a striking skill. kickboxing, muay thai, krav maga (which has all the above mixed in it) would all be much better for controlling a fight in that enviornment

this board is for retards and he's a retard. i don't see a problem here

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my front england? nah im from the back
>what are return tickets
Its hard to assume that the costs are that different
literally nothing you assumed about me is true in the slightest. if youre so togh then give proof

hits to the temple, crotch and stomach/solar plexus

Ok come get your brains stomped in, that's the proof cunt

>Not targeting lower ribs, chin and kidneys/liver
You're full of shit. Coccyx is legit though

>Krav Maga
Just no.
>Muay thai
Decent but most guys in this sport have shitty boxing skills
>Kickboxing
Good to get exceptional in both lower and upper appendage striking
Straight boxing is the way to go, having a mastery in boxing is so important in street fights

Literally just weave, shoot, get a single leg, then suplex.
If he's in a jacket, osoto gari all day

>Implying your low fight IQ back and forth weaving wouldn't get timed, resulting in full connecting punches to the face

Had to solve 9 captias, fuck this fucking site

literally just bait at this point

No, quit dancing around the fact and come get killed or shut up. I'm not gonna tell you again you moron. Walk the walk if you're gonna talk the talk

>buy gun
>can now win a fight 99% of the time with barely any training

Coward.
orgino

any upright martial art will give you a mad advantage in a street fight, considering any instigating ape doesnt know how to fight beyond wailing the largest, shittiest haymakers the world will ever see. yes boxing is the best hand-focused striker martial art, which makes it great for street fights. but i feel like just resorting to boxing puts you at a disadvantage fighting outside of it's rules, aka kicks, elbows, knees, chokes, and of course some dirty shit.

No, I agree of course other martial arts are good too. I just mean at the end of the day a fights a fight and being skillful with your hands and mind is a greater advantage then say, jujitsu or krav maga

what do you think krav is anyway

A bunch of bullshit that won't work how you think it will. I fought a Krav magafag and he kept trying slow ass body jabs and elbows that didn't have enough force behind them to do anything. He was easily countered and dropped

Coward that will still be breathing, unlike you after you get shot.

i've done mma for most of my life and have tard rage, so probably. it's more fun to fuck with someone during a fight than to just drop them though.

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as Jow Forums as i love to be, i hope you know there's situations that a gun is rather worthless in. pointlessly socially constructed situations as they may be, but they exist and carrying isn't the end all be all. there'll likely come a time where you'd be better off doing anything but whipping out your phallic extention and hoping that's the end of it, by lieu of laws or just social bullshit in general.

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