Fitness e-thots

Admit it, you check out a few, right?

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I dont. That said, she'd have a great body if not for those shitty bolt on tits

I stopped following that one. All she does is shill

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I don't see why I would, because: If I am at a device capable of viewing the page of one of these "e-thots", I am also literally two clicks away from Sonic unbirthing porn or kitchen tiles or whatever sick fucking garbage one might desire, hence eliminating their appeal as fap material. However, if I just wanted to oogle pretty girls, it'd be a far better choice to simply go outside thus eliminating the voyeur/daydreaming aspect of it.

>denim dan
I don't want to fuck Jay Leno.

I would for an 1/8th of his car collection

that's a cute twink

My zoomer sister is always showing me the e-thots she follows on Instagram, It's so fucking annoying.
>hey.. bro! do you think this girls pretty?? i want to do her program :) :)
They literally all look the same, with implant Photoshop nig asses

your sister wants to know how to more easily seduce you

FUCK OFF

I like a few athletes who are not primarily e-whores

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come on, you know she's got a subscription to SisLovesMe

thats a dude

I'd let him fuck me unironically.

Is that the pole vaulter?

Your sister wants to have your kids.

high jumper

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Girls don't watch porn retard. Especially not my sis.

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now you're just being delusional

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You're being a pervert faggot

Girls watch super rough porn. If the average man knew what the average woman did on a regular weekend, we'd have an immediate return of puritan laws.

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Proof is required.

Proof nigger

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>Girls don't watch porn retard

Yikes. You might as well just admit you've never had a gf.

That's the new gym posing shamer girl.

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> Using social media

None of you are going to make it, zoomers

Do actual Zoomers (literal gen z) even use social media? Snapchat I assume is still popular but pretty sure they think facebook is for old people.

What does new gym posing even mean?
I don't think so. The older ones, around 20 or so, usually have Facebook because they hit the tail end of it being relevant and Messenger is still a useful app, and I'm positive they at least have an Instagram that they use for following what would be Facebook friends. I think Snapchat is the only one they actively use.

>kitchen tiles
haha what kind of perverted website would just have row upon row of images of kitchen tiles available for a person to browse

like, what would the url for such a website even be

>implying women can't just go out and live it

nah, i used to but i realized if i ever plan on escaping virginhood i gotta leave that shit behind

Not same poster, but can kinda understand that - I lived with multiple female roommates

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story time, uncle user ?

>not knowing sophie, queen of Jow Forums
Newfags need to fucking die

I try not to look at attractive girls because it makes me angry and depressed

That's sad.
You should be grateful and thank the Lord (or whatever) when you come across beauty.

Not what you'd call a thot but I'm fond of Abby Pollock

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>Yoga pants in public, basic bitch white shoes, posing in gym with no evidence of actually having worked out
>Not what you’d call a thot

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Has an insta and a program where she helps fat people get fit
Posts tips on working out and demonstrates

Instathots just show picture of thier bod, what they ate, shill etc

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Women enjoy gay porn (man on man) too
>tfw I will never be a gay man

I find most fitness women repulsive, I follow extremely siliconed bimbos with huge asses

>Abby Pollock
4/10

Rad

Yeesh. Your sister flicks her bean thinking about you, user

any pictures pre trt?

>butter face
>fake tits
>every post is an image/video of her squatting/overly sexual pose
>shills in posts
>wears gym shark

Nigga if that ain't a gym thot, I don't know what is

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I'd bang this old czech senseless

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imagine licking off the smegma on her 3-inch clit...

>sharp facial features
>tight, smol body
>freckles & cute lil moles in all the right places

man euro girls really are top tier aren't they
>tfw no eurotrash gf

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Literally the body of a teenage male athlete with fake tits.

>she stopped doing soft core/nude shoots right after she got super cut

She's not even that good looking outside of the UK. Sometimes I really feel bad for Americans, but then I remember that the guys are just as ugly and it's all good.

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i'm canadian, leaf girls are soft and cute for cuddling during our winters but i still want a eurosticc gf

Why is she so perfect bros?

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I remeber she used to be super beefy, then she disappeared off the internet for a while, then came back much leaner.

Did she OD on juice?

No, I don't care unless shes naked. That said, I've recently stopped porn, so I don't care if shes naked either.

homo

roll for your Ukraine virgin wife

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greentext it bro

rolling for 2 5 or 9

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>mfw

thats ok shes pretty cute too

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2 oder 9 get

yeet

0 pls

roll

>Ukraine virgin wife

Please 2, 4, 8, or 9.
Though I'd probably take any of them, holy shit.

1 has objectively the best body. Anyone who says differently has no clue

Brehs

english isn't her first language and she was literally just making a bad joke saying it looks like he's posing for a picture

there was no reason to be that triggered

she just mad a bad joke because girls suck at being funny

>following fitness thots
>when you could be following Him instead
Ishygddt

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Instagram and snapchat are still relevant, need Facebook to stay in touch with grandma, Twitter if you're in to the news

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no I deleted all my social media except nigstagram, and I only follow friends.

1 or 8 get

pls

9 pls

I follow the Abweh clan but that's about it.

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>6' 3"

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I want Maayan Peri to call me a "good goy" while jerking off my circumcised cock.

>circumcised cock
Ab ins Gas! no kikes allowed

She's a jew, and I'm not. But I want her to bully my dick for being a circumcised goy.

You can't lose

>She's a jew, and I'm not
That's what she said, my mutt-kikeish friendo

And now you understand why coming to America was pain. This is literally the average in Ukraine - as in, these girls are 6-7/10s.

Then you come to the US where they are 9/10s and people don't understand why you would rather be alone.

>my height
>I'm turned on even further

>Maayan Peri
no tits and kike-butter-face

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made for doggy-style then

P r o n e B o n e

>tfw no average Eastern Euro gf to cuddle and make cheburiki with

not that user but it still makes her look like all the other dumb fags that take pictures of people at the gym
you can justify it all you want it is unironically cringe and bluepilled

I need Schwinn Grill's insta for further research if anyone with weaponized autism can help a brotha out

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this and that post does make the point of "she wanted to take a selfie but didn't want to look vain"

Trips and I get all of them