/britfeel/

black and white christmas carol on channel 5 now, seems pretty based

*puts a black cat banger in a snowball*
*lights the fuse*
*throws it*
WAHEY

>it was actually better than I expected

Ever since it was released this has basically been every person on Earth's reaction to it. Including mine.

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I do lad wahey

Sick of how Jow Forums has become a normie board. People talking about how their going to their families house at Christmas and what gifts their bf/gf has gotten then. It's disgusting.

If you want a board with real degenerate freaks of society, then /a/ or /mlp/ is your best bet. Or any other weeb board

>Granddad is visiting
>Has told the same (presumably untrue) story about the time he saw the Slade drummer Don Powell in hospital whilst he was in a coma 4 times

I can't handle this lads. the story goes like this

>granddad is in hospital in Wolverhampton in 1973
>the reason always changes, for example today he has been either 1. Kidney failure, 2. Broken leg, 3. Herpes and 4. Broken arm
>around this time Slade drummer Don Powell has been in a car accident
>granddad is walking down the hospital
>walks past a room with a man inside
>music coming from the room is a Slade song he recognises (never specifies which one)
>for some reason he walks into the room
>sees Slade dummer Don Powell laying in the bed
>doctor is standing over him
>says 'well, the music didn't mean. I guess its time to 'WIPE THE SLADE CLEAN'
>Goes to unplug the coma machine
>granddad shouts 'STOP'
>tells the doctor he has a feeling he'll recover
>doctor says OK and leaves
>Slade drummer Don Powell recovers the next day

What the fuck does he think I want to hear this for? I don't even listen to music

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fuck sake man why did that arouse me. fuck disney

Sounds like the real treasure is the friends we've made along the way.

You sound like a right puff

>Herpes

I question the veracity of this post

Eh. I'm not fussy.

thats fucking hilarious your gpa is based

he doesn't know what herpes is, he just heard it on the news once.

dehydrated? why yes, i am

I beIieve every word

Think I figured out why your granddad tells this story

he's a literal retard, your nan probably raped him to make your parent

having chicken curry for dinner tonight
not christmasy but nowt better than beer and a curry

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reminds me of a bloke who used to go in one of the pubs around here, always made up stories, if you believe him, hes the only man in history whos ever escaped from dubai when hes been wanted (and he did it with the help of the chinese mafia) and he used to get lifts to school when he was a kid from albert pierrepoint driving a black limousine kek

Water is your friend, spazzo

>family stomping around non-stop all day
giving me anxiety lads

I will trade you beer and curry for a go on her chebs

is that your mam lad?

i hate hiphop and i
i hate trip hop and i
i hate house music

Nipping off to /x/ lads anyone want to come with me?

>reeeeee how dare people learn to be marginally functional and enjoy themselves instead of being an incel

Go piss in your bottle and shout at people more.

nah im pretty comfy here, only reall call at /n/ every now and again to have a change of scenery

i don't visit my family at christmas i stopped when i was about 20

>Birmingham meat
Not a nice way to talk about Cola

Have to be up and downstairs by 11am tomorrow. What a fucking joke I want to be lazy

Take away curry? Home made? Sharwoods?

/n/ ?
What board is that for? Just come with me lad pls I don't want to go on my own, someone might curse me

homemade curry lad
mum has got it cookin now.

>tfw no Julie Andrews gf

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same

in out in out
loud yapping

/n/ is the transport board, mosltly trainfags but it gets a few other good threads and the occasional map thread with goes very well with my autismo love of maps

youtu.be/79K8UIokD1g julie andrews a bad bitch

>didnt buy my family presents until last year
>I'm 22
Is this weird? They never questioned it

Poley's usually checked in by now..

They had a train thread going for like 3 years until someone posted it on /sp/ and the autists flooded in and bumped it.

>be me in the public toilet cubicle
>browsing britfeel on the phone
>hear a man come in and sit in the cubicle beside me
>scrolling through some funny posts
>try to hold in laughter
>hear the guy shitting
>burst out laughing
>feel really awkward so explain to him I'm laughing at my phone
>he doesn't say anything
>panic, ask him if he's heard of britfeel
>he says "No"
>awkward silence for a few seconds
>clean up, leave the toilets
>wait outside for the man
>he's walking out, I say "sorry for being a tit"
>he says "fuck off"

go on lad, send us your thread or whatever and i will do a cheeky post.

Oh right succubuses>maps desu

>That one user who did a recreation of the entire UK Rail network in that simulator

It's weird, yeah.

she's like 80 or something
gilf gf

picked this one because retards on /x/ love arguing about starsigns and I'm a libra

yea its always been one of the slowest moving boards, out of habit i sometimes keep the thread tabs open and keep f5ing them instead of just going back tomorrow

>tfw cant spawn a succubus but can stare at maps

I hate anime (its a normie hobby) and I never understood the appeal of MLP. I just want old r9k back.

lel i remember him too, did his thread die? i gave him so pointers to what the tracks were like around my area because he had it a little bit wrong but dont think he ever changed it, thats very admirable autism and dedication anyway though

I dont know why they're tidying so much. No one special is coming over the house looks fine.

To be fair map autism is quite adorable. I got my brother a map of ancient China for Christmas.

Obviously I mean Mary Poppins era Julie lad

>friends and I recently met a group of ladies and started hanging out
>There's gatherings tonight and tomorrow
>I have to miss them because I have to travel to my parents home for christmas

Fuck this shit. Gonna miss the good times and won't be part of the friendly competition to see who can hook up with the hottest one

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Do it but don't talk about it here. I don't want to know about your normie xmas dramas. Its boring and meaningless and makes the lonely feel more alone. Fuck off to /brit/

SULK user merry Christmas you sulky cunt xxxx

Supercallifragilisthisdick haha

>adorable

IM NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that sounds pretty cool though, old maps are nice, i have a copy of an 1845 ordnance survey map of my town stuck on the wall next to me

i'm sure you can cut through that sexual tension with a butter knife

>Tfw have extreme map autism
>Tfw got a job that involves travelling to virtually everywhere in England/Wales

Everyone ignore this boring cunt
Post what you fucking want, it isn't his general.

what the fuck is 'map autism'

>would rather chase a bunch of whores instead of spending quality time with his family
Mong

we should call sulkanon "grinchanon" over the festive period

>/Brit/pol being raided by trannies
>Britfeel already full of trannies
Is there anywhere on the internet free of the tranny scourge?

Big adorable fruit :^)
But I like the grinch and mummy has a grinch t shirt on today

Obsessively studying and creating maps, especially simulations in simulators

a good few places where they normally get banned on site but i dont wanna link any here just incase they get over run, seems like they mostly keep to places like this where they get the most attention, "this" being Jow Forums(nel) in general

if you cant beat em join em

maybe we will start getting some hot ones

Fucking hell I'm so hungry for Christmas Dinner you guys. Just 24 hours and I'll be lying flat on the sofa whilst my parents go for their nap, watching shit TV and grazing my way through a tin of Quality Street.

What is your vision of 24 hours from now?

Heading to the pub with some Ppl I barely know and a sore tummy
Wahey

Who else /maxcomfy/ here
Just got out the bath after me run
Found out I've been invited to lunch and dinner tomorrow with me dad to see two different sides of me family should be good
My mom invited me to lunch as well and I said no

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exactly that, im pretty psyched

>mfw poleaboo finally fell victim to an honour killing
His mother did warn him

>mom
RED ALERT, YANK RESPONSE TEAM NEEDED ASAP

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Fair enough. I'm on my 6th year posting and after all this time I really despise Jow Forums(nel).

>getting some hot ones
kill yourself. There is no such thing as a hot tranny. They are hideous disfigured freaks.

Only posh little cunts say mum, its not much better than mummy

>Big adorable fruit

*seethes*

I'm scabby as fuck and I call mum mummy

I think I've cracked why I feel like shit
I am actually just crushingly lonely

I'm from Birmingham
I'm sorry

me? i eat coleslaw with my hands

i can see this getting quite a few (you)s

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/seethe sulk map user/

Bloody hell lad thats a very strongly worded opinion, I hope you are not this unhinged irl

Every Jow Forums board "generation" of users pretends to be the previous generation and hates on the next generation.

First /britfeel/ Rifles reporting for duty sir!

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Dont apologise lad, brainlet south poshos often confuse the strong West Midlands pronunciation of mom for yankposting

whats attractive about a bloke in a dress honestly

He was posting abour honour killings just the other day, Saturday or so...