ho ho ho edition
/britfeel/
21 day water fast Jan 1st who's joining
Basically this question lads
Christmas hats on the thread
How would you convince someone you were sane?
Bro you happened to be at the right place at the right time. I'm a biochem masters student who plans on focusing on the effects of fasting for his research project. I'm not gonna give you bullshit fad dieting advice since I mostly focus on simple organisms, but from what I understand, you should probably try 24-48 hour fasts before going onto anything longer than a week. Also, unless you're obese or suffer from metabolic syndrome, you will gain just as much from frequent short fasts than very long ones.
Are you lads hopeful for the future?
What the fuck is the polite word to address a woman?
Like the equivalent of "sir"?
I tried madame and miss but for some reason women hate to be made to feel old (can't use madame) and also hate to be made to feel too young (can't use miss in case they are married).
What age did you find out Father Christmas wasn't real?
Unironically was there at the time. The injured was the person in the rammed car, they were in a bad state.
>Have you ever read the gospels Moni?
No
Xmas is no longer a religious event
OK
Have you started HRT yet? What race are you?
just wanted a space mate
What is wrong with all those people? Why is the guy in the citroen rammingit into another vehicle when he has what looks like his wife and possibly kids in the back?
Then you've got the madman ramming a shopping trolley into him.
no
mam i think
having a drink
No and I'm white but have paki tier facial hair. Was the place you went in Manchester or in London?
hawthorne heights are just a shit version of taking back sunday aren't they
this opinion brought to you by 2006
Very much so, my situation has improved so much over 2018, this year was essentially laying the foundations for the future
>Citroen drivers
ma'm = madame you twat lol
SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES
also taking back sunday are a shit version of brand new
Not happy about Devons earlier posts
email me
[email protected]
same, I'm feeling better than I was after nursing the first beer.
>tfw no fat festival gf.
When did Jean and Ian get together
12, I was heart broken.
I like being called missy
alright "pally"
Poley - people on /brit/ and /britfeel/ were concerned you was dead.
In the case that you've gone silent for a while, is this email the best way of checking you are in fact alive?
Yeah I am. If I didn't have that hope I'd have topped myself long ago.
Ma'am or Miss. Or if you're a feminist Ms.
About 8 years old when I broke down in tears because mum hadn't bought me any presents.
Ohio is for Lovers free with Winamp back in 2004. Great times.
Does this mean that Shippy is the only guy with a clear shot at your heart now?
any university challenge man in?
*bzzzt*
*zooms in*
britfeel user!
2015: NEET era
2016: waifu era
2017: forced meme era
2018: meetup era
I will be contacting you shortly after Christmas.
What ethnicity do you find the most attractive?
2019: cuffing era
That meetup caused such a seismic shift in britfeel dynamics
Around 10 in school when some classmates kept talking about it
Hope you lads are all comfy and merry on this Christmas eve
I've been browsing Jow Forumscollapse so no
yeah coz of all the nonces in here.
>what age did you find out father christmas wasnt real
22
I literally went to a /britfeel/ meetup and everyone was normal.
>the medicine I was prescribed is a suppository
It's a fair way of making contact but if I'm sleeping or playing vidya like I was today then I won't be able to reply straight away
>Does this mean that Shippy is the only guy with a clear shot at your heart now?
I'm sure Devons true opinions are kept close to his chest
or right now? It's just a bit of q&a and I check my emails every day
Whites, duh
Everyone but shippy anyway.
I think that a lot of uni age people found this place in 2015/2016 (Trump election era) and now they are getting interested in meeting up now they are done with uni.
Merry Christmas from SeasideMark
he starts a 6 month 1000kcal/day zero-alcohol diet tomorrow
*cut to Paxman looking irritated as user gives a completely wrong answer*
2019 is the powercouple era
cola x mayuri
Moni x tbc
Andrew x brownie lass
Etc.
>Reading through britfeel
>Hit this post
>Burst out laughing harder than anything else in 2018
I fucking love this place
shippy is actually completely normal do you not remember him meeting that tranny in the car park and the tranny was cringy as fuck
So fucking bored that I'm loosing the will to live lids.
The age of the lads at the meet were 26-31. So not quite.
Ebin isn't a tranny
Not exactly, they're all just failed norms.
>mixing up ebin with a tranny
>I like being called missy
Bet you like to be slapped around too
sorry i'm not versed in internet transexualiity he seemed pretty fucking gay to me
so did he look like a caveman in real life at the meet or is it just in the pic
>The age of the lads at the meet were 26-31. So not quite.
That sounds like Jow Forums oldfag age.
Was the youngest really Andrew at 26?
I wish these small vlogging channels were easier to find.
Some of them are proper characters.
Doggo keeps shivering even though its like 40 degrees in here
>Tfw travelled over 200 miles for that
Do I go to the local spoons lads? Can't be fucked to see chad and Stacey from school though
bloody grumpy git isnt he. he wouldnt have a clue if it wasnt written down infront of him.
15 minutes in, just got my first correct answer (thomas crown affair)
Andrew was 28
I was the youngest at 26(shipanon)
Wrap him in blankets then
I love Mark but he's getting so much abuse of late, there's clearly a side-narrative we're not being told.
the lads at the meet were oldschool 4channers
guys who started browsing before 2008
Doggo's unironically dying mate
I will just have to view using these suppositories as a stepping stone towards having sex
I asked my mum how to do it and she just told me to bend over and shove it in
Sup lads.
FRANS
Any fans of cracky chan there?
I miss her so much.
4 of the people in attendance were very original britfeelers from 2014
DM
Andrew
Shut in
tfw stuck in eat devon
user
Shippy
iirc.
i fucking hate dogs but yours looks pretty chill man no pun intended most dogs look like assholes but this has a cool aura about him
What the fuck?
>it's the real tripcode
Don't know what to think tbqhwy.
there are few vids floating about of him on live streams making violent claims.... one was about having killed his step-dad (said he went to prison for it), another was about killing one of his trolls, another wishing cancer on all his trolls and their families
also posted a few vids the other day at bookies placing bets, but quickly deletes them
Stick them in your japs eye
which one are you, the tranny or the serial killer?
wtf you on the booze?
Is this the real Tilde? I mean it's the correct tripxcode. It's just ......
>almost the year of our lord 2019
>not listening to melodic witchouse
its like living with cavemen in here i swear
If I get more than 1 correct answer in an entire episode I've done well
PRAISE THE SKY QUEEN
The meet was in Scarborough, I travelled from Banbury
I did see the vid of him outside Coral waiting for it to open, yeah.
Pretty sad. I like Mark but he's a very flawed character.
This place has been cold without you fren. How's your Christmas holiday so far?
LOVE seeing ASIAN PUSSY get slayed by big fat BLACK DICKS
i go on pornhub and search "asian bbc" every day
Thanks lad. He's old as fuck now (15) so he pretty much spends the whole day lying around and doesn't like going outside for walks. Smelly NEET doggo
Very much doubt this tbqh.
ah I see shippy. didn't realise you were still here. how are you, what's been up lately? i need some updates on that britfeel lore.
Who was your favourite character when you were young?
so what happened with that mentalist driving around the carpark that user posted earlier on?
I can neither confirm or deny this sorry
Dayum man, thanks for the info. I've got my heart set on 21 days at the minute for personal reasons, got my snake juice ready and plenty of literature. I'll be continuing doing cardio and lifting semi regularly. If there's anything specific you want me to do I can post results and document my progress
could you tell me what breed he is in case i ever want to get a dog?
got my second correct answer a minute ago (dinghy)
i'm pretty good at teatime quizzes but ive no idea how the people on uni challenge can store so much academic info. like why would an engineer know all of beethoven's catalogue? mind boggling.
wahey having a shite night
which? My bets are on shippy, andrew, dm, devon