Is this a normal body fat for teenage guy? How do I not turn into skinny fat mode?

lmfao i love this fucking board, seriously, i live for this shit

Looks like a normal body for a pregnant woman.

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You need to bulk ASAP
at least 4000 calories a day
focus on sugars and saturated fats

your tits are bigger than my last gf, less aesthetic though

>lmfao
>that capitalization
Wow imagine being a person who still talks like this.

>focus on sugars and saturated fats
wat

those foods promote efficient muscle building.

>he don't sugarbulk
i always carry a pack of sugar with me and eat 2spoons every now and then. fastest way for bulking and making big gainz.

>not adding 5scoops of pure sugar and 500g butter to your proteinshake
do you even want to build muscles?

Where the fuck is your muscle mass kiddo

Nice titties

You should be AIMING for skinnyfat mode

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why doesn't Jow Forums have body hair? isn't body hair caused by high T?

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No, it's just how your genetics allow your hair to respond to test. Otherwise basedboys would not have beards and hairy jew knuckles.

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>Is this a normal body fat

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>blonde hair
Your problem is hormonal. Too much estrogen

kek

based and dare I say it, redpilled

you have bigger boobs than my girlfriend

Try GOMAD

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get gyno surgery while its still free

That's not really your body is it OP? This is bait right? If not then look, I don't want to say this to be mean but you left skinnyfat miles back. You are an absolute freakshow. You're at the point of extreme abnormality where you should be more concerned with whether you have some sort of hormonal or other medical issue than simply a lack of exercise in your life. Work out for a few months, mark changes, and see a doctor.

B-but muh aryan master race! We wuz Vikingz!

holy shit hahahaha

*snap*
*delete*

You unironically have better tits than my gf, I'm willing to swap her for you if you're interested

Memes aside though, with teen metabolism it's insanely hard to get that fat. You're probably consuming upwards of 6000 calories per day, a lot of which is from soda. Stop drinking soda and eating shitty food and you'll be skinny in no time. Start now you fat fuck, with you still been a teen your skin should fully recover from amerifat mode with no loose skin or stretch marks and its still possible for you to look good in the future. Don't be one of the retards who waits till 30 to lose weight then still looks like shit even once the fat is all gone

How do you have the beer belly of a 55yo uncle as a teenager??

ez
Superset vidya with tendies xF 4 times a day

Boomer body strikes again.

Surely that would make you overall round and not just the G U T

>normal
Unironically yes. But what’s normal is not good these days

wow so sad, hope you get better

Bro, as long as you don’t gain any more weight, you’ll be good to go

sunlight exposure, sunlight exposure on your dick and balls, fasting, cut any sugary drinks and only drink water, do no fap, starting lifting, do calisthenics. problem solved in 6 months

boy you'd like that wouldn't you?

lmao and i live for this

fucking rekt that faggot lmao

No you look like absolute shit and need to make some serious lifestyle changes ASAP.

Mirin dat gyno, S O I

at least you're not a jawlet

>uneven nipples

Grow your hair, lose the belly fat, wear transparent stockings, post erotic pics on /b/, voila! Your boipucci is ready for breeding.

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not all is lost OP

1. you are young enough that your skin can still easily rebound without much stretch marks or loose skin

2. you are young enough to still get state-sponsored gyno surgery free of charge

3. you are young enough to make massive gains and fat reduction at the same time

4. you are young so get moving while you are still young

you could be chad by 21

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is it too late if I have this body type and I'm 25?

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no i am 28 and got gyno surgery and it turned out fine

loose skin will take longer to go away if losing lots of weight

at 25 you could still qualify for free gyno surgery but 26 is cutoff i believe

still fine, if you were 30 it would be starting to get harder and surgery to remove excess skin would likely be more viable

It's never too late to not be a fat fuck.

what does blonde hair have to do with anything?

Can I have some fresh milk

Gyno docs must be making a killing these days

Nice gyno

pretending to be a fat retard by stealing peoples pics they posted on some fitness forum, where they were likely asking for genuine advice and trying to fix the problem, is cruel and shameful.
the people that deserve mockery are fat acceptance, HAES types. and that has more to do with "Fuck you for looking better than me attitude.
pic unrelated

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>qualify for free gyno surgery
Wtf are you on about?

>Is this normal body fat for a teenage guy
Unfortunately yes.
>How do I not turn into skinny fat mode?
You're already well beyond skinny-fat. You're just regular fat. I don't know why your tits are so big and perky, though. Start eating better. Read the sticky. Sign up to myfitnesspal.

Where the fuck can you get free gyno surgery

fucking mogged

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canada and any european country

maybe the states too who knows

you look like sam hyde from a years back

You can't get it for free in Europe, retard
t. lives in europe

oof

jej

baste and bloatpilled

your pec size looks good sizebut remember to work out different parts of pecs by doing variations of pec exercises...never seen anybody with pecs that pointy hahaha

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I honestly don't mean any offence, but have you been genetically tested for Klinefelter's symptom? You look like a textbook case. If you do have it, you may want to consult a medical professional on hormonal therapy.

Kek

this

>>start improving your movement patterns
Hmm?

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>96 KB
hmm

>How do I not turn into skinny fat mode?

You do not have the luxury of worrying about that shit. Just start lifting and eating properly.

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literal S O Y B O I bodytype