ITT: people from your gym

>the semen demon who is caked in makeup, eye fucks the shit out of anyone who looks in her direction, lifts in the most provocative ways possible and is constantly surrounded by 4-5 of her male friends

>the old dude with a giant beard covered in norse tattoos

>the Cyperpunk larping black kid who punches the barbell in full rain coat, boots and techwear gear

>that 40 year old boomer that shadowboxes in between sets
>that secretary that mires you hard but always talks about her boyfriend with you
>that zoomer that wears compression leggings but has skeleton legs
>that manlet that keeps scratching his nose
>that jerk that burps after drinking water
>that 77 year old manlet that works out on lowest intensity/speed on treadmill as his wife of 50+ years watches him from the lobby

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>the nigger that doesn't rack his weights on the squat rack but you never actually catch doing it
>the 16 year old brown kid that wears too much axe, does nothing but concentration curls, and spends 20 minutes taking selfies of his chicken arms in between sets
>the 40 year old skinnyfat jewfro you see 2x a month that wears flip flops and dumbbell rows 10 lbs
>the 50 year old guy that clearly retired from the Army 10 years ago, but wants everyone to know he was in so he wears combat boots to the gym, does nothing but upper body, is clearly on steroids, and 'mires himself in the mirror
>the 30 year old boomer with a gut & grunt style shirts that deadlifts on a smith machine, puts a giant pad on his chest for bench press and bounces the bar off his chest using awful uneven form, with his legs in the air
>that skinny 6 foot tall black high school kid who makes no gains, wears gloves even though he's lifting child's weight, never racks his weight, and smells like ammonia so much i have to avoid him whenever he gets near

I love my gym.

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Gotta sneak them peeks

I probably posted about this dude before, but there's this one dude at my gym that dances when using the cable machines and he also dances between sets.
I also saw a really stereotypical boomer ( in a sleeveless slayer shirt (he was pretty much a caricature) show up with what I assume was his teenage son who clearly didn't do any sports, and he loaded up the bar with what was clearly too much weight and forced his son to do some curls. He only managed to do 2 of them on his first & only set. I feel bad for the kid because he's probably going to be turned off of exercising forever. I only saw them once and never again.

>that boomer who only does bench, and has pecs the size of his head, and nothing more

>the weird skinny black guy who has dreads and does naruto finger poses before be lifts extremely heavy with awful form
>the cute girl who wears glasses and has hips and ass but is practically flat chested. Also my usual test boost between sets
>black guy known as cyborg. Bald with tattoos and the biggest lad at the gym
>the full figured braphog who wears kim kardashian makeup to the gym
>the big e. Second biggest guy at the gym and also black

>the lanklet who does 200 reps with a 1kg dumbbell
>the retarded wannabe gymbro who exclusively does bench press
>the 5'4" manlet who is obviously a roider but insists he's natty

>old dudes that only use machines
>load them up with high weight
>bust out one set of 20 reps with no ROM
>move o to the next machine
There are at least 6 of them here, fuck the YMCA

Stop going to a poor person gym user.

>that guy who drums in between sets

MODS MODS MO.... oh, cerebral palsy.

I laffed

b-but...it's only $20 a month. And the one squat rack is always open.

god damn dude there's a million of those at my gym. They feel good about themselves...

>that guy who is always angry and might be insane
>that guy who trains fine when alone or with a bunch of dudes around him but as soon as a gym thot walks in the room all of his energy and thoughts are on her
>that guy who makes eye contact in the gym with a thot and felt like crying
>that guy who walks into the gym notices women training so he pulls his hoodie down so nobody can see him or look at his face

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Do you need to talk to someone user? :(

>that guy who records his workouts for his fitness instagram account

>that slag who only does squats while turning around to check no one is staring at her ass every few seconds

>talks about her boyfriend with you
I'm the last to know about this kind of stuff but, if she's complaining about him to you it might mean something. Maybe she's just being friendly/trying to seduce you
Who knows. Probably not even her

>that fatty who could easily become attractive if he'd do any cardio at all
>that 50 year old woman who does nothing but walk fast on the treadmill with an incline of 6 inches
>that impossibly strong skeleton manlet who works out in jeans and boots
>that smelly indian guy with no gains ever
>that guy who came to the gym to do nothing but mat work and bodyweight exercises
>that one attractive girl who shows up one time and then never comes back

>>the retard who thinks its okay to wait 30 mintues between sets

Of all the 'tards in the gym, I hate this 'tard the most. The others don't interfere with my workout. This fucker does.

>That retarded boomer that uses the only squat rack to do incline bench presses while an actual incline bench spot is open

>that guy who-

Sniiiiiiiifffff

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Talking doesnt help
Just waiting for tonights gym session and after gym I'm driving to the mountains to camp out until tomorrow evening. Thats my life
Train Saturday nights head out to go camping
Setup a camp fire and get in a comfy sleeping bag while. Than wake up with the sun and enjoy your time alone away from society

That's my life.... any day now a qt 3.14 will just show up and be my gf r-right

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>That 200 pound 10% bf construction worker that is always lifting heavy and high volume yet claims to be natty
Nice guy and we spot each other but its so cringe when he denies roiding

>that 50 year old woman who does nothing but walk fast on the treadmill with an incline of 6 inches
I got a bitch like this at my gym and its so annoying, how can one person do so much fucking cardio and gain nothing from it for 5 years?

>The older (40+) men and women who drive to the gym with their car to do cardio

>that roided black guy who makes the thwomp noise doing dummbell curls or some shit
kek that first panel

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>that thot who takes up a bench to do those weird hip thrusters with the bar
>that 70 year old man who is always walking around naked in the locker room
>that guy who browses Jow Forums between sets
I'm guilty of the last one

>the oldest guy at the gym, who never misses a day and seems to be on his second recording journal already
>the biggest guy at the gym, who does every exercise possible in the smith machine
>the thot who's been going for two years now and only uses the lightest dumbells
>that guy who uses mixed grip for 0.5pl8 diddlys

>the autistic trainer who headbangs and lip syncs between his mediocre lifts
Oh wait

You sound like a cool user. If didn’t live in the hellhole UK we could be gym and camping bros (no homo).

there was a guy wearing a rich piana 5% kill it tank top today, was tempted to just straight up ask him if he's a Jow Forumsizen

>the thot who's been doing nothing but squats for 2 years yet somehow still hasn't learned proper form

that one "powerlifter" in his early 20s

>comes in 6-7 days a week
>fully equipped (chalk, belt, sleeves, wraps, straps, everything)
>only uses the squat rack or platform, will hog it for about 45 minutes at a time
>takes 5-10 min breaks in between sets that never exceed 3 reps
>sometimes does weird "hype" shit like slapping himself in the face at maximum velocity
>records all of his sets with a phone, complete with tripod
>pretty sure he never competes

>the semen demon
I have one of these but I don't think she's fucked a single person at the gym, it's like she enjoys just getting peoples' hopes up. Several times I've seen her just shoving her ass towards people and giving the most sincere "fuck me eyes" when you look at her, and she's always chatting up anyone who approaches her. They always walk away looking mildly disappointed though, it'd be funny if I didn't think she was doing it on purpose.

imagine how much of a faggot you would have to be to care about what other people are doing at the gym

imagine how much of a faggot you would have to be to stand out on an anonymous Vietnamese ricefarming forum

it's called "observation," you fucking mong. you don't necessarily have to care. i know i don't

quiet thotscopers RISE UP

dear diary,

today i met someone on the internet that was wrong, i sure showed him how much i don't care by telling him how wrong he was

i care about how much of a faggot you are brother, stop being such a faggot and be a chad, because we are all the same thing, just a bunch of fucking losers raised on Jow Forums. we can't fool eachother, but we can sure as fuck fool everyone else, stop stop giving a fuck about what people at the gym are doing pussy

>has hips and ass but flat chested
so perfect, then?

This but unironically

lmao what a faggot

Not him but I'm close enough to Scotland to enjoy the uncucked semi-scandi camping laws they have quite regularly, it's a beautiful country to unwind in for a few days.

All justified as long as his lifts are heavy.

>that strong and big old guy with the monsieur haircut who whistles in between sets
>that old black guy who lifts much too heavy weights with either terrifying swinging or tiny ROM
>that women's physique competitor who always wears a ball cap really low, so nobody has seen her face in two years
>that super-friendly women's physique competitor who is still in college, training for only two years, and already has a pro card
>that huge Latin guy who's pretty nice
>that one guy in the singlet who grunts a lot
>that skelly high school kid who has a really good frame for bodybuilding and would do great if he would JUST FUCKING EAT
>that guy who does banded hack squats without shoes on and hogs the machine for 45 minutes

I'm gonna stop here, because I'm now very aware of how many regulars I recognize.

love you too brother, we're all gonna make it

I'm feeling attacked here

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Gotta be careful, right? Sometimes the abyss stares back at you, right? We might ended up describing ourselves

>the guy who stereotypes and hates total strangers at the gym and complains about them on a chinese cartoon imageboard

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>the guy who's been going to the gym for years and never talked to anyone but knows them by face, and he just started overcoming his social anxiety and started to talk to the familiar faces and make friends

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>That manlet go does one set and take of his shirt immediately expecting to be noticed by girls

same. Mutually beneficial, they crave attention and I get slight Test increases mid workout.

I got memed into wearing chucks but at least I’m 6 ft

Ewwww....

I'm actually on the list. Bet you can guess which one is me.

>Half naked, sometimes completely naked, black guy who runs around and leaps over the equipment, does chinups and muscle ups on every thing and carries logs on his shoulders while he runs up and down hills and works out in the forests
Oh I'm talking about me.

just say cerebral palsy from the beginning fucker
also thought it could be cuck porn

>That's my life.... any day now a qt 3.14 will just show up and be my gf r-right

I know you've got a big leg up on all the boys who do nothing but play vidya all day.

>nigger doesn't know how to behave in public
Classic

Didn't you mean sneeds?

>that manlet mexican that stares at everyone cause they're outlifting him
>same manlet that audibly grabs weights and throws them on whatever he's using just to make noise
>same manlet that fucking hogs 4 different machines unless you mog him out of one
>That pajeet that leaves a giant mess on the floor and only does curls every time he goes in
>That based tall guy that looks like he's roiding from all the acne scars, but is super quiet, chill and bro like
>The jailbait girls that go with their mothers and stare at you while you lift, either directly or in the mirror
>The milfs that are doing some meme exercises but have giant asses

Today was a weird day.

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>Retard doesn't understand that I was talking about my personal gym.
I was talking about my personal gym. The running around in the forests while carrying wood should have tipped you off.

>that fat white guy who rolls up the sleeves of his oversized t-shirt when he lifts, revealing his pasty white DYEL arms

W-what a fucking faggot, r-right guys?

Not the user you are replying to but you have to understand it's very rare to see black people out in nature.

Bruh stop... you’re drying up pussy in other states at this point

Yea thanks for that
I'm sure I'll be fine eventually
I have a six figure job
I do have a great gym environment
I just have no friends and I lost everyone after some big life changing events like moving across the country

Anyway gym should be interesting tonight and than heading to my secret hiding place in the mountains while getting up during the sun rising throwing some more wood on the fire or relighting the fire and than smoking a cigar for two hours while thinking about life or readying a book in the mountains away from civilization. Oh God
The feeling of the cold morning air
You sitting there in your comfy chair while the fire is going
Smoking a cigar for hours and turning the pages as you read the book hearing the fire burn next to you and you get warmer as the sun rises

That's my life... and only Jow Forums knows this truth about me now
I should go back to posting on /out/

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I swear this happens at every gym

>people literally do a tour of the entire gym doing one set on every possible machine
>probably silently judge me for using the squat rack and bench for multiple sets

I do everything you do except get shit crazy on wine and listen to shortwave radio while watching the fire. I like to bikecamp/minitour so those are my weekends when I load up my bicycle and head down the trail.

I feel ya, brother.

:(

:)

>That's my life.... any day now a qt 3.14 will just show up and be my gf r-right
Don't expect your life to change suddenly. YOU must be the one to change it.

Do you ask him if he's on gear? Or does he bring up the subject to just deny it?

>>that guy who does chest flies and puts the dumbbells all the way to the floor on the negative
Someone post chest fly machine webm

I'm in the mountains now and cell service is going down but I had to check on this thread to post this....

I have tried to change and I am currently in the process of changing but something is stopping my change right now. No need to explain
I'll be honest here though and explain the truth before I head out into the mountains for the night and get some sleep

I honestly probably have a month left to live and I'm done...
Now fuck off and dont judge me
I'm a lost cause and worthless
No chance for me specifically because I mentioned something in my OP... read it
I'm done

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You're exactly like me, except im piss poor on top of that i had to move to another country and i'm piss poor. Originally got the gym membeship just to have a place to shower but lifting grew on me and was good for my mental health. Since i was so nagging trying to get interviews with companies i think i've been blacklisted at this point, i keep sending resumes but i don't even get replies at all anymore.

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just stop killing people homie, its not hard. plenty of people give it up.

>that guy that goes to the gym 5 times a week and yet never makes any significant progress
>that guy is me
Kill me

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>that one lates teens/early twentys skelly who constantly looks nervous and comes off as weird, who only comes at 11-12 at night, but every time you go he’s always there

You probably just have anxiety around women in general. Just get a chick friend to hangout with a lot til you get over it, they're just people. The anger issue might just mean you need to mellow out. You might be afraid a lot or some shit, just need to accept shit you cant change and change what you can, yourself

You sound like a piece of shit.

Preach

fuck you little faggot i live 20 minutes away by car do you realize how long that is

>the retard who thinks its okay to wait 30 mintues between sets
I'm that retard. I literally am doing nothing wrong.

you realize you don't need the gym to do cardio,, right user?

The groupsnof manlet lebs who think theyre jacked but cant bench 80kg. Constantly giggling and desperately trying to intimidate people.

Usually have tryhard tattoos to boot.

i cant fucking do it anywhere else r*tard
i live around blacks

>be me fatty
>workout and sweat everywhere
>dont care because you cant shame me for trying because im fat
>stare at all the thots
>leave big sweat marks all over the seats and machines
>dance around to my music between sets when im resting and walk around in circles autistically
fuck you faggots i live for me

yes

>enter gym with solid light blue shirt
>exit with solid dark blue shirt
Seeing people's disgust sustains me.

>dance around to my music between sets
i enjoy the fat man dance ngl, wish the fatties would do this at my gym

I'm that manlet who walks in and does beastmode cardio and then does a bunch of calisthenics, barely touches weights, and leaves.