/Nofap general/ Gandalf edition

/Nofap general/ Gandalf edition.

How goes the fight, fellow battle brother?

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Gandalf= Ascended NoFap Wizard
Punished Theoden= You during PMO lifestyle
Sarumon/Grima= the vice that tempts us
Freed Theoden= You, freed of the darkness of PMO, newly in charge of your life and kingdom.

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Today marks day 30 of nofap. Dunno why I even started it but within those 30 days I've got myself my first gf and last night had sex for the first time. However I didn't come and couldn't stay hard the whole time. What gives bros? I was hard as a rock all night until the clothes came off and I haven't busted in a month. Maybe it was nerves or maybe we took too long to get to PIV, I was really fucking tired so maybe that's it?

I'm hoping next time my dick will work and I'm obviously not going to beat off until then

I just lost.
I was too sad cause it's another saturday friendless moneyless.

How the fuck do I find friends or a gf???

I watched ldr yesterday
did all the nudity technically break my streak?

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Same. Made it 15 days, 10 was my previous record. Regret it already.

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Keep going brother, all good things comes to those who wait. Your dick is recharging from a long life of abuse. It's normal to react this way.

Download the NoFap app and watch that timer go, and listen to the thread theme. Your super powers will come. Keep going.

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"All impulse, if not acted upon, returns and becomes a part of the ego, to be used for its own purposes. All that which you allow, and neither not resist nor indulge in, will return to you and be your own power - instead of the power of an impulse that wishes you to do its bidding." - user
That is why NoFap gives us super powers. All that energy becomes our own.

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>Keep going brother, all good things comes to those who wait. Your dick is recharging from a long life of abuse. It's normal to react this way.
I'm probably gonna try fuck again next weekend, do you think it was maybe nerves or am I just fucked cause I've been death gripping for 8 years

>However I didn't come and couldn't stay hard the whole time.
That's normal brah, just talk to your gf about it and have fun together that's all you can do. Stay out of your head and treat having sex together as the goal and not to just finish.

What I do sometimes is say 'hey I'm gonna get my self to 99% and then you get me over the finish line.' if the woman I'm with starts getting a little upset

8 years is a long time brother. Give it time.

Breathe the free air again, Theoden. Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your sword.

Your sword will come.

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I don't know what this means lol, are you saying I should beat off so my fingers remember their old strength?

No lmao, I'm saying give it time and your dick will come back to it's full strength, and you'll wield your sword again. Rn you're without sword.

How many of you have actually gotten laid due to the mana boost caused by nofap?

But how long will it take, I wanna fug my gf

I had a couple weeks of 0 libido whatsoever but that's passed and I often wake up horny and literally just lying down with her lying on me made me hard as fuck. Why does my dick cuck me when I actually need it hard brahs

Could be 0 correlation but I stopped beating off 4 weeks ago and have got my first gf and am no longer a virgin. Pretty sure most of it was that I've started gym several months ago and this was my first proper social interaction since then

I made a new years resolution not to fap, more or less. with that said, I averaged about once every two weeks, with my longest streak being about a month. I don't really feel like anything changed. what do?

I relapse and feel like shit

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What about your porn usage?

Same here

eh yeah when I would relapse I would use porn a bit. but it's pretty normal shit like POV creampie or other variations of creampie so like it's more of an emptiness idk I never went down the porn rabbit hole too much fortunately

It's used to being used by you, not being given to another. You're retraining it to need to be given to her. If you wait it'll all be worth it.

Accept it to move on and try again, better.

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Day 10 here. Edging for the extra test boost and I’ve gotten quite good at it. If I feel an involuntary nut coming up I clench and suck in air through my mouth, this stops it from coming up.

I do release a small amount of precum though. Is any test/zinc lost in precum or is it just lubricant?

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Mana like the poster above said, and some nutrients are lost, and you don't get the boost from cutting the addiction outright either.

>day 12 here
I'm the only one who feels... electricity (not memeing) in hands and feets?
I know it sounds weird, but it's like a pleasurable constant tension
and, I'm have more will to do things

Says here it’s lubricant released by small glands separate from the balls.

>The fluid is produced by a pair of pea-sized glands called the Cowper’s glands

I’ll probably try cuttting back on edging though

Holy fuck dudes I jerked off today and the shaft of my penis swelled up in the middle afterwards. It doesn't really hurt but I'm worried sick. What do?

Yeah you lose the whole end of addiction part of the journey. PMO is porn masturbation orgasm, you just cut out the Orgasm part.

See a doctor ya dingdong

day 3 and I feel like a GOD
absolute massive difference already especially in my quality of life
is this meme real? I didn't even jerk much, twice or thrice every other day, mostly to imagination but fugg it drained me and made me weak and indolent.

yesterday some girl exchanged nudes with me and I fuggen relapsed

i hate womon

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This is why foreplay is important. If you built it up, taking your time, your benis would be rock hard and you'd both be 100% soaked in the mood. Plus it feels good to feel your boner raging like it's meant to.

How urgent is this? Should I go to the ER right now or is it safe to wait until Monday and see a normal doctor?

So I have this calender/journal thing I keep open on my desk to keep track of my nofap stuff. My sister found it and read it and she keeps teasing me and trying to make me horny by showing me her stupid hentai esque comic's she reads all the time. She thinks it's so fucking funny when she triggers my porn addiction.
You guys are so lucky not to have asshole teenage sisters.

Dam son that sounds like something from a porno where she ends up fucking you. Is your sister hot?

Don't derail this thread with your shit fantasies.

No shes not

What’s the nofap app?

I completed day 8 and I'm getting random migraines on top of being constantly horny.

based fujoshi

take her out to dinner and have a beer. itll calm your nerves

I made it ten days. Woke up this morning early out of a sex dream so I went along. On the upside, I've not watched porn since Lent started and after this morning I don't really feel as tempted to watch it.

Anyone else here have a gf but still doing nofap?

Wont have one for long on nogasm

nofap made me an interdimensional sexer
now i sex wherever i go

I dunno if I'm really that nervous I just got kinda bored after a while of foreplay and lost my excitement. I don't know why

I got to over five weeks and relapsed one night in a moment of weakness. Get right back to it user, I'm on day 3 nofap.

I'm getting back into nofap now after spending the past year masturbating for over an hour everyday. Right now I'm weaning myself down to two orgasms a week. Might stop entirely, haven't decided yet.

I've done it for two months before and had no change in the way girls responded to me. I can see how it can give some guys confidence though, and if that's all they were missing before it'd up their chances.

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feeling good so far

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This. Anyone?

I realize a lot of what triggers to start watching porn is just the NEED to have some excitement and cheap thrills, much the same as how I'm addicted to videogames. How do I get past this need for easy dopamine and turn myself to more productive pursuits?

Get a bicycle.

run a 5k every day

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I just fapped twice in one day for the first time since I was a teenager. Quite proud of myself desu.

How to stop the migraines and headaches lads?

I've been masturbating for the last 4 years almost every day and now I'm on day 6 nofap but I get constant migraines, it's like my brain is punishing me for it..

What in the fuck am I looking at here? Do you run at some kind of postmodern arc du triumphe my nigger?

Your brain is craving the dopamine fix of porn/masturbation

idk the nike running app randomly changed my route into some chart that is supposed to represent my splits I think, it does it arbitrarily though which is strange

So is my brain kind of "rewiring" itself? Will it get better lad? It gets quite disturbing throughout the day..

I'm just going to choose to believe you routinely run the spokes of some medicine wheel in the middle of nowhere is that cool are we cool

there's a nofap app?

lost after 5 days brehs. Here we go again.

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On week 2 of nofap lent. The worst has already passed thankfully
I’m looking forward breaking my streak with an Autoblow I’m buying in a month

Entering into Day 7. Current record in 15 days. I can do it. WE CAN ALL DO IT.

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Do any of you guys have experience with having sex without cumming? How hard is it?

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Do you usually use nicotine or caffeine? If you do, cut it out of your diet. If you don't, you could try incorporating a bit of either one in to take the edge off the migraines.

I've gone about 2 weeks now? Only reason I'm doing nofap is so I can get rid of my death-grip syndrome and phimosis. Fuck

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Should have just written "nf" or "n", that's what I do

Had a wet dream last night after 8 days streak, how do I stop it from happening?

>tfw day 17 of noporn
>only fapped once and that was to own fantasies
>sex dreams on the regular, but now other already fairly lucid dreams becoming moreso
None of that other shit like increased confidence that some anons hark on about, but otherwise bretty cool
I've only ever cum once from sex lad and trust me, it's not something to envy

Been trying for over a year brahs, how do I minimize the withdrawals? After 2 days or so nofap my brain and body go through unimaginable pain

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I guess you could just have sex with a real woman :^)

I wanna start nofap because porn and masturbation takes too much of my time, have some self-control problems. sometimes I open a new tab to look for something and my muscle memory makes me type a porn site

which content filter do you guys use? I want something that won't fuck up the usability of other sites such as torrent pages or whatever

I fap almost daily. God the porn from last night was amazing, picture it: Lady Fyre, roleplaying as mommy with her son, shot POV. The quality is crisp 1080p and she is very horny. She rides for 20 minutes in various positions. Just kino, came so good i almost passed out. Now i feel free, and great :) Best thing to do is no-fap for MAXIMUM 2 days, then it will feel amazing

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Don't bring LoTR to your cringe zoomercore fetish, thanks

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jew.

No i am actually from poor eastern europe, orthodox :) Well i don't believe in any religious crap anymore, but that's how i was baptized

Firstly block pictures on Jow Forums.

Day 4 now. Been trying since 2014. Had a 90 day streak once. Finally had an epiphany. 90% of my streaks ended after drinking alcohol. I'm an autist so it alcohol really helps me let loose and socialize but I'll have to cut it out for good if I wanna beat this, and honestly I feel better in general when I don't drink. I also removed caffeine and I replaced it with chamomile tea and I feel way more grounded and less neurotic.

Today is the 89th day of my streak. Still having irregular morning erections. I don't dare to have sex (no steady partner) without a pill.

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>nofap day 7
>dick was hard all night long
I'm sleeping like shit

The sword Theoden draws at the end is his first actually hard erection in months from not jerking off constantly

Having my last wank now before I'm away for 4 days with work, can't really fap then so hopefully it'll kickstart a long streak.

I've asked out 5 different girls in past two months, bedded one. Didn't have sex though because I'm not a degenerate.

Raep

all nofappers of this thread, join Chamber of Light.
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Relapsed after 15 days and now I feel so bad.

I went on vacation and fapped to porn as soon as I came home. It's as if porn became a compulsive habbit.

Been noporn since December, nofap is dumb. Fapping isn't the problem, pornography is

So continuing this post: what can I do to regain my strenght?

I already plan on this for the coming days:

- good sleep
- no alcohol
- leg day tomorrow
- eggs w/ bacon, tuna, avocado, pomegranate, watermelon, bananas, nuts
- vitamin D, magnesium, l-arginine and zinc supplementation

6 days off of 2 months

Day 7 brothers. My best streak is 10. Feeling so lonely today without motivation to do anything. Will take a walk and breath fresh air. I hope this will help. We're all gonna make it!

How do you deal with all the porn posted on Jow Forums?

I don't want to block all images, I love memes too much, but there's always some user posting lewd stuff

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Serious question, by nofap should do we mean "semen retentation" and no sex or just not jerking it to porn?
I've got a gf and ofc we have sex but will it still be "nofap" if I jerk it to vanilla pics or should I just tell her I'm christian now and not engage in sex which would lead to me being single?

In other words, what exactly does "nofap" permit, is it possible to cum in some ways or is the whole point not to cum at all

Self restraint. You don't have to touch your dick nigga.

It's up to you and what you want. If you want to try semen retention, go for it. If you want to kill a porn habit, do noporn. If you feel like you masturbate too much do nofap.

jesus anons, this is it, today this is driving me crazy
I'm also on my rest day, I don't know what to do, my balls are starting to glow in the dark
I know that if my family leaves me alone I'm going to crush my dick, I don't trust myself

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most guys don't finish and have issues their first time, it's just nerves

Well I haven't watched porn in like 2-3 months, and just yesterday I gave the ol' shrimp a good rubbin so to say while browsing the web. Thing is if i don't ejaculate in 1+ week I feel like a caveman (actually like the "test-boost") but my question was more about if the "superpowers" gets more intense as longer you hold your semen, keeping in mind that I've not yet gone more than 8 days without sex.

>not crushing your dick with your family around

Name of the App?

>Harnessing your sexual energy and using it for something instead of releasing it isn't beneficial
Sexual energy is a powerful thing desu. Nosex is the ultimate blackpill but many people think it's worth taking the hit of ejaculating for the experience of sex and coming closer to your partner

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