/FPH/ - permabulk addition

>Ctrl+f
>no /fph/
>you disappoint me Jow Forums

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Kekked and checked

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why do you think america is the fattest country?

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It isn't.

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We're #8 lad

Fattest country in the west, no one cares about fatties in some no-name shitholes

all of these whos

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b&r

>the state of this /fph/

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roll

If you have to call yourself hot, you’re not

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>p

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I was amused by this a few threads ago and thought it was underrated at the time, but maybe it’s old and I just need to lurk moar

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>"How dare you call me unhealthy? I take the stairs every day"

If i ever see something that's 300+ pounds rolling, I'm not getting near it. I'd rather not get crushed to death

~
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all of those belong to usa anyway

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ARE YOU WATCHING LORD OF DECAY!?

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I just can't comprehend what it was thinking it would happen.

cursed image.

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>critical mass?

I'm in the military and I help run the PT tests.
>work in a POG unit
>half of the unit is abysmally unhealthy
>also overweight
>at least 1/4 are close to obese in BMI
>when tests roll around it shows
>girl rolls in
>I have to measure her waist
>her stomach sticks out likes she's pregnant
>she's not
>measures at 39 inches
>this auto fails her
>she starts crying etc and get released
>I mention for others to join me fasting
>uh grunt skeleton absolutely not
>1 month later
>same girl retaking the test
>measure her waist again (note I tell fat people and chubby people to find their own waists I don't want to touch them)
>herewego
>38 inches
>in 1 month that's all she "improved"
>she can't leave like last time even though she failed
>watch her do the rest of the test
>somehow she managed to do 42 sit ups
>I know this is bullshit as I can't even do that many right now due to laziness (note I have a 23 inch waist)
>we get to the run part
>this should never last more than 13 minutes
>watch most fit guy run a 10:30
>easy 1.5mile
>the others slog in at 12-13 minutes
>last two is the obese girl and obese man
>they are moving like snails
>girl can't keep a consistent pace
>she stops to walk then ""run""
>I'm losing track of time because I'm expecting them to pass the lap line but they don't
>guy ends up running a 17:55
>girl finishes 1min after
>cant tell which is more pathetic
>especially since I can walk 1.5 miles faster
>meanwhile I got reported by my fat supervisor for fasting to leadership
I hate fat people in the military and I hope they all get kicked out. What did she expect in 1 month and how the hell are they allowed to make it this far. I can't wait for the nondeployability reg to fuck them over. How dare they make our uniforms look bad.

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How is this real? this very pictures is disgusting beyond comprehension. It shivers my entire being, it grabs my guts and twists them in unimaginable way.

I have seen mexican cartel and isis execution videos, but nothing causes as much as repulsion in me than this single photo

Probably seen parapalegic's with strong ass upper body do it and thought they could do it too, not realizing they're in a chair by choice

Every country in the world belongs to America.

checked

First 9 are Pacific Islands, full of people genetically predisposed to be massive and strong as fuck, who now eat fatty Western food all day
Last 4 except for US are countries full of super-rich oil-sheikhs, who lay around all day getting fed.
US has no excuse, for a nation built from strong, hardy Western European immigrants. This is a result of a decline in mental fortitude and cheap food everywhere.

>it
Subtle topkek

I hate their emotionally weak personalities the most, particularly the loud and talkative ones

The country full of "poor starving refugees" is the most obese country, quelle surprise

Who would have thought 2 dots could make me lose

Is this the My 600lb Life apartments? I swear, it is.

Are you so unbelievably fucking dense that you believe that the immigrants held in detention centres are being counted towards the obesity demographic?

The reason they're fat as fuck is because the countries ethnic demographic is over 80% Nauruan and Pacific islander. So just like all of the other pacific islands they're fat as shit.

FYI the remaining percentage is European and Chinese.

But you, rather than arriving at a measured and logical conclusion, somehow got it into you're fucking dumbass head that the temporary immigrants being held on the island actually count towards it's citizens? You think when they carry out a census they send it over to the detention centres as well do you?

Man I fucking hate cunts like you. And don't get me wrong, I'm no SJW. I don't give a shit about that. I just hate fucking low IQ braindead cunts.

Fatty here. I've heard that the body burns calories and repairs itself during sleep. Would a nap after a workout help with preventing doms?

>reported for fasting

What the hell?

What did you expect when you joined the chair force? If you want to hang out with muscle bros join the Marines or army.

> Get comfortable eating everything
Wait, not all at once

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Redefining words is easier than dieting now
Sad but true

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This picture is perfect proof that ogres exist.

>a nation built from strong, hardy Western European immigrants

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was she keeping her nose shut as if she was going into water?

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>a nation built from strong, hardy Western European immigrants
Much like all other negative statistics (like crime and wealth) about America, once you control for race, we're about on par with Western European countries

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underrated based and redpilled poster

Ah, I see you also browse r/fatlogic

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>countries with 15-30 ppl living in them
doesnt count

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It's people like that that hold society back.

If you gain weight without eating then please be experimented upon and solve perpetual energy

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I also browse v/fatpeoplehate

yes, because comparatively, due to the density of her body, the concrete was essentially water.

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Reminder that poor people are so poor that they are obese.
Try explaining that to third world countries. Hell try explaining that to first world countries from the 1950s all the way back to the start of civilization

Not OP but I do too, and no idea why, because it just enrages me.

Much like Jow Forums

Fuck off back to r*ddit then, faggots.

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Kek

Kek. I noticed than movies back then always had THAT one guy with arched eyebrows while wearing some biker shades with a huge fucking grin. This was what cool was. Top performance m'ladys and Gentlementalmens...

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We should prove it to them, you give me all of your money and then stay skinny so we can run it in their faces

I thought this was a picture of the fox from Zootopia from the thumbnail. I'm not even a furry.

>8 km away
>she's 4 of them

>Think "shes looking in two different directions hah-"
>Remembers I have a slight lazy eye
>Always check yourself b4 you kek yourself

I joke a lot on this board but this time I one hundred percent mean it when I say I almost vomited looking at that

Fuck 50040621, give ME all your money my guy

I regret not joining the Marines all the time.

Yeah, leadership told me they don't believe in my research (all the evidence put there to support fasting) and can't stand that I regularly eat one meal a day when I don't fast. I don't care though, they've got people failing PT tests left and right, last thing they wanna do is mess with the person who can actually fit in, fire and carry their gear.

kek'd and checked

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>US has no excuse, for a nation built from strong, hardy Western European immigrants.
Mutt lore at it's worst. Immigrants were the loser. Those that didn't make it an/or weren't able to withstand the enduring tasks so they ran away. Mix this kind of degenerates with a lot of criminals et voilà you have the polulace of the USNA.

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I've seen this a hundred times but only just realised she has a lip ring (honestly don't think I've ever seen a ring instead of a stud before) and not just more gloop on the side of "her"(?) mouth.

Coming across profiles like that feels like playing russian roulette.

As someone who has a real eating disorder and far from fat, these people are disgusting scum of the earth. They don't know what it's like to struggle. They've been gorging their whole life and being told they're okay by their peers.

People think I'm insane but will coddle and comfort fat people because they think people with eating disorders can just START EATING and be fine and healthy.

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We'll I can't lie. But it worked.

She literally has “TACO TIME” tattooed on her knuckles

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>chair force
lol

>fattest country
>has won the most olympic medals
if fatties are beating your country, what does that make your country?

>I have a 23 inch waist
what???????? I am only 155lbs and my waist is somewhere between 30-32 inches.... Or am I being ignorant in thinking my pants size is measured in inches.

I'm 175lbs and my waist is 32", you're just skinnyfat lol

a hungry skellington calling user skinnyfat, aint that something

Your viewpoint is just warped, lardo

>175lbs
>calls user that is 155lbs a lardo
>your viewpoint is just warped

In need of more high-test black people?

>black people make up the minority of this country
>your country is the fattest
make up your minds. Is america really fat or is everyone else fatter and trying to fat shame america?

La creatura!

There is a 0% chance she's not the fat one.

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Blacks are interesting. They only make up 12% of our population, but account for over 50% of our violent crime

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