H-hhow do i make coffee with butter in it, buttered coffee? Do I need a specific machine?

h-hhow do i make coffee with butter in it, buttered coffee? Do I need a specific machine?

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please help i want to try it

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help me frens

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try putting the butter ini the ocofee? perhaps? im really not sure i dont eat a lot of btutter or dirkn a lot of cofee

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AHEM

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1. make coffee
2. cut butter
3. put coffee in butter
4. buttered coffee

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how much butter should I put
is salted butter ok?

1. make coffee
2. butt cutter
3. put coffee in butt
4. butt coffee

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buter has estrojams fren yu shud yous cocanuts ols insted

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1. rake boffee
2. putt nutter
3. cut foee in nut
4. buffered toffee

I want to try it before I go to the gym, it sounds good so i will try it out.

Just plop the butter in it hot coffee cup? cool cool thanks

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Do NOT use salted butter user, very dangerous to mix with coffee (please trust me im a medical student, ive had extensive training on coffee butter health risks and Prepreatiaons)

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i only have buter fren

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i did this and now there is coffee all over my counter

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BUDDER :DDDDD BUDDER IN COFFEE :DD HOW DOES I MAGE BUDDER LOL :DDD BENIS BUDDER BUDDER IN BENIS :DDDD BENIS COFFEE :DDDDDD HOW DO I MAGE BUDDER COFFEE? WID UR BENIS BUDDER OB CORSE :DDD IDS UR BEEEENIS BUDDER HAHA :DDDD DE ANSER OB CORSE IS UR BUDDER BENIS :DDDDD HAHA :DDDD

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mien says unsalted on the package. Safe fren?

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be sure to stir the coffee user

let doggy go NOW or i pull trigger

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YES you are clear to proceed, please be sure to add the coffee to the butter and not vice versas

Alright settle down

FUCK

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very cute doggies fren, they urs? Thank for advice. I will put butter in hot coffee soon and mix

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and what if it is vice versas? Coffee in butter sounds bretty good

Anybody want some cum for their coffee?

youll have to take them over my dead body

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I'm not gaj

mmmhmm goffeee

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tase yumyy. Bit too hot burnt my tongue

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vice versasa is when you flip the coffee around and with the butter in it and you sing a little verse about it

Nothin gaj about protein

thanks frend

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>yes officer, i have him in my sights, i will pull trigger now

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u gotta blend it user, when you blend it it gets all foamy and whipped up. just putting butter in it is just gonna be like drinking butter

drinking butter is tasty though

how do i belnd coffee

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use ur finber

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makes sense

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i poopped my pants

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i smell it. very stinky fren. shower now or get out my house

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

put in coffee and dirnk

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butterpoo coffe.. very cool

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Nice thred

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I like this thread, fuck the jannies

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I liek both you too my frens.

If anyone want to know. Butter coffee taste really nice frens. Try it out. Very nice!!!!

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:DDD

cancerous frogposting mongoloids

fak u

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Step 1: Put on a miniskirt and a tubetop
Step 2: Drink said non-black coffee

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this is freb zone nonon fren alow

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never use a machine, user. free weights will get you better gains

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>this entire thread

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get out

Shhhhhhhhhhh

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retarded frogposter

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Shhhh

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STOP BEING UNFRENLY

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Just buy it fresh at the gym

>put butter in cup
>pour hot coffee in
>stir if you want
wala.

HEE HEE

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Seriously though why do these hipsters use blenders to make it? Cant one just add butter to the coffee, let it melt and stir with a spoon?

do you mind if i read this thread while i eat my wings?

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nice thread

Don't do this makes mustard gas.

I’m baffled that this thread is still here

>TOOT
MORE COFFI
>TOOT

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make coffee
while it's still piping hot, drop in your chunk of butter
stir thoroughly with a fork until butter nugget has completely dissolved
stir some extra until you see a light brown color develop on the surface
enjoy

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shhhhhhhhhh user

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