Tfw no robot bf to buy a thoughtful present for

>tfw too old to know these feels

Would you like to be my girlfriend? I'm a mexican who is 6'0 and no standards and study real estate. I'm a jack of all trades, master of none and just want someone or something to work towards to motivate me

I would. Even though you say you have no standards I can guarantee once you get to know me you will realize I have a lot of deal breakers. Thanks for the offer though. Merry Christmas user.

youll never pass, pathetic trap

Attached: 17628028.jpg (339x586, 13K)

user, do you have an email or discord? It might seem dumb but I'd really like to take this chance. Infact this is a neccessary thing. You need to be my gf. Infact; i'm so confident about my choice i'll ask you right now
Will you be my gf?

Attached: 1545499075087.png (880x621, 945K)

Where are you from? What about a Jewish manlet from Washington DC that works as an engineer in power generation??

Yeah. I guess so.... please post yours..

Pit#6835 this is the greatest christmas gift ever

>tfw no robot bf to buy a thoughtful present for
I never know what people want unless I ask them directly but I feel like that ruins the purpose

I wish I had a fembot gf to impregnate on Christmas.

>tfw no Jow Forums gf to be clingy with and mutually get scared the other person is going to leave for someone better

Attached: 1542944813063.jpg (1200x1600, 271K)

>>date robot for 3 years
He wasn't a robot then you fucking deluded roastie whore, kill yourself

>unironically wanted to date a robot
lmeow

>literally no standards when it comes to women
>could endure an extremely abusive relationship without a problem as anything is better than the loneliness
>even the slightest sign of affection would be extremely rewarding

robots make the perfect bf

i met him here
he was a neet for 2 years before we met
he was also a neet throughout the first year of the relationship and only started working after a long time of me begging and pushing him and trying to help him not walk out on jobs, which he did numerous times

even after getting and keeping a job, he had no friends and seldom left his apartment

he was also told it was recommended he be tested for autism

you are stupid.

i could give you my address and you could send me a "gift"

what kind of thread did you two meet in and what advice can you give to someone who would like to find a gf

i made a shitpost about how i would just use any man that got into a relationship to better my own life larping as r9k's girl cliches on some "why ant i get an artsy gf" thread started by someone besides him
he asked me for contact info then kept coming back to the thread to ask again because i ignored him
(i was not seeking anyone and the post was a joke - i made myself out to be a bad, manipulative roastie)

then we started talking and i enjoyed his company and wasnt afraid of his voice like i had been with a lot of other men i talked to (i usually avoided socializing with guys but did sometimes, and ws usually made to feel anxious when i heard their voices or saw their face, but with him i did not feel that... i liked his voice and his face seemed gentle)

>lapring
>contact info
>voice chat
Yepp, that's a normie roastie.

how the fuck else would you talk to someone, if not by contact info?

we also only used text at first. it was a natural progression, unless you actually expect a 3 yr long relationship to take place exclusively over text somehow....

>3 yr long relationship
>with a robot
Fuck off already.

i met him here you goddamn retard
he was a fucking neet when we met even

Neet doesn't automatically equate robot you fucking. And by definition someone in any relationship, let alone a 3 year relationship cannot be a robot under any circumstances. Go and flap your roast curtains somewhere else.

>by definition
there is no singular definition
he fits the archetype; the term is appropriate
also: internet/ldr is not the same as irl relationship