I got mad last night after a game of cards and shouted at my brother and father and others until I could get the keys...

I got mad last night after a game of cards and shouted at my brother and father and others until I could get the keys to a rental car to drive myself back to a hotel.

I am NOT mad upset etc. over losing a card game.. I am definitely NOT mad over losing 5 dollars in this game (that money is of absolutely no consequence)
>I am mad that my brother forgot that I paid for some drinks for him and his wife the night before
>I am mad at his fucking "I don't owe people shit" attitude

Fuck my family sometimes. My grandparents are all dead now, why am I travelling 2000+ miles every year for them?

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I didn't read your story but those tits look awful.

lol what a spaz. you should've just took it as a lesson to never pay for your brother again and moved on with your life instead of throwing a fit like a child.

I saw yesterday on /b/ I think they are magnificent and I've had experience with breasts. These are Ace, user

I don't care that I "through a fit" I loudly said I don't care that I "look like an asshole" the principle of the matter is that you don't accept money from others and then act like it never happened. To set it off he was reminding me that I "owe the 5 dollars" user my brother was being the child, you are siding with him because this 4bonk and *le fuck OP lol*

>why am I travelling 2000+ miles every year for them?
Because you're a dumb fuck.

Or because I've been a vacation hostage since age 7 and now have some fucked up form of familial munchausen. You can call selfish call me an asshole I've heard it before, I've called myself that. But almost no 7 year old wants to move across a county from their whole family and never get to know them properly.

Sounds like he was just teasing you. Could've said "Hey, how about that pays back the drinks I got you last night then?" and then you should make tease after he demonstrates he's not teasing you and is actually being cheap. You could've rubbed your fingers together and laughed at him. Then when he starts getting upset transitioned the finger rubbing into the classic 'playing the world's smallest violin'

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Just ignore them and live your life. My bitch does that.

You really shouted at your family on christmas and drove a rental back to the hotel?
You're like a cartoonishly unbelievable character in one of those made for tv christmas movies

>But almost no 7 year old wants to move across a county from their whole family and never get to know them properly.

I understand this feel very well. I mean, my family are mostly shit, but I have a few aunts and uncles that were cool as hell that I never got to know after we moved across country so my dad could escape coke trafficking charges. He was not the brightest of men.

Still, my point is that you're a grown man now and you can just sit at home on christmas like the rest of us do. Join in the secret santa threads with other kind anons. We're your family now, and you know us better than your actual relatives.

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Yes it wasn't even the first time. But other years I can admit I was wrong about this or that. Last night I was 1000% Not wrong.
At first it was teasing but then it was full blown oblivion and then it was indignation that I am even talking about the drinks o bought for him. Again the money is literally not the point here, it was him blowing me off and his attitude. Now I am not speaking to him, and my family is upset with me. I don't care

Super fucking lame. I've made my peace with the whole situation over time and accepted that there are large chunks of my family that I don't know at all and some I know on a very basic level.

My parents and my only sibling are my family but if they want to act like cunts then I will just remove myself from the situation

I think I know what you mean. He probably countered with some shit like "I didn't ask for those drinks" followed by something akin to "Wow, how petty are you to bring that up?" moving the goalposts when their first bullshit-defense-points was swatted away instantly as he completely ignores his own hypocritical pettiness.

I'm still kinda pissed about it, and we've since moved back 20 years later, and the people we left behind act like I should know every detail of their lives when there wasn't so much as a phone call or letter in 20 years. Pisses me off but I ignore their shit as best I can, though one of my aunts actually understands i don't know them at all is making an effort to build a bridge. She's the only one worth knowing, fuck the rest.

Cut out all cunts from your life user, it'll make it far less stressful, trust me. Still, they'll probably forgive and understand. People will forgive a lot of drunken stupidity, but if they're cunts on a regular basis, fuck 'em, ignore em, make new friends or hang out alone.

>My grandparents are all dead now, why am I travelling 2000+ miles every year for them
this is why i'll never meet or bond with my siblings. my dad had too many kids with too many different women, making it nigh impossible for us to all know each other.
i reached out to them and they ignored me and i told their mom and she took it the wrong way and i'll probably never see them, oh well.

Do you remember the feeling when all the cousins aunts and uncles and friends would be talking about awesome gifts they got each other (you could only fit what you could fit in your luggage next to dirty undies) and how they would all talk about things they were planning to do after Christmas and throughout the year when you were not there

No, /i never had that feel, we didn't see them for 20 years or so before we moved back, and by now most of my cousins are in their late thirties or forties, so we haven't exactly spoken.When I came back there was no attempt at contact from either side. Most of them don't know who I am. I've only spoken to my one cool aunt, I haven't had contact with any others and they haven't tried to contact me either, so it's fine.

Nigga these are some great tits what you mean?

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how are they great?
they look uneven and a weird shape, kind of tube-y.

This might be news to you but nearly all tits on all women are two different sizes one is almost always bigger than the other, also her puffies are magnificent
I see user, sorry I read that wrong. I had many cousins in their 30s+ by the time I was born but there are two cousins of mine and they both were close my age a year and year and half younger than me. But I hardly know them and the BFS they bring around are losers.

i know that, i am a girl but they look especially uneven
the shape is also weird like i said - they look a weird shape, like tuby.
"puffies" means nipples?

Maybe i think imperfections on a girl makes her look better. I like those tits because her nips look delicious to suck on.

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Yes puffies I am referring to the shape and volume of her areolas. Usually people err on the side or little perky tits but those look particularly nice to me. Can't explain it. Here is another pic

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Those tits are not nice. Guessing she has probably no hips either. And cankles.

mine look similar and i dont have much of a waist
my shoulders are actually wider than my hips by about 5 inches
i don't have cankles though.

I'm a bit of an authority on tits my boy, these are N I C E. But to each their own, eh?

yeah, but how much wider are your hips from your waist?

dunno, never measured that.

You should dignify that virg with replies.

Shouldn't * goddammit ori ori

I like that type of boobs and body shape, are you thin/average?

Can i see them? i think those kinds tits are best.

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no
i have never and will never take nude photos

what do your boobs look like, femanon?

well then you are of no use to us, please leave.

This thread began with my brother being a faggot and has devolved into femanon being asked for tits.

Happy Holidays everyone, never change

you are of no use to ME
please leave

Fuck you then tranny all you have to do is show tits but nooo you just proved to everyone you are a LARPING tranny

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not larping
was definitely assigned female at birth and raised female though may have a low key intersex condition of some sort (would explain the more androgynous body, hairiness, and reproductive anomalies)

i did consider the tranny thing, but ftm, not mtf.

i have 0 desire to take nude photos for a bunch of mindless 17-20 yr olds to get a thrill out of a"tehe i totally controlled that bitch into degrading herself for ME!". i've been here a long time and never have, and never will.

i'm not 17-20 and i don't find nudes as degrading. i just liked naked women.

then go look at all the freely available porn, retard
there is no reason you need to see mine beyond thrill of power

Does that hairiness mean a hairy pussy?

you have serious issues, which is to be expected.

all normal adult females have hair on their genitals. you are dumb.

Then you must be fat and ugly LOL i dont care i just want to admire your beautiful breasts like a man.

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I'm 26 though, OP btw

i dont care
there is no reason you or anyone else need mine over the millions of available ones online regardless of age beyond power/control/validation, and reinforcers of "women are dumb sluts"

But what if you are my soulmate? Wouldn't you show your tits to the person you love the most aka me?

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You just value your own body much more than society does, femanon we get your point.

On the other hand they are JUST tits.. sexting genitals is more common than handshakes these days

your behavior already disqualifies me from having any interest in you as it sends up multiple red flags and indicates some of your values

i would not send nude photos in a relationship
i would allow a long term partner/husband to see me naked in person

i value integrity and autonomy, not the body itself
casual sex is also common and i have no interest in that either. it being common does not make it good. do you actually think that way? are you the "jumps off a bridge because friends did" guy?

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>do you actually think that way?
>are you the "jumps off a bridge because friends did" guy?
No but I am a naturalist and sex is natural and enjoyable. What is not natural are the stigmas and double standards that society places around sex, are you familiar with those by chance?

please stop engaging with this autistic "fembot"

let's find one that will show us her tits like a normal person

sex is natural and enjoyable, yes
sending nude photos is just a grimey imitation; it is porn, it is not sex. what animal watches other animals have sex, or looks at another animal with a fixed stare, while masturbating? none do.
as previously said; i have no qualms about being naked with a long term partner, i have no problems with sex within a committed relationship. i cannot speak for every person, but i am definitely hardwired to be monogamous. i have no interest in "advertising" myself for casual sex via making porn of myself. sex, naturally, has consequences for women that men will not understand. that muddies the drive for casual sex in a way men wont innately feel. the natural outcome of sex (pregnancy that causes sickness and vulnerability, birth that causes pain and potentially death, and the resulting dependent) is not a "social stigma" or "double standard" artificial in any way. sex outside of fertile periods is what is "unnatural".

also you say no, you don't feel that way when your argument was literally "but everyone else is doing it, mom!"
now you deny it once its been put in front of you.

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wow here's a million tits for you

There are emotional and physical psychological changes in men after sex too get off your high horse idiot

This whole post is you whining about being a female and the burden of child, nothing else.

did you read the goddamn post?
you do not get pregnant. you do not suffer pain. you do not potentially die.
there is no innate aversion to sex for men. they do not have fertile and infertile periods. females of any species will be more cautious/reserved towards sex for this reason. a male will fuck more readily and frequently. a female will fuck only in heat.

animals who are not in heat who are being harassed by males will not permit breeding. they will act aggressively to tell the male to fuck off.
men do not have that.

none of that is a "social stigma" or "double standard". it is only biology.

the post was that men suffer no repercussions and will not be wired to treat sex as cautiously since they do not suffer anything in its aftermath. casual sex is viable for males of various species and is even an advantageous reproductive strategy for them when more viable offspring result from quantity over quality (male's investing parental care into the offspring, ie; monogamy). biology and time do not allow it to be a viable strategy for reproductive success in the female; the female is limited by time and the fact that she can only have one pregnancy at a time, whereas the male can potentially "have" hundreds of pregnancies at once.

i am explaining to the "naturalist" how nature works. not "whining" about burdens. i would still go through with the "burden" of it all because i am wired to seek it. the more advantageous strategy for the female is monogamy; her offspring are more likely to survive if a male focuses his energy into providing extra parental care. her reproductive success goes up.

Your over generalizations about an entire gender are totally retarded I hope you know that.

>men suffer no consequence of sex
You literally said that. Fuck yourself you dumb roasted cunt

Dude just stop giving it what it wants. She's only here for attention.

context is important.
i was very clearly talking about the biological aspects of REPRODUCTION.

you are being emotional and illogical and have completely abandoned the ability to comprehend language.

i did not generalize about a gender. i explained how nature works. i explained consistencies across species and the very real limits of biology. ethology has been my subject of study for a long time.
if you do not like how nature works, please complain to whichever god or creator your believe in, and yell at him for generalizing a species by making males and females have the same biological functions across essentially every mammalian species and a large majority of birds as well.

I used the word "nature" ONCE and it was only to say that I believe sex is natural and mundane. This whole tangent you've been on nobody gives a shit about

i think i have same tits, sadly i'm also a lot fatter than you.

i explained what is "natural" for you is different than what is "natural" for women.
women do not even have the possibility of a continuous desire to fuck being advantageous. men do. that's it. that's all it boils down to. men can be monogamous or fuck hundreds. women can only be monogamous or solitary; they do not benefit from casual sex as men may.

again: what is "natural" for you is not what is "natural" for females and you would do well to learn that if you hope to understand women's sexuality.

thats honestly pretty normal for fat girl boobs

i'm not a girl tho. originaaaaaal

Well you have more family than your brother, I'm assuming there's more people at you family gathering

Women can't be non monogamous or alone? What the hell is polyandry then? You aren't half as smart as you think you are, in fact you are stupid and hostile.

polyandry is very uncommon in mammals as it is not a good reproductive strategy due to the length of time females put into reproductive (months vs. a males' minutes)

there is no equivalent to the males' ability to roam indepdently while inseminating many, many females

a female cannot roam independently and acquire many, many offspring due to the fact that pregnancy limits her time

the exception is in non-mammalian species that reproduce differently (ie: insects, where the female rivals the males' ability to produce thousands of sperm, by producing thousands of eggs and not gestating them internally)

the "polyandry" you see in mammalian species (ie: meerkats) is not the same as the male polygyny (ie: lions). the polyandry of female species like meerkats is usually one ruling female in a mixed gender society, where only one female gets to reproduce with any given male of that community, while preventing other females from reproducing. what happens in female polyandry is that the "community" of both males and females is created, and recruited to invest in parental care to free the reigning "queen" up for reproduction. this also requires larger litters/brood sizes to keep the population up, which is not how humans reproduce. a low offspring count = polyandry is not viable.

in the end, polyandry in mammals is very uncommon, while polygyny and monogamy are more common; indicating they have a much higher success rate.

Again nobody talking about meerkats you dumb bitch. Men fuck multiple women, women fuck multiple men.

What you are doing is a fallacious argument attacking points I didn't even make. Good job

women derive no reproductive benefit from polyandry
i used meerkats as an example because they are a model of polyandry
there are certain requirements for a species to be viably polyandrous, and human women do not meet those criteria. polyandry in those species that are also do not override the natural drive for females only to have sex during fertile periods; they do not seek sex at every opportunity as males can do.
you do not like biological truths about your own species, but that does not make them untrue.

Here, here, feast upon these magnificent tits,
Those puffies are amazing.
Best tits ever.

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you're supposed to measure before making the reply. cause obviously i'm just gonna say "well measure it, then"