Things you have done that made other people uncomfortable
>Finish the leg part of the push workout >Start doing handstand push-ups at the stretching/bodyweight area >One woman going crunches smack in the middle of the area which is rather small >Go right next to her and start doing the push-ups feet balanced to the wall >Feeling much better than last week after few ones >Let out a huge grunt on the last one and finish the set >Stand up and she moves further after her set of crunches >Notice she isn't wearing headphones like me >Realize that I practically shouted in her ear because of the loud music and unfiltered grunt of rage >Wait for her to finish her next set >Apologize to her "sorry for shouting in your ear" >Her: "heh, no problem" >Her face when
Interesting. Very interesting. So, this is the thought process of a beta male faggot... Hmmm... Yes. Fascinating. Just a reminder that this website is for 18+ only. It's VERY obvious from your story that you're on the younger side. Of course, I could be mistaken. But I hope I'm not because if you're older than 18 then it's over for you.
>roidmonkey guy using the closegrip handle on the lat pulldown machine >leaves the machine to superset something else but leaves his gym bag there to stake his claim on the machine >want to do cable rows but I need the attachment >decide to steal his attachment >he comes back and goes "WOW!" clearly flustered and pissed off >he looks all over the gym for a new one >I act oblivious and just keep doing my rows
Don't know why I did that, he has like 80lbs and 5" on me
Sebastian Reyes
Based gains goblin
Elijah Collins
>About to fail my last bench rep >Some dude runs over to help >Expertly roll it over my belly and get up >He pretends he was simply walking over to the water fountain The failed rep ruined my workout but the dude made my day.
Aaron Hall
Not him but the gym acrobat is my least favorite character at the gym. Yes, it's because I'm jelly. He's my #1 competition. We're after the same market.
Charles Mitchell
I suppose you are one of those guys at the gym who doesn't consider the other people at the gym at all. Must be nice being that A L P H A.
>squat day >fairly busy night >do warmup sets without incident >first working set, 365x5, should be walk in the park >on third rep nose starts bleeding >think fuck it and decide to finish set instead of stop >blood pressure spikes on last two reps send blood streaming down face and the front of my shirt >my exhalation sprays it on the mirror in front of the rack >pool of it between my feet >blood fucking everywhere >looks like the cobain suicide scene >definitely a spectacle at this point >re-rack and go to bathroom to clean up face >shove wad of tp up nose >get spray bottle for disinfecting benches and equipment and some paper towels >clean up bloody mess, actually looks ok, very little visual evidence >put hoodie on to cover blood soaked shirt >work way up to 520 single, new PR
You do realize that lifting weights so heavy you begin to bleed internally isn't actually good for your health, right?
Hudson Foster
you showed that nigger right
Christopher Martin
>haven’t showered in 4 days >lift with higher volume >somebody smells like ass
Alexander Peterson
Are you okay user
Chase Watson
>bloody nose means you're bleeding internally Sometimes people's noses bleed when it gets dry user, it's normal
Elijah Scott
Never going to make it
Brandon Adams
>Being unironically a blood vessellet
Caleb Cooper
a couple walks in, they do only squats for a whole stinking hour and leave
Evan Brown
>see new girl struggling to put on safeties for squat rack >play out the perfect scenario in my mind to go over and ask if she needed help >spill spaghetti >virgin walk back to finish my sets fuck I hope I see her more often
Charles Green
>struggling to put on safeties for squat rack how is such a thing even possible?
Wyatt Hall
>Girl using the cable machine >she finishes her set so i ask if i can do some quick chin-ups (the bar is between the cable machines) >She says "knock yourself out" in a somewhat angry tone >she walks straight out of the gym, just straight up leaves
Really odd, if you didn't want me to work in you could have just said so.
Ian Scott
You eliminated a gym thot. Good job user, one more spot for someone better to do some real lifts instead.
Joshua Young
Don't think twice, worst case scenario she's batshit crazy, which is her problem not yours
Christian Peterson
>be me, male >Showed a friend of mine who just got into fitness Jow Forums's Jow Forums board >Showed her fph/fps thread >She got offended >Ask why do I hate fat people >I said you're not fat, you're wholesome. Like some who bakes. >Said I hate fat people. >told her the human body is divine and seeing fat people is like seeing spilt milk, a waste. >told me to leave.
Hudson Bailey
>Things you have done that made other people uncomfortable
You know those "Post your final rep face" threads? Unironically I never had a final rep face. Whenever I hit that moment where I couldn't push anymore and I couldn't conjure up that final burst of stamina or energy to finish the rep, I immediately quit. This was my problem until I started screaming.
It started off with small grunts and half reps when I reached that "I know I can't get a full rep in" state. And like I said, I would do 4 full reps in silence then a half rep with small grunts. It took a little bit to be comfortable with this and then I started lifting heavier and for full reps except instead of grunting I was screaming. And I was a little self conscious of this but then when I hit my bench PR with a full dead hard scream and the whole gym was looking at me I realized I didn't give a shit, I just hit a PR while everyone else is too afraid to try to test their own limits. Now I very comfortably yell on my last rep and I've noticed there are two types of people at my gym: The guys who are like me who are testing and trying to surpass their limits, and they too grunt and curse and don't even give me a glance when I yell. Then there are the weaklings who never try and test their own limits and get startled by loud noises.
I have no idea. She quit after a minute of trying and played if off. When I asked, she said nope it's okay and didn't use safeties for her sets. She prob knew everyone was watching her struggle.
Levi Smith
>shoulder and arm day >doing a life where you t pose with weights >hold up weights for 5 seconds and that’s 1 rep >my face starts to twitch when I’m holding it because this lift fucks with your head and neck >people start looking at my mouth twitch to my chin direction >realize that I’m making people uncomfortable >stop doing the lift >go home
Anthony Miller
lmao >showing other people Jow Forums >showing a gal you're interested in Jow Forums
damn son you fucked up
Xavier Hernandez
i dont know my dude, i try to do as many things as possible to annoy people at my gym so i can be there alone, play awful earape music in the gym speakers, make my feet stink and go without shoes or socks, shout a lot, look at people for minutes without breaking eye contact, play with the gyms clocks, its pretty fun
Justin Collins
Side lateral raise is the word you are looking for. You don't have to hold for 5 seconds when you are at the top
>hitting the gym with the gang >getting pumped up from squats >pull shorts up to show thighs and start flexing them >start shouting "u mirin?" back and forth to each other >escalates to slapping each other's thighs and grabbing them to feel the muscle >we're all straight so it's ok and not gay
Jeremiah Scott
LUNK ALARM
Henry Hill
>start doing lateral lifts >always feel like Im going to cum in my pants when I do them >nearly done with my workout just one last set >actually cum this time >massive stain on the front of my shorts >tfw multiple people saw me I guess I have to switch gyms again
My gf loves Jow Forums now that i showed her. We also watch the delray misfits together every night. Lol. She does 5x5 with me
Jaxon Kelly
Dude. Thats fucked up. Wh and do you think you came?
Benjamin Cox
Lmfao this is so cute
Asher Butler
idk I guess since that part of my back is underdeveloped I try to engage my core or some shit but it keeps happening
Juan Cook
>on the elliptical >empty gym practically >some thicc girl picks the elliptcial RIGHT NEXT TO MINE >dont give a shit >running fast like sanic >sweat drop flies from hair and lands on her >my sweat mixed with her >go into her pores, and her body >been inside her
