Think i fucked up Christmas, i need your help lads

Think i fucked up Christmas, i need your help lads

>sister brings her 1 year old over for Christmas
>be in front room after Christmas dinner
>decide itd be funny to pretend to sit on the kid
>misjudge and end up sitting on its head
>sister begins screaming
>panic and slap the child to try and wake it up
>sister jups for me and theyre trying to call the police and my sister is screaming that shes going to kill me
>been in my room. For the past hour crying, i dont get what the problem is? Cant she just make another kid? I was only trying to be funny

How do i get out of this and make her calm down? Shes been irrational. Please help me anons

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You should have farted on it.

*skulll cracks*
>UWAAA UWAAAAAAA
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Imagine being so autistic that you slap an innocent, defenceless child.

Show pics or I will not believe you

>panic and slap the child

Legit made me belly laugh, thankyou user

she's being an attention grabbing bitch. Just go back downstairs and tell her
>lighten up, it's christmas!
then give her two thumbs up like The Fonz
.

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Op here
Please stop taking the piss anons im serious. I need to calm her down right now. She can just pop out another one cant she? I need help

This is great. I laugh every time this gets posted. :D

Reddittfag detected

Expect to see your story wjored for shitty karms on a wank website

>>sister brings her 1 year old over for Christmas

is he half black?

Just make her another kid. Easy.

Never even visited that site. Probably been here longer than you have been alive kiddo.

>N-no u!!111
Just kys

>heh, nothing personal kiddo
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAPS on your head*
>*sisters autistic screeching in the background*

My fucking sides.

baited by a retard that can't even click the right post number. Sad.

And you missed the time when reddit was even slightly good, if you've never been.

thank you OP, this thread is a wonderful present. i couldn't have asked for anything more. never forget.

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>bragging that youve been here 10+ years

Not something you wanna be proud of buddy

Fuck her too make a new baby

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>permanent brain damage and developmental problems just because OP was complete dumbfuck

take that normie roastie kid lmao

Provifed me with keks while i have a whisky after Christmas dinner. Thanks user

This is bullshit its not even funny.

OP is hoping some faggot saves his shitty thread and reposts it on r/Jow Forums

thought this was going to be the one where your parent made you keep the door open

Does your sister look anything like this? if so can i have her number

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