What did you get for christmas?

>$100 from parents
>shampoo, deodorant and after shave from nanny and granda
How much worse is your Xmas gifts?

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Christmas is always good for me because I just ask for money and fast food gift cards. I never know what I want so I just tell my parents and brother to just give me gift cards and shit, it's easier that way.

nigga, you are getting christmas gifts, stfu you ungrateful little shit.
i will eat your liver you spoiled little fag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thermal underwear, a couple dress shirts, a sweater, a face shield, a respirator, a sewing machine, 24 square feet of neoprene fabric, insulated work gloves, a 16,000 BTU propane heater, 3 metal precision rulers, A topo map of Estonia, half round leather punches, safety goggles, a blow job, and 12 pounds of scrap copper. Really wish I had gotten a fire extinguisher.

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>Faggot complains about shitty gifts.
I got great gifts, but because i bought them all. Be grateful you got anything, you twat.

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Dude that's a solid loot. Money and some shit you'd eventually have to spend money on. I got like $60 and some chocolates. I'm pleased. last christmas I got nothing but a few ugly shirts.

>a blow job
I hope from your gf or wife, user.....

Movies and books

some beautiful pajamas and socks, I feel like a mink

I got a synthesizer that was broken before I even opened it, and a gift card for a record store with $15 on it (most LPs are at least $25 and I have zero money from buying gifts for my family)

I just wanted a pair of pants.

two boxes of tuna, a set of plastic weights, and a russian handjob
don't ask

>a gift card for a record store with $15 on it (most LPs are at least $25 and I have zero money from buying gifts for my family)
Holy shit life is so comical. I'm genuinely laughing at this.

Majority of the money will be spent on books, so at least I have enough to spend it on something else I'm interested in. Have a good time anons, see you soon

A jacket, underwear, DnD stuff from my brother and candy
I was actually happy, but then my laptop broke a few hours ago
Fuck me

Oh I also got two books

$5
god I hate being a yuropoor

About $180 in cash, some boots, and electric blanket, some gloves, two hoodies that are way too big for me reminding me that I'm a manlet, and some socks
Boots and hoodies are useless and I'm never going to wear, but otherwise pretty gud

hey just donate a hoodie to two kids so one of them can wear it while he sits on the others shoulders and they can finally get the respect they deserve

Vincent Adultman?

700 quid, snes mini, scarf, chocolate, headphones

I've never got a Christmas gift op, ur gay.
This

I got some money, candy and Dragon Maid.

I just wish my sister would enjoy the gifts I get for her for once. I got her Steam games one Christmas that I thought were GOAT and I don't think she played a single one. This year, I got her Azumanga Daioh and she seemed totally disinterested. I just don't know anymore.

$70 and a $40 Amazon gift card. Pretty much it, but I'm happy with that. I didn't expect to get anything this Christmas.

150$ in gift cards, 30$ in cash, DnD books, Shadowrun 5e gamemaster screen(I wanted the book but also cool), various Adidas clothing, TRPG themed shirts, Isle of Lewish chess set replica, and various other small stuff.

$6000 from family. Bunch of random shit I dont want from signalings.

>complaining about 100$
shut up entitled faggot

Literally a single blanket from my grandpa and Me and a buddy got a ps4 card together to get nba live for 10$ and pillars of eternity for 15$. Im too old to get anything valuable and not feel guilty about it because im a neet. When I get presents it makes me feel like a kid in a very bad way. I that feeling. Like everyones super ego is stuck in the past because admitting the truth is so embarrassing.

got socks

Maybe dont get a girl games. Find out her favorite band and get her a cd or a card for her phone.

Around 300 Euro total in money from everyone, chocolate and pic related from my sisters.
Pretty good desu.

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Some new pants and sweaters pretty much. Bought myself 5 fumos though, and a few games.

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>protein powder
>thermal and a long sleeve shirt, I'll probably just use the shirt as pajamas because I don't wear long sleeves
>nose hair trimmer, really important since plucking the hairs can kill you(google the danger triangle)
>same pair of running shoes I had but new, they're good though from a japanese brand
>2 packs of black socks
>black hoodie I don't really like since no zipper

oh and bought myself 2 games on steam last night, the surge and beyond good and evil since they were on sale

a laptop from my dad and a 100 euros from my grandparents, i just gifted them candles and shit because poor lol
this is the last year when i make lame gifts; next year i'll probably make an electronic touch-sensitive mirror for my dad with the shit i've learned from uni
it's gonna be a very gimmicky project but it's gonna be forged from my own creativity which my dad would love unconditionally

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it will arrive from post office later.

Chocolates, one pretty shirt and tea.
Pretty comfy.
I'm grateful someone else took time to get gifts for me.

130 in Amazon gift cards
20 in steam gift card
Dead space art book
Wireless earbuds
Blankets
Clothes

100 cash
tons of snacks and a couple monsters
hundred dollar headphones
tons of collectibles, one of them only 5000 were made
decent laptop with tons of storage and ram
and some pants and hoodies

forgot to mention, total value minus cash and tablet was 770, so its probably 900 to 950

Just 70 dollarydoos. Pre ordered Ace Combat 7 with it.

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Fucking nothing. All I wanted was to buy myself some Dr Peppers and the only place that had them ran out.of them so I couldn't even gift myself anything. Fuck this gay earth.

A 6 month old TS-590SG and a brand new MC-90.

Dead space art book sounds comfy

I got a shirt that's not even my size. (I wear medium) It's an L. Coincidentally, my father wears L. It's also a shirt he's been asking for. So it wasn't even for me, it was for my father.

yeah this, I remember I got a skyrim concept art book for christmas.

Boss katana 50 watt guitar amp. Shit rattles teeth on the half watt setting.

New dildo from parents

>50 dollars hidden in box of toothpaste
>toothpaste
>bag of hi-chew
>large-ish bar of dark chocolate
Pretty good haul. I got a PC for my 18th birthday, so I'm not getting too much for Christmas this year. I didn't really want anything anyways, besides maybe a set of kitchen knives since the ones my family owns right now are about as old as I am and extremely dull.

>20 bucks
>20 bucks
>100 bucks
>25 dollar Starbucks card
>another 25 dollar Starbucks card
>25 dollar Amazon card
>huge box of candy
>bag of coffee beans
>extra-dark chocolate bar
>whatever Amazon is shipping
I actually like my mid-20's Christmas presents more than some kid Christmases.

That also sounds comfy. I got the card game boss monsters but its 2 player and no one in my family will play.

Got nothing, cause no one cares about me. Would love to still have grand-/parents.

A nice cleaver knife
A t shirt
A pair of pants for work
Book of math puzzles
Some sandals
Bag of coffee beans

Good stuff, happy with the things I got

I got fucking Harry Potter merch and cheap caramel chocolates.

I have never, ever liked Harry Potter and I fucking hate caramel. I looked all over and picked gifts that I knew people would enjoy and they got me fucking Harry Potter socks.

Fuck your "be grateful" shit, I hate Harry fucking Potter so much, I would literally have accepted a tenner so I could atleast put a dent in how much I've spent on these selfish fucks, literally never going through this shit again.

Excellent taste in plane simulators.

I bought myself a $2400 guitar with my savings.

my dad got me a pair of nice shoes but that was it.

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Oh yeah. Just wanted to add that OP's gifts were great. He's just not being grateful. a couple years ago, I got a Guinness book of world records, a bag of hi-chew, pajamas that I explicitly stated I didn't want and still never wore and pic related, which I still haven't read.

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SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
mm yes nice smell my dear

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getting kicked out of my parents house was my gift for christmas.

everything alright user? Hope you're atleast set to not an hero or die

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i'm a /lit/ fag so i got some books that i wanted, an Audible subscription and a Headspace subscription because i meditate every day. merry christmas anons i hope you've had a happy holiday season

What is a /lit/izen doing out on r9k? this place it too shitty for you

here.
You have excellent gift-givers in your life. And good taste.

very nice user. post guitar

Socks, underwear, money and chocolate. I'm an awkward fuck to buy for so it's usually like this, but I'm more than happy with that. Also got a desk chair but I've had that for a couple of months as my previous one broke, though it was technically a Christmas present from me lovely mum.

Nothing. I am all alone and nobody has even bothered to call me.

i don't wanna clog /lit/ up with horny and lonely posts so i come here

I'm sorry user. Merry Christmas. I wish I could somehow get you something for Christmas.

I know how you feel except the horny part, ED at 18, kill me..

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jesus christ dude that sucks. i'm sorry you're dealin with that

Some new shoes, $15 cash, some chocolate, a pack of utility knives, and a couple calendars. Not bad at all. It's pretty silly to expect anything at all or be disappointed in Christmas gifts past the age of 18.

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>batman: knightfall volumes 1-3
>scott snyder batman volumes 8-11
>justice league darkseid war parts 1 and 2
>all star superman

Das it senpai

lmao I got $200 worth Amazon gift cards and another $200 in grocery/gift cards. I already buy myself the tech I want, so it's cool to get gifts I can just use to buy stuff I want down the line.

$50, electric razor, and some socks. Might sound fake, but my parents are poor, so I'm genuinely happy they tried at all, and tried to be efficient with what they got me.

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A bag of chocolates from a coworker, a piece of christmas cake from the postman. That is it.

You must be 18 to post here, friendo.

I'm almost 27

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whisky and $100 which I intend to spend on more whisky.

Perkele. The State of Mankind.

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>Two Thomas Sowell books
>A 2019 planner
>A set of high end pencils
>Socks
>Sweater
>Nintendo Switch from wife
>Dr. Mario figure from brother
>Donkey Kong Country Returns from sister
>Christmas cards from friends, since I tell them to save their money and don't buy gifts
Merry Christmas, everyone.

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thread is proof that board is dead, only normalfag middle and upper class zoomers

Dont do xmas gifting anymore because Im oldfag. we have mutual understanding not to exchange dumb shit we dont need that pollute the earth.However

Received $400 dollars towards servicing my car. A couple of cooked meals because im unwell.
Gave out about 300 dollars worth of vintage alcohol that i have stock piled.

Baby jesus blessed with a crazy flu/fever this year so out of action atm, been sitting here and being in bed for the past couple days. Fuck you and your mother baby jesus.

What's so bad about reading??

I've been on a weightloss trip so all I've asked for is a bunch of workout clothes, socks, underwear. As a last minute gift I was ordered a pair of Beats headphones that were on sale.

Pretty content.

>Two Thomas Sowell books
Nice user, which ones? I've been meaning to get them all on audiobook for while I'm doing stuff around the house.

why dont you leave then faggot? go to wizchan or something loser, this board belongs to us now

Rating my Christmas gifts from beat to worst
>Accustic guitar>111 set of art supplies>battle jacket with patches>>>>Pokemon cards>dress shirt and vest>>>>>>>>>>Naruto t-shirt
Based on this you probably think I'm 13 because that's how my family treats me, I am almost 20

The classic trinity of essential Christmas gifts

>Pokemon cards
post cards nigga

>Gets $100
>Bitches about it
Fuck off you ungrateful shit

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dont have any pics but it's a Guild D40 acoustic guitar

There was nothing special in this load and I'm too lazy to take pics of my full collection.

>Some dry media sketchbooks
>Water brushes
>Some boxers
>An easel that doubles a suitcase
>A mouse I found a big discount on
>Chocolates
Really happy with everything this year

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>workout clothes

You lucky bastard. A book or some dark chocolate would have been nice too.

M-m-maybe we'll all get jobs this year and be able to afford things.

>be me
>family draws names from a hat and creates a group email with links to stuff we want and a 150 dollar limit on gifts
>get my person everything they want and more spend 250 dollars they are super happy
>my person buys me like 2 things off my list and random crap 1 is a sand/concrete parrot perch
>didnt even want that they are bad for birbs anyway
>for some reason a microscope for my phone instead of the monocular I asked for
>go to redeem the 20 dollar steam gift card I got code on the back is ripped need to contact steam support
>didnt get the m43 field cap I wanted or the trigger mod for my cz50
I aint even trying to act spoiled I spent good money on shit and made what I wanted known and this nibba didnt even look at what I wanted. I aint even made about getting bad gifts I just feel like I try so hard to make everyone else happy and nobody else bothers.

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I got nothing. I did give to some poor friends.

70 euro from parents and 50 euro from grandma.

Based. unironically thank you user, people like you matter to us poorfags

>boxed of smoked cheese and spicy-sweet mustard
>2LB of smoked summer sausage
>Chocolate
>Shaving stuff
All in all a good haul

If you got cologne or shampoo your family is telling you you're smelly

you're kind mate