I used to use Tinder frequently for dates but I haven't used it for roughly a year. What have

How much is tinder plus? Have any of you ever spent money on it only for your money to go to waste? I'm only curious because I made that mistake on a different dating site and lost a $100 bucks. Just wanna feel like I'm not the only brainlet.

For every 1000 swipes I get 10 replies and one of those leads to a date, and only one in those 5 dates leads to anything.
I have gotten laid there, but it was a lot of work and disappointment .
Tips:have pics taken of you by someone else in public unawares, where you are not posing.
Dont swipe on everyone, the agrorythm sends you crappy matchs when you do that, have 5 or more photos

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>Dont swipe on everyone, the agrorythm sends you crappy matchs when you do that, have 5 or more photos
How is a match "crappy" when the algorythm can't really judge beauty? Wouldn't you want see less of the most popular profiles since those get swarmed with messages anyway?

ok I need to know how well this works for actual robots. can any khvs tell me what their Tinder experience was??

not a khv but I imagine it's not that great to try and get your first experiences on a hookup app

To a woman, a 4 or a 5 male is horribly disfigured.

I've used it to pretty good effect, get about 5 decent looking matches a week with the sheer volume of likes I'm able to put out.

Tinder is like IRL but:
>based only on looks
>80-20 rule
>more males than females

So tell me, how can that favor robots?

One of the dates went pretty well at least
>match with girl
>she shows quite a bit of interest, giving her snapchat and carrying the convo pretty hard
>"Want to play truth user?"
>"idk what that is"
>"It's like truth or dare but without me giving out nudes ;)"
>questions start off pretty tame but start to get more and more lewd
>find out shes quite kinky and very submissive
>jokingly tell her to start calling me sir
>she unironically does
>set up a date
fast forward a week
>she comes over to my place
>tie her up and make her give me head
>cum on her tits
>afterwards she looks pretty uncomfortable
>we go out for a smoke and she leaves
>hasn't been showing me much interest ever since
I'm sort of sad that we haven't done anything else, she seemed to have a super high sexdrive which would have been fun. Glad I didn't get baited into catching feelings for her though because she is fucking insane.

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0 matches after a couple of months, waste of time, uninstalled

No mate, my face is alright. I just am short 5 2 and a bit fat, although loosing it. But i guess i understand what you mean.

you're the height of a short girl...?
I'll pray for you

I just look at the profiles, think "this bitch is fucking retarded" and swipe left

Kek man you made me laugh at myself.

I guess i should do height exercises on pic related.

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Yes, and to a woman that makes you disfigured. All men who aren't models are disfigured in the eyes of women.

Met my gf there, we've been together for 10 months now, feels good man.

isn't it embarrassing to tell you met on tinder whens someone asks how you met?

>that jpeg artifacting

>everyone, the agrorythm sends you crappy matchs when you do that, have 5 or more photos

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Lost my virginity 5 days after making an account.

Lol, maybe you just have shit game retard

>get tinder
>set goal of a minimum 25 right swipes per day
>6 months pass
>2 matches
>both bots
>uninstalled

I always knew I was ugly, but it still hurts, godamnit. The worst part is, this is how it seems anyone meets up these days.
I guess now I just hole up and wait to die.

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Something like only 15% of people use apps for actual dating. If you think it's the only way to meet up with people, then you genuinely are a friendless, robot loser. Talk to someone at school, at work, etc.

Horror story is too dramatic but I will let you in on my dissapointing abnormal experience.

It does not work if you are legitimately ugly in the face like myself. Thats it but let me explain my experience.

At some point you have to look at your own appearance and understand that beauty is an objective standard. Humans are shallow and hypocritical in what they say about stuff like this.

I embarrassingly tried Tinder over a year ago. I was brought up in a very conservative Christian household and I still attend a very conservative church. I was sheltered my whole life and never really interested in chasing girls in real life. It was not a priority to go out once a week or whatever to pursue women. I was always content being alone and just watching porn and then occasionally hanging out with real friends (the very few I had).

I wanted to date women because I dont have a dating life and it is very rare that a woman in real life takes interest in me. I honestly only wanted to try Tinder because I just wanted to have sex. I dont care about intimate relationships because for the most part I am a loner.

I signed up for that app and I uploaded my best pictures. I was always very proud about my musical background so I put up a picture of me playing a piano my parents bought me. I put in my profile that I liked dogs and music etc. Something like that. The description does not matter really.

I put up the best pictures I could take. I had one of me smiling with my clean straight teeth. I was always told that I looked good in my pictures when I smiled.

Easy to get matches, near impossible to make anything of it unless you're attractive.

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I swiped right over and over again everyday. Two weeks went by and nothing. When I tell you how disappointed I was that I could not get ONE single match even after swiping on every single girl. We are talking women who were grossly overweight and ones that you all would call ugly. Now I am sure people have called me ugly before so I do not care if I judge these women. I am only mentioning them for the sake of this post.

I finally managed to get two matches but it was a disappointment because of other circumstances. The first one was an Asian girl that I straight up told i only wanted sex. I am not a liar and I just straight up put that out there when we were talking about dating and stuff. She quickly unmatched me because she wanted something long term. Why the fuck does someone look for long term love on a shitty app like this? Beats me.

The next one was another Asian girl. We hit it off okay. She told me that she thought it was cool that I played piano. I told her I just worked hard at it and I just enjoy music. We talked but then I realized she was not interested in even meeting up for just one date so I could at least meet this person face to face (I prefer face to face interaction anyways).

Reinstall after break up 2 months ago. Only swipe before I go to bed at night.

Build a cheesy bio
Have more than 4 pictures
It's pretty ez my guys

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Shitty story part 3 - okay so this part I actually made some progress. At some point Tinder wanted me to upgrade because I ran out of swipes.

I live in the suburbs. I live in areas where there are older folks and families. I do not think I live in an area where there are young college aged women looking for dates. Anyways young attractive women do not need dating apps to find love.

So then I started getting a lot of likes by random women. Nothing ever went anywhere when I messaged all of them. Oh I should mention that one of them actually wanted to meet up. But the pictures were extremely suspicious. No pictures of her face. Just her in fishnet stockings and she was very skinny. She came across very desperate and overbearing. When can we meet up for sex?if I had to guess, she was looking for paid sex. I knew this was fake for sure and a friend of mine who has used the app before did not recommend I go along with it.

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this is the proper way to use it, as a bridge for an in-person relationship that wouldn't otherwise make it

i envy you

> be me
>get matched with qt 3.1459
> she Message me 1s
> ask her out
>says yea
> Look at her profile more
> mfw in fucken wheelchair
>fuck it jpg.
> Have a wonderful time
> really connect
>1 day later sends newds
> I say I want a relationship
>she freaks out
>mfw I can't pull a slut in a wheelchair

Cont.
So now I was an idiot paying money for this stupid app. I could not help it though. I was addicted to wanting to feel validated. I wanted to at least get one or two successful dates. I had heard about other men finding sex and attention and validation by using this app. I now realize these men are not only physically attractive but very normal. They simply could not understand what I was going through.

But as ugly and abnormal as I am I did not give up. I finally managed to get a date. But when I showed up she.. did not bother to show up. I asked her why she did not bother telling me she just was not interested instead of lying and wasting my time having to drive out to some Starbucks.

I felt like I was being treated like dirt but never mind I dropped it and moved on.

The next one actually wanted to meet up for a hookup but complained I was too far away. She was right so it did not work out. This was tinder gold keep that in mind.

Then I actually met someone who was very nice and much more caring and compassionate than I am but I simply did not find her attractive at all physically.

I feel guilty but I basically led this girl on convincing her that I liked her just so I could get laid... yes but it did not work out totally that way at first. In reality we just met up for the first date and then had sex on that first date. We dated for a month. She seemed to really like me but I honestly was not into her. I could not keep leading someone on like this. It was unfair. I stopped it after a month and never went back to the app ever again.

So yes it is possible for someone who is abnormal, probably mental ill and certainly physically unnatractive to actually get laid but you will find the whole thing burdensome and uninspiring if you are like me and try it.

The end.

>Wouldn't you want see less of the most popular profiles since those get swarmed with messages anyway?

No, you're assuming it's running a looksmatch program when it's running a high-value male sorting algorithm. The point is to give every woman a chance to swipe one way or the other on high-value males, then offer other males as those prospects falter or disappear.

It's been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that if you're not in the top 20%, Tinder is a waste of time.