Have any of you guys ever tried going to a massage parlor to get pussy?

Have any of you guys ever tried going to a massage parlor to get pussy?

Guangzhou user did

Attached: 1545042379704.jpg (1200x1650, 328K)

Other urls found in this thread:

xhamster.com/users/brorop
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Fuck, I can't believe I missed it. What happened? Was there a thread or a stream? Fill me in on the details

Attached: 1537759866242.png (543x443, 24K)

He got her pregnant

but how can there be prostitutes in communist system

>guangzhou poster got laid
FUCK YEAH BUDDY
I WILL NEVER NOT LOVE GAUNGZHOU(a city in china) POSTING

Guangzhou user lives in australia

I'm glad he finally escaped virginity. Good for him.

Pretty sure we would of made a video about it but I'm not seeing any news.

Attached: Screenshot_2018-12-26-00-19-48-431_com.google.android.youtube.png (1080x2160, 547K)

Who the fuck cares?????????
Holy shit, im gonna have to start filtering these threads now, because apparently you stupid fucks are going to talk about this shit for months now all because this chinese retard got a hooker.

Yeah seriously I remember when it became a copypasta and that was cool for a couple of days but who the fuck actually cares anymore, or is this some sort of discord raid?

Reddit pls go. Guangzhou posting is a tried and true staple of r9k.

xhamster.com/users/brorop

This is his xvideos channel, contains the alleged video of the incident (not the backstepping)

Attached: Screenshot_2018-12-26_19-44-57.png (522x501, 65K)

he has ascended . but i think he lost his virginity first to a faggot.

What a pure blooded Australian he is.

my brawl with my dad minutes ago

>user we fought your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a fighting pit in China) to live with them so they can make you a fighter again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about knocking them out
>well it doesn't seem like your fists are gaining power, if you're going to be at home most of the time, your might as well try out punching. You can go with your grands to buy steroids once you're there
>okay I will think about it in the shower and let you know if I'll knock them out

looks like my family can't take my punches anymore.
Anonymous Thu 28 Jun 2018 20:53:01 No.6847256 Report
Quoted By: excuse me but who are you quoting?

I'm happy for him. I always liked Guangzhou (a city in china) posting

Pretty sure he had already lost his virginity to a hooker before this and knowing nisem is just memeing about it. Also another funny story is him flying to brisbane to get laid by some landwhale and ending up getting cucked by another member of the aus discord (pic related is from the livestream recording has been lost I think)

god bless you nisem you're a saint

Attached: uh.png (865x547, 538K)

Nigger tier screenshot. The back button goes on the left, retard.

She only gave him a blowjob.
The chick in that pic is a girl named Kat Seraph, gors by the name Kowaii on discord. Massive fat, ugly weaboo with severe daddy issues. Basically they all go drunk and went to a hotel room and fucked her but it was like meme fucked. One of the guys blew in her as a joke and they were all laughing about it. She sent nudes to a guy and he shared them then left the discord lol.

Attached: Screenshot_20181117-195340.png (344x611, 249K)

The tale is true. I was there

I'll never forgive her for stealing my man

Attached: nisem55.png (499x494, 395K)

i no longer want a fembot gf

Shes been drilled more times than bass straight. Shes not a fembot, shes an uglty weaboo whore.

*vomits hard for 10 years*

Attached: 46401773_2284033798307895_3200542004719124480_n.jpg (960x720, 60K)

anyone have the copypasta where nisem rants about flying to adelaide
bonus pic

Attached: unknown.png (378x124, 56K)

can't post without saying something origianl so

fucking disgusting

Attached: image (8).jpg (188x282, 21K)

Yeah well this gets laid on the regular. Daily reminder women cant be robots.

IDK who to hate more.

Disgusting roastie whores like her, or the desperate betas that enable them to act this way.

damn haha makes me glad this is my gf i love her so much

Attached: mygf.jpg (448x448, 20K)