What should I say to her, bots?

What should I say to her, bots?
I don't know what, so I might as well have Jow Forums tell me

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call her a whore and dab

"Hayllo Hayli :)))"

Tell her you are an inferior wh*Teboi who will never be able to please her

Hey!! Im not sure if you remember me but I saw you at a gas station 2 years ago and held the door for you. You said, thank you!. I cant believe we matched. Ive always hoped to come across you on here, I guess you being away at college is why! Makes sense now. Anyway, I think we should skip the talk nonsense and meet tonight, what do you say... feeling spontaneous?

Just flat out say you dont know how to talk on this shit app and if you want to be socially awkward losers at some shit dive bar

She's 18 I can't take her to a bar

can i call you Octavia Pearson. I want to do some role play.

robots, now refer to her as OP

You're pretty, let's fuck.

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She looks like she fucks black guys. Looks haggard too.

>She looks like she fucks black guys.
Don't care
She looks cute and I want to fuck her but I'm autismo

nigga you gay err hot girl gets in free cause they bring customers just flash your id and they wont give a fuck i bet chu she has a fake

there's something off about her mouth/teeth...

Ask her what she knows about Bane and why he wears the mask.

This
>Don't forget the toothpick

You're not autistic, don't buy into delusion.
Keep a cool head, just talk with her naturally.
Find something in common. Maybe she wants to rewatch the office for the 34th time.

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I don't know why she's making that shape with them

don't say anything. if she doesn't message you first you never had a chance to begin with. Live by those rules if youre gonna use tinder

But the only girl I've ever had sex with didn't message me first

>Eugene OR what?

Alright I'll say this
She'll probably never respond but what the hell

It seemed pretty funny to me user, but it's always better to open even with a lame joke and apologize for it later in a playful manner than being like 'hey you got the whitest teeth I've ever seen'
Speaking of that, if she does answer maybe you could say later 'Are you studying dentistry? You have the whitest teeth I've ever seen'

From what I've heard, the best things to say are something along the lines of either
>Let's cut to the chase. Are you down to smash?
or
>W Hat have you been up to recently
She said she likes vines compilations, so ask about her favorite vines compilation, and ask her to come over and watch some with you. I believe this is what the "Vine compilations and chill" in her bio means. "Vine compilations and chill" is a riff off of the common phrase "Netflix and chill", which implies peepee friction time, so I bet watching vines with her will lead to you putting your dick in her.