Oh my god!

>oh my god!
>you NEED to come over to my house and have dinner
>ever since I got these new NON-STICK FRYING PANS ive been absolutely loving the hustle and bustle of the big city and my nintendo switch!
>I also just started craving foods with onions in them and I ordered a lifetime supply of onions.
>you DEFINITELY need to get some NON-STICK FRYING PANS

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Non stick frying pans are great what's your problem

non-stick frying pans are pretty sweet
does your lifetime supply of onions come in installments, or do you just have a giant delivery of onions that will go bad in a few weeks?

Is this an advertisement? Are you a shill?

Cast iron may be better, but damn, I'd say non stick is more normie than betacuck. s.o.y.boys don't even cook, they just eat at overpriced vegan restaurants.

one isn't better than the other
cast iron and non-stick both have their place

Dude onions are tasty i dont know why you wouldnt like them

non-stick pans cause small penis

Yep, a generic advertisement for a broad category of items, with no specific brand attached. Buy shoes! Brilliant marketing strategy.

Teflon makes you onions

The joke's on you, I keep birds so I never use anything with teflon in it

Imagine being this mentally iII

I don't get this board's seething rage toward people in the city, I'm in suburbia and it is a mind-numbingly boring place to live and I could get a huge pay bump looking for the exact same work downtown

Successful small towns > nice suburbs > bad suburbs > cities > dying meth-head small towns

This is the objective order.

Cast iron is a bitch to maintain and teflon releases toxic fumes. Just stick to well worn aluminium pans.
>inb4 enjoy your le poisoning
good meme

Half the town is pretty alright and actually growing quickly while the other half is addicted to heroin, I'm just getting incredibly bored both with the environment and my current work

Pls be sarcastic

Teflon pans are like onions, onions are like ogres, therefore Pans are ogres

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Is there some sort of marketing campaign or something going on related to pans? My mother two of my aunts and other non-family related work/misc people have been talking and memeing about cancerinogens and reaplacing everything at once

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Neither of those things are true, unless you stick your teflon in the oven

It's kinda funny how the Christmas hat matches up with the OP.

>Yep, a generic advertisement for a broad category of items, with no specific brand attached. Buy shoes! Brilliant marketing strategy.
yes and tomorrow it will be the exact same words but with the brandname