You come home after a long day at work. How does your ideal gf greet you?

You come home after a long day at work. How does your ideal gf greet you?

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With a smile and a tall steaming glass of her pee

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Well, to each their own I suppose.

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>okaerinasai goshujin-sama
>bangohan no purotokooru hajimarimasu

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time of eve is a good movie and gynoids deserve love and protection.

By sucking my robodick.
She has to be a transhuman for me to be attracted to her.

If only I was born 100 years later and this was my reality

How cybernetic would she be?

I unlock the door. She gives me a big hug and hands me a strong drink. I sit down on the couch with a sigh and she drapes her arms around my shoulders and asks about my day. I let loose a string of profanities and she laughs.

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she greets me with a big smile on her face.
i sit down and she plays some chill music.
she wraps her hands around my head and asks me how my day was. and to that i reply,"Tit fart."

this
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A warm hug and some warm coffee.

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letting me shoot my pent up stress and frustration out all over her ass

I want to be the ideal gf

>How does your ideal gf greet you?
with the sweet release of death

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She might not even be human at all, could be an anime girl.

this but with less alcohol and profanities and more kissies

I would definitely want cuddles and kisses, but I need to vent and relax too.

Ideally my bf is my work

I mean, this is pretty spot on

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Exactly like my ex gf would have.

She hates me so much now fuck

That sounds very lonely, user.

Why does she hate you desu?

i'd open the door and drop my bag on the floor, walking around the house until i spot her laying on the couch sleeping, i'd tap her shoulder and blow her a kiss on the cheek and she'd greet me with a big smile while leaving me some space to sleep with her for a while.. yup, i'd prefer taking care of her than her taking care of me

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By leaving me the fuck alone,

WhoIesome.

>3D anime girl
I feel like that wouldn't translate into reality very well.

With a big smile and a tight hug.

Why would you want to die if you had your perfect gf?

she springs forward at me instantly while in a some flannel pjs and a big hoodie, and squeezes me with a warm, chubby, loving hug

I tried coming up with something the past 30 minutes. I really can't imagine having someone await you at home. I can't even imagine what my ideal gf would be like. Not that I will ever have one anyway, so why waste my time chasing after some deceiving thought?

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But atleast i could have QT anime gf

>walk in house
>hear sound of music coming from her personal in home office
>walk by and tell her I'm home
>ask her what she's up to
>she begins describing something complex that I don't understand even though she's told me about it a million times
>ask her if she ate
>she says she got so wrapped up in work she forgot to
>I get started on dinner

Where do I find an over achiever workaholic gf

>open the door
>she's in the kitchen cooking dinner
>perks up when she sees me
>she gives me a big smile and a hug and a kiss
>i sit down at the table and she offers to make coffee or tea while dinner is cooking
>she kneels down at my feet and takes off my shoes
>listens intently while i tell her about my day

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Home cooked healthy meal
Sweatpants and one of my oversized shirts
Chill EDM music playing
Low light
Warm hug and a kiss
Tells me she's glad I'm there
Watch some long form video essay on YouTube while we eat
Maybe a handjob or something if she's feeling it

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I drop onto the couch, stretching to try and get rid of the soreness, the kids are the first ones to greet me and she shoo's them away by telling them to do their homework or go play in their room
she instantly realizes I'm tired and knows what to do at that point, and without missing a beat she comes up to me, climbs onto the couch with her knees on each side, straddling my hips as she pulls my face into a hug

and that's it
just a reminder of why I'm working so hard and why I'd never stop

I...just want someone to smile when they see me.

With a "welcome home"and a kiss, then pls leave me alone to cry