hey fit I'm going to Comic-Con this year and I wanna wear my Final Space cosplay but I don't think I fill it out well. I'm already wearing 2" lift insoles because I'm 5'5".
My question is: is there any way I can use fake muscles just to get big for the event without any actual working out like a meathead? Maybe something like synthol or whatever? Or maybe leggings that have fake muscles- do those exist??
Many thanks,
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Also before anyone asks, I'm 18
The character isn't muscular though. If anything you should do the robot arm.
I was thinking that but I can't really afford it right now, especially because I'll have to dye my hair blonde before it
Get off my cheeks, Gary
I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw it
bruh lmao
Don't be toxic
This is bait right?
Holy shit dude I feel really bad rn, you’re too fucking innocent. Cover your face before posting next time, and please start lifting weights. Begin with basic bodyweight shit to start getting your body primed, because you won’t even be able to lift the bar right now. Do bodyweight/calisthenics for 2-3 months 3-4 days a week and read the sticky for nutrition.
Maybe try cushioning for fake mucles you baiting retard
Somebody please send this in to the fit_memes_and_greentexts instagram asap
How about you EAT AND LIFT WEIGHTS
I haven’t cried from laughing in a while
You're on the wrong board, go to /cgl/ to see where you can get yourself a muscle suit or something.
But... how do you know abotu synthol ?
Synthol is an item in The Binding of Isaac Rebirth
You don't have to be mean
OH NO NO NO NO
I don't care if this is bait, it's the most ridiculous shit I've seen in some time. Congrats either way, didn't kek audibly in some time
Did you guys even read my post? I'm. Not. Lifting. Weights. Get over it. Just answer my FUCKING question already you little bitch, I don't need you goddamn judgemental bullshit. You're worse than my mom
Synthol=bad dude, the muscle will die and need to be cut out from you. It’s really only something Mr. Olympia sized pros use and it’s for symmetry reasons
>Synthol is an item in The Binding of Isaac Rebirth
ITT: bait so obvious and retarded that does a 360 and people start thinking it's real
Dude I have you the best advice in this thread if you don’t want to lift then don’t lift. Why are you posting here if you want to exercise? I am pretty sure there’s an otaku or cosplay board to post this crap in, they’ll know better than us.
And I told you to start lifting because you could fucking use it, the mental effects of it you nerd.
>toxic
Do you know where you are, faggot? Go back to tumblr or reddit
I believe this is real man, if it’s not 10/10 to the OP
Thanks, I've been here since 2005. Trolling really is a art
I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say sticks back to you
I refuse to believe this is real. This has to be bait. Nobody is this big of a faggot
Grow up dude. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all
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>I'm 5'5"
Cute!
Post more pics
Don't dye your hair, use a spray if you can. Don't worry about filling the suit out, it would be better to get it tailored so that it fits your body better.
where do you think you are? we aren’t your fucking hugbox. YOU put YOURSELF in a public forum, not only in the gayest way possible, but you continue to act like a little queer söuy faggot when knowledgeable people try and give you advice. You better be trolling otherwise I really wish nothing but destruction on you and everyone you’ve ever loved
I noticed this too
Fuck, maybe this is real after all
WHAT THE FUCK
I think you mean 180
Cringe.
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I want to believe
OP looks adorable.