Walk into locker room

>walk into locker room
>see this
What do?

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>stomp the uncut filth

I'm not even gay but godamn, dicks look MUCH better than roast beefs

looks like it smells. circumcision has lost its religious significance, it's about hygiene.

And phimosis too.

Do you not have running water?

Kek
Uncut fag here, I shower once a day and therefore wash my dick once a day.
Shut up with this hygiene meme. And let's say I'm at a chick's house about to fuck and am aware my dick smells (like we just spent all day hiking or whatever), I'll quickly excuse myself to the bathroom and wash my dick in her sink (which is located at a perfect height)

can confirm it smells. Once gave a handjob to an uncut dick

>implying you can wash off sin

jews worship the devil

Why do you say this as if uncut dicks were rare? Not everyone is a jew or a jew-worshipper. I bet you support removal of clitoris in African countries (which all memes aside, is probably a terrific way to keep women away from degeneracy)

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holy fucking based rabbi

t. triggered stinkdick

I hate my parents

>I'll quickly excuse myself to the bathroom and wash my dick in her sink

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You get less chance of contracting HIV with circumcized dick though.

Imagine that your parents didnt love you enough to keep you in THE ETERNAL GOD'S IMAGE. Fucking Jewcucks lmao

>he's fucking HIV positive men
based faggot

you seem fairly impressed with your basic hygiene efforts. Also very defensive :^)

Women can have HIV too

Statistically speaking, regardless of whether you're cut or not, you have essentially no chance of contracting HIV if you stay away from fucking in Africa, fucking gays and fucking hard drug users. I suppose being cut makes leading a seriously degenerate life slightly safer though.

Nah I'm good bro :^)

no they can't, idiot. it's a gay disease

Eternally seething americunts licking their kike overlords assholes and thanking them for mutilation

You get less chance of contracting HIV by using a condom, and it doesn't require mutilation

suck for the protons

I don't knowwwwww, I think you may be smelly hehehehe :^)

Y are u geh?

See Try to use your brain. Or your "think spot"

It's literally a faggot disease

What if I was OP's pic and you saw me, would you consider...washing that smelly cock with your mouth? Haha jk

;)

That's not true actually, in the studies that stat is based on (African studies) the circumcised guys were given free condoms and healthcare for 2 years and the intact guys got nothing.

Now people are running around mutilating baby dicks based on bullshit

Haha maybe I would think about it for a second, depends on how hard it felt in my hand haha jk jk lol

;)

Fucking a girl with HIV will give you HIV

And there are people dumb enough to improperly use a condom. Circumcision will still greatly ensure you will live an HIV-free life.

I was circumcized because of phimosis, the skin can't contain the size of my shaft, which is over 6 inches in circumference.

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>hurrr kikes
>hurr kike lovers
>FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION IS GOOD

incredible

Haha maybe I would think about it for a second, depends on how hard it felt in my hand haha jk jk lol

;)

Phimosis can be cured with stretching discs

The American pediatric society actually defended female circumcision using the same rationale as male circumcision but due to public pressure withdrawled it

>cut up your dick so you can fuck niggers and faggots
Just the kind of advice I come to this board for

>Fucking a girl with HIV will give you HIV

Look at HIV transmission rates. It's not politically correct to say, but the likelihood of catching HIV as the guy in heterosexual, vaginal intercourse with an HIV+ girl is quite low. The highest rates are, by far, needles and being the bottom in anal from an HIV+ guy. If you stay away from hard drug users, Africa and gays, you're gonna avoid HIV.

>Yeah, cut the dicks up for health purposes!
>But not the same for the poor girlllllsssss
>Also, don't forget to give the baby boy his draft card or else fucking PRISON

Sounds about right.

It was getting really painful time to time when I was a kid so I got circumcision instead. Of course it was a scary experience and walking after the operation was painful as fuck but I say I'm glad I did it. The body of my phallus is a few cm bigger than the penis head. I think stretch rings would have took a longer time than circumcision.

But you still would not want to risk getting HIV from sex. Nobody does.

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and nobody would want a mutilated cock dude, get real

1 in 80 with anal.
1 in 2500 with vaginal.
85% of cases here are male homos and junkies.
5 in 1 million HIV+ people here overall.

Haha only one way to found out I guess lol
Btw this is a long shot but in case you live in the Toronto area, do you know of any gas station that has a nice big, private washroom that offers a lot of privacy? I was about to go for a drive and need to fill up my car. I figure might as well wash dick while I'm at it
It'd be there at 2:30 am eastern time with my good ol' Toyota Camry. It's an older model, but it still has the original blue paint :^)

Put it in my pozzed asshole and spread the gift

If a girl you're about to fuck doesn't do hard drugs and doesn't go around fucking bisexual twinks that constantly take pos gay dick up the ass, the last STD you should be worried about is HIV. You should be far more worried about pretty much any other STD.

And HIV is getting cured despite degenerate faggots doing digenerate acts
Yet no cure for real problems that are out of our hand like HPV and herpes which you can't prevent with condom.

Fuck this world.

This cock is making me feel gay. I hate it.

There's a Shell station off of Wilson Ave in the Toronto area but it's known as a "gay meet up" spot so I don't go there much haha. But I have to go tonight later around 2:30am because I have a few other chores in the area lol

Wouldn't it be funny if we bumped into each other and you filled up my car too? haha

:^)

Bathe you stinky Jew.

>implying puny scissors can cut through that meat bat

It was about time where some start posting each other dicks here, you could stop it user but you didn't now you're part of the problem

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>56 replies on some dudes dick

yeah, but look at it.

honestly though... if his parents weren't hethens and got him cut, and he took the time to trim his pubes and shave his balls...

wow, what a cock

The only real reason to get circumcised is to separate yourself from europeans.

yeah, like skin color wasn't a DEAD FUCKING GIVE AWAY. And what about the woman? Wtf are you even talking about?

How common are STI’s really? I’ve fucked around 10 girls raw and I haven’t caught anything. Is the STI scare just Americans being scared of sex like usual?

>ITT delusional mutilated man children trying to cope about how their dick was cut to satiate a Jew's hunger.

burn in hell you samefagging faggot

>ITP delusional smelly gross dick likely to get even more gross with age and disease man child trying to cope about how their dick wasn't made superior at birth

Stay jelly faggot. I'll be taking that beautiful cock tonight whilst you masturbate to hentai (yet again) hahahahha loser. Leave me and my bf alone.

>firmly grab shaft
>remove 4skin
>you are welcome

>88
based

If you don't mind warts and papule infections then you have nothing to be scared, otherwise keep yourself off from tinder sluts and one night stands because warts and herpes can look really nasty, something that we definitely don't want in our body.

This board went fullhomo.

lmao, faulty foreskin

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Like it wasn't about hygiene in the first place. Sandoids were running around in woolen everything with heat and dirt everywhere while water was sparse, of course their dicks would get nasty. You really think people just had this "idea" that chopping up their dicks would make sense? Inb4 shows some African niggers mutilating themselves for no reason, 50iq hunter gatherers don't really count as civilised.

>it's about hygiene
It's about the cosmetics industry

Haha that would be crazy lol
Btw I messed up and instead of taking my daily fish oil supplement I accidentally jusy took some cialis :p oh well time to go I really need to go fill up my car :^)

I totally agree, I'm cut and I love it. I never have to worry about washing my dick. I also cut off my nail beds. That way I never have to worry about cleaning my nails or getting splinters under there. I eventually want to remove all of my skin because I don't want to shower at all.

Based and foreskinpilled.

so you admit the cut cock is more aesthetic

That guy could easily pull his foreskin back.

Haha some cialis oh noooo lol you'll be up for hours haha, yeah I think I should get started as well. I hope I'm able to get there, my car is nearly empty. It needs to get filled up baaad haha :^)

>(((hygiene)))