I think it is self evident that Chris Chan is going to die soon do to diet and poor metal health so

Have you seen Chris actually fight? He has no strength behind any of his hits, physically his strength is comparable to that of the elderly. So yes Chris could probably hurt an elderly person, but someone his age or younger he's no threat to them.

That colossal homo is going to outlive us

> poor metal health

Lol fucking faggot can't even keep his metal healthy get rusted son

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I forgot that my metal was outside in the rain, fuck you for rubbing it in.

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>Be me
>Have to use hydrochloric in an electroplate solution to get gold onto nickle-steel
>Complete project on a hot summer's night
>Leave solution in garage overnight because it takes an hour to dispose of it properly
>Next day
>All metal in the garage is rusty
>PERKELE.png

10 gallons of Evaporust and weeks later, I finally fixed my error.

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Chris takes HRT so he is essentially infertile.

They're not really "trolls" just teenage transgenders he hangs out with. Not sure that's much better.

>trolls
>Giving Chris $1000 and hanging out with him

These are some terrible trolls.

>poor metal health
>metal health

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and you forgot On 28 October 2011, just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys," newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a law enforcement official. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.

The trial was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a "thieving liar" in court (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.[18]

In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.

That's only because Snyder blocked Chris' car, and Chris' mom was telling him to drive because she thought Snyder would move if the car started to move. Snyder didn't press charges because Chris was very hesitant to move the car and only did so because of Barb.

I'll say it again Chris is no threat to others the most Chris will do is yell at you, curse you with his hex magic, or whine and run away when confronted.

So what's the latest with CWC? Is Barb dead? Is he still whoring her out for donations? Is he still mentally, emotionally and financially unstable?

Chris literally tried to pepper spray an employee at the mall tho. learn your fucking lore first.
he's a fucking spastic menace who is going to harm someone, or himself, eventually.

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He spray the air and some of it hit the employee big deal the employee was barely affected by it, and after that happened Chris isn't allowed to own pepper spray anymore.

We're currently on the Dimensional Merge saga.

How the heck is Barb not dead yet

>I think it is self evident that Chris Chan is going to die soon do to diet and poor metal health so

i thought this had been true since 2008

I have mixed feelings on the matter. This is some of the best free entertainment that i'll see in my lifetime, but by definition nothing about chris-chan can be called quality.

hes not going to die
not is wrong with him
dont lose faith.

There's no more humor left. We're watching a sad life that doesn't understand the world around him.

He's already harmed himself

People been saying that he going to die for years, somehow Chris Chan keep living, He not dying anytime soon.

We could convince him that he needs a child too save the world or some shit like that

It look like hes developing epilepsy not to call it early thou

It's unconfirmed whether Barb is currently alive or dead. There have been rumors of a rot smell coming from the house.

Terry was a pure man, total opposite of CWC. Fuck off CIAnigger.

Is the Dimensional Merge saga related to his new autistic love of Hyperdimension Neptunia?

Good god why do all of these faggots keep trying to control CWC content?

Chris is nothing like Terry.
He will die a middle-aged woman in his bed surrounded by imaginary electric hedgehogs.

>do to
>relieve
Jesus, did you drop out in seventh grade or something?

What happens when Barbara dies?

implying chris's house does not smell like death regardless of barb being dead or not

Terry had talent, but was crazy as shit. What does chris have?

Chris cut his own taint open due what are you talking about?

She's a survivior dude

chris is incapable of maliciously harming himself with intent to cause himself harm. he is more than capable of killing himself, just not with the intent of doing so.

Terry Davis was a God among us

How's the dimensional merge going? I can't wait until half the population of Earth dies so Coldsteel the Hedgeheg can become real and steal your fucking house.

his freezer is full of spunk pucks, a couple B&Es would get you where you need to be

A literal mangina

We could get the spunk and get a bunch of women and make an entire village of Chris chan

Come back after 40 years and you'd see Lord of the Flies with a bunch of middle aged men

It will be like the blue people from Virginia

His recent tweets are god tier desu he even doxxed one of his irl "friends" every day he says the merge will happen even tho the specified date of the merge was 2 weeks ago

What's the latest? Does he still think he's a interdimensional goddess and that CWC is an actual real place that he can astral project to?

Not to mention his ego is way too big.

His twitter is so weird. Like someone posted the vid where he is singing smash mouth and fucking a blow up dolphin. Also their is some weird fat autistic guy that leaves a thousand messages to chris and his youtube saying they are destined for each other. Very creepy and wierd.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MvYT-UY05ss

I feel like that would be a crime against nature and a transgression against God.

youtube.com/watch?v=jepY98BsNl0

no fucking way, this is next level. imagine the possibilities (or... don't).

what does L mean

t.brainlet

Coon speak for loss.
Basket ball American lingo.

fuck I wish I didn't laugh at your post and think of some reality show where they live on an island thinking theyre the lone survivors of an apocalypse and have shit or people wash up from time to time

At some point of his life he was actually a productive member of society. True mental illness is a bitch. kys faggot. RIP Terry.

Or Chris will outlive us all and become the first irl ogre

how though? he's kinda a big guy

>Chris dindu muffin

Chris is a male lesbian, he would never be interested.

Wait does he still identify as a male lesbian I thought he went full tranny

he was sucking dicks for $ while back

To me, mentally ill people are more disturbing than every gore and torture video i've watched combined.

I think Chris Chan represents true physiological horror in the old days you could make him do what ever you wanted him to do with the promise of sex but now he has transcended beyond cardinal and logical desires and now the effect on him is Irreparable

CIA nigger tier post

Kys

This is now a Terry Davis thread because Chris and Barb are fucked.
Do you think Terry and Mr God have raced elephants in heaven yet?

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