Why do so many guys at the beach have little to no chest hair? Is a shaved physique the new norm...

Best thing there is;
>Hot as fuck day
>Lay in sand on beach
>Dig body down into the sand
>Body is completely covered in hot sand
>Feels like i'm cooking on the inside
Best feels.

Calm down, Anakin

Kek

do you people really exist? holy shit you're bitchy

Yes they do. The worst part is not that they don't like the beach (or any other commonly enjoyed activity), it's that they cannot contain their autism and try to challenge people who just want to have a good time.

>mamals go against evolution

ok

I don't grow hair on my chest.

What confuses me more is how pretty much zero pro boxers and MMA fighters have hair on their bodies, even their armpits. How is that possible?

Jesus Christ this trend really grinds my gears (not pun intended). I'm a hairy motherfucker, from head to toe, and just fucking tired of being the elephant in the room.

I shave my chest and crotch. Wife likes it. Least I can do considering how often she shaves her whole body

most men dont have a good mount of chest hair, and if they do it usually centers around the nipples
either way its ugly as fuck so most guys shave the little hair they have
plus chest and back hair seems like it kicks in much later in life, my chest hair is still slowly increasing at age 29

>later
How tf i have it cince 15.

I used to think men who shaved their chests were feminine. Then I saw first hand at how badly some people grow chest hair. Unfortunately not all men can grow manly body hair and the best option is to shave it off.

kind of this but it sort of depends on a few things
If your chest hair is patchy or just near the nipples it might look like shit
If you act whiny or unmasculine it looks jarring on you, annoys the subconscious, like a soiboi with a beard

>Hairy chest is evolution
Sure buddy

Extra weight is bad. Also something something sweat, something something heat etc.

The son of Jon Skywalker, Sith Lord of aesthetics

It was a topic of people not liking beaches. You're allowed not to like things and explain why.

I fucking hate body hair and I have a somewhat decent amount on my body. It's fucking disgusting, light hair is fine but once it starts getting patchy it should just begone

Beach is fun with friends girls and beer

Muscles look much better and more noticeable when shaved.

What else should it be, brainlet. It's also directly influenced by your hormornal levels, making it a pretty good indicator of how manly you actually are. Further it intensifies your sweat and therefore pheromones. This and a deeper voice can make the biggest uggo into a chad in a womans eyes, no amount of manlet muscles can compeate.

Having good chest hair is a gift of god.

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Based, was gonna post this too

just say you like hairy men, it's ok

I do, my husband is very hairy. But you know that the points made are not dependant on my tastes.

Well it works for you. Most women told me to shave my chest. Hairy dudes are very popular in gay community

Fag

Meh, that's because they get told that hair is icky, just like they get memed into going for shitskins. Women are sadly very easily manipulated. Just tell her to shut her cumbucket.

My sir, I am certainly not a bunch of sticks!

This

For so long I hated the beach until I finally went and got drunk on it with the boys. Now it's still not my favorite but it's tolerable with my lads and some arm candy

Cock jockey

he doesn't have friends and he's not old enough to buy beer haha

I also have had it since 15 or so. That guy is just low test.

>Most women told me to shave my chest
If you responded with anything other than a "no", you are the very definition of a nu-male.

>Human ancestors had thick fur
>getting less and less
>modern humans almost hairless, except few selected areas
Really makes u think what is going with evolution and what has been (sexually) selected in the past millenia

hair also increases friction when grappling. Also there is the aesthetic reason.

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My ex liked it.

because most of them are on some form of contraceptive and that makes them prefer feminine traits instead of traditional masculine ones. This isn't even a meme, it's been proven. But if you get a young girl that's not on the pill and ovulating, she's gonna cream herself when she sees a little chest hair on a sculpted chest haha

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we're all anonymous and no one is posting proof, let's not be try hards

Guy in OP's gif is a gay porn star called Kris Evans.

I believe it might be estrogen related, as one accumulates greater lipid deposits with age and aromatase is increased. Would explain why virtually every study into the matter finds that one becomes more hirsute with age, and that women near universally find a relatively hairless body most attractive.

This.

What women like is not the same as what fags like, fag

I'm a married woman. I'm fit and not on chemical castrating medication - unlike most other females my age.

this man has no belly button

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I was always a bit insecure because I never grew much hair on my chest, but then everyone started this shit so fine by me.

Post tits whore

Such rude language doesn't suite you, user. You would't kiss your mother with this filthy mouth.

>happy trails
Do women really like them?

Actually...

lehmiller.com/blog/2013/12/2/womens-feelings-about-male-body-hair-appear-to-change-during-ovulation

TL;DR women prefer hairless men when they're ovulating and, in fact, body hair is not even related to your testosterone levels (how many hairy fatties and soiboys do you know? I know quite a lot)

Go away tranny discord

I trim my shit with clippers so I'm not chewbacca mode. Anyone with a penis shaving their chest doesn't deserve their penis. Even grooming is admittedly kinda gay, but it literally gets uncomfortable/too hot.

What kind of faggot hates the beach?

>On a side note, the researchers also found that women’s preferences for male body hair were correlated with how hairy her current romantic partner was as well as how hairy her father was. Specifically, women who had hairier boyfriends and dads tended to be attracted to the hairier models. This suggests that there may be some degree of social learning at play in preferences for body hair.
Plus premeno women are mostly on the pill nowadays.

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/03/study-women-on-birth-control-pills-prefer-less-masculine-men/274464/

In the study they clearly made the distinction between ovulating women (not on the pill, obviously) and all the others. In fact they were the ones who preferred hairless men the most.

And again, a hairy body doesn't necessarily imply high testosterone levels.

Based haha poster

This. It's also the reason why you see many western women going with total twinks, whereas in Eastern Europe (where they hardly take the pill), they are walking besides men that look like the personification of a murderer

probably more like cases where animals living in the dark lose their eyes completely. hairy chest is useless for human who has been wearing either furs of other animals for thousands of years or lived in africa