CHAD AND STACY SITTING ON A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

ya yeet this original

thanky anom i wanna fug ur ass

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It doesnt hurt to try does it Orginalllelele

>tfw you were born in a country with no arranged marriages
all the "reply to this thread" posting in the world won't get me a gf

my penis is gone

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I dead ass met a cute jewish girl a few days ago, dating now
This is some mental gymnastics to justify to myself

CHAD AND STACY, SITTING ON A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
A BETA KEK IS JACKIN' OFF, THIRTY MILES AWAY
AND DECIDES THAT THIS IS HIS LAST DAY
LONELY FUCKING NECKBEARD, SWINGING FROM A TREE
S-U-I-C-I-D-E

GIB OREGNAO GF NOW!!!!

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I NEED GF TO PLAY VIDYA WITH ME.

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Mine as well I cut it off.

I guess I might as well reply to take my chances. Please get me gf.

I JUST WANT A BIG TITTY QT GF AHHHHHHHH

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please bless me with a right grill for me

I am going to move out of my dad's house, get a loving gf, then kill myself when I realize none of that will make me any happier.

I don't beleaf you

gib oneitis pls.

Well lads. Im asking her out on December 31st 11:59

I don't want to be lonely anymore origanololi

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worth a try I guess gib pls

Replying oringally.

Pleasepleasepleaseeee god

Please gib me a gf.

Here we go, once again. I guess eventually it'll work. Or I'll die

I want someone to cuddle with while falling asleep.

I think I may make it this time with or without your help.

Plushies are actually really good for this.

Pls pepe bee.

GIB GF NOW NOWWWW

originally of course

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Fuck it, it's 2am and i have nothing better to do

I- is this guaranteed? I- I don't want to get scammed again...

I want a humble, preferably poor and uneducated girlfu I can wed, she will help me with my food business and God willing we'll breed humble, well spirited kiddos. Amen.

u forgot that youre a robot and that most likely you will be all awkward and run away

Ok santa while youre at it let it be a qt3.14 conservative islamic thicc 1.65m 63kg waifu

please I want a big titty gf so fucking bad

fuck it lads. gf here we come

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if shes not a cute anime girl under 5 feet tall this thread is a fraud

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Ill post at the same time as this in 2019 for update

Have a happy New year, big chungus

I'm gonna make it
We're all gonna make it

This new gf will be my real Christmas present

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heres hoping for a girl i find relatively attractive that i get along with swimmingly
i dont even want a magically generated gf, just to meet someone that i have amazing chemistry with. the rest is something that i want to cultivate on my own

I fucked a woman against a tree before
It was nice

I just wann fuck

Origenalio

Already answered lots of threads like these but I've never got the promised gf

If I don't get a girl I will touch your pee pee

I want to smoke a fag.

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It's that easy? Big if true

is it this easy

hope i die before

The women of my localeare not worth my time.

She is blocking the view of that gorgeous landscape.

Here we go nyggas.

Why does he have hairs for a bee ??

pls kek bring your sweet sweet blessings upon us incels

I want a girlfriend please help me.

please, state-mandated gf, I have been waiting for you for so long

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Im going to make it. We all are, in our own ways.

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please be an east asian qt

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Testing this then

were gonna make it lads

i love you guys

First comes love
Then comes cummies
Then comes a Stacy with a big ol tummy

At this point, im desperate op

originally I will reply to your very original post, original user.

Perhaps maybe in the year 2019 something will change!

please op let this happen

Please RNGesus, I need something good in the next year!

Do I even want a gf anymore

The years are building up. I don't even know if I'm human inside anymore. I don't even know what I want from life.

Fuck it who cares anymore.

gf by end of 2019 all is right with the world

this shit better work

yeah but will she be a good one that will see muh true face

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if you're lying to me op and i dont get a gf then everyones mum will die in there sleep

Yes! Finally I will get a gf who knew all I needed to do was browse Jow Forums?

You're fucking gay but if this goes through Ill make some celle post

Please just fucking kill me
Originaaale

I have no idea how I could get a gf but whynot try?

I need some frikin coooochie

Thanks! And I am gonna wish extra hard for all you anons in the thread! Ganbare!

plese werk

yeet yeet pajeet on my feet

I have waited long enough. This will be the year I get a cutie japanese gf

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already got a qt3.14 posting so I preserve her

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You better be telling the truth, OP.

Fuck it. May as well.
>tfw it won't happen and I'll keep my wizard powers anyway

ALL EYES ON ME!

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Didnt know that song had an english version

Pls originally, I'm so lonely

Roll origaloob

do I have choice in my girlfriend?
why would she like me?

fuck you, im done with this shit.