/britfeel/

Based lids desu

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>tfw all this pent up aggression from not booleying you yesterday

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fuck sake lads I am NOT and I repeat NOT physically disabled

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SP did you have a nice Christmas?

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post a pic of u standing up with timestamp then

SP is legitimately in a wheelchair.

Titlad you're the easiest lad in here to wind up, except for SP.

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Just got back home lids. Footy match this afternoon was alright, we won 1-0. Can't say which team as I don't want some stalker building a profile on me.

Gonna chill out and play some vidya before beddy byes now.

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I enjoyed playing it but the more I think about the game, I more I weigh up whether it really was very good at all.
Didn't touch the online so maybe that would be why.

How about you stop playing paki games

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My girlfriend invited me over tomorrow, and her parents are away so she told me to 'go shopping' which means get some condoms on the way.

Feels good man.

>matched a lass on tinder
>pretty fit, solid 7-8/10 goth chick
>add her on normiebook and snapchat
>do a bit of cyber sleuthing to see how she is and that
>she has a onlyfans account and a patreon
I'm torn lads, I really like her and we seem extremely compatible, the conversations with her just flow. We have a date planned on Friday to go for some drinks but I'm thinking of bailing. It weirds me out to think she does porn, I mean it's only solo stuff but still, just thinking hundreds, if not thousands, of men have watched her fingerblast herself online disgusts me. Am I being unreasonable?

>he doesn't ring zeus up at 2am pretending to be his brother from beyond the grave

War of rights looks fun as fuck but I don't do multiplayer.

youtube.com/watch?v=fvrlJUFEsuU

Pakis play FIFA as you've been told also they use PS4s as you've agreed to, NEXT

I've been perfecting my norf accent, but it's not that good christ.

Are you even talking to her or just getting baited into signing up for her patreon?

In a week and a half Poley has ended Shippy's posting career and /britfeel/ Radio

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can't you get on a train or change location by the campfire like in 1

>imagining Zeus seethe-crying in his spastic chariot

kek

>adding tinder lass on facebook

what are you thinking? just shag her.

Someone needs to do a norf fc spastic charity. I'd actually be willing to pay five quid for this.

It's all coming out now.
Y'know cripples are real good at wrestling on the floor, explains why Zeus is so confident in his fighting ability.

Shippy is a valued poster and member of our community

>it's a poleaboo tries to start a race war episode

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SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

I hate this fucking trip drama. It's so cryptic. What's going on with poley/shippey/zeus/radio/moni etc

had my fair share of family related autism but it was nice to play board games with my family every afternoon.
was yours nice lad? did you get anything fun?
:(
no it only has one wheel

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She hasn't mentioned that she has a patreon once, guessing she wants to keep it a secret because knows it's weird for lads to date her when she does porn

Poley and Moni hate each other.
Basically there are two camps in /britfeel/
Team Poley and Team Moni.

Could be Millwall or Aston Villa if English.
St. Johnstone or Kilmarnock if Scottish.

I'm honing in on you lad

I only booley you because I see something of myself in you, but if you were an angry edgelord that likes bullying weaker lads.

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why do people give a shit?

what is the differnence between the 2 camps?

tl;dr two crippled spastics are threatening to smack each other at the NorfMeet and it'll be hysterical.

>poley posts shippy was the least attractive at the meet
>everyone takes the piss out of shippy (he probably doesnt care though)
>poley goes on the radio show and gets shouted at by zues
>people side with poley for whatever reason

Don't know, don't fucking care.

strawpoll.me/17116213
>strawpoll.me/17116213
strawpoll.me/17116213

>Text a girl from work on the reg, she's taken but I'm so deprived of socialising or human contact I'll talk to anyone at this point
>Every night there's that hour where she just goes silent
>I know it's the time where her boyfriend is fucking the soul out of her, meanwhile nobody has ever wanted me
>When I get that text back an hour later, all I can think is I know she's on the toilet queefing out Chad's cum or lying in bed covered in it

I need help don't I?

Mine was alright. Felt sick most of the day though. Got 700 quid and some socks and stuff

Poleslaw = Camp Trap
Zeus = Camp Radiofag

If helper lad is a Killie or St Johnstone supporter, he's literally one of maybe 8 potential Scottish lads, as that's about as many fans as both teams have collectively.

Poley and Moni are 2 cheeks of the same arse
All I know is this: Zeus cannot walk, he's in a wheelchair

>people side with poley for whatever reason
Whinging trannies and tranny-chasers basically

You're doing it wrong, Chinese don't use tindr. They have their own apps. Also unless you're a Chad picking up at clubs in general is unlikely... chinese or not

t.ex chinese gf haver

arent they the same people

Fucking hell lad :') Team Poley here tbqh

Hello frens. When and where is the next britfeel meet? why would anyone ever want to associate in real life with eachother?

Poleaboo was bullied to suicide by Shippy and Moni - the new transfat power couple on /britfeel/.
They harassed him continuously through the thread because he revealed he once ate coleslaw using his hands as he'd picked up a lunch to-go when he was running late and forgot the little plastic fork.
The Host had his eyes set on Moni, but she led him on and broke his heart, getting with Shippy instead. This enraged Zeus who is the Host's best friend, and he and Moni have been exchanging some very serious words.
Shippy has stepped in and said that he will be "putting an end" to Zeus at the Norf meet this February.
It's all very exciting.

that is mad dollar lad. good to hear.
what has you feeling bad?
booley the booleys
boolied rise up

i thought it was host who was in a wheelchair?

I'm neither and if I had to pick I'd side with Moni

I'M DISABLED
I FELL OVER

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>an everyone game
definition of paki game, just like FIFA

improved it

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he's attempting a troll

Asians are taking british girls.

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I had a bad dream about Thom Yorke last night.

Marvel shits out billon grossing movies it's not just pakis that like them

I've met someone from britfeel is was actually quite a good experience. 10/10 would meet some other people too.

Zeus is a cripple and keeps anonposting that it's other people to deflect.

What was it? Did he live?

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lmao my gf has a loser orbiter just like that

In the history of meetups, has anyone ever gone that only ever posted as user on the thread? or is it all tripfags?

trips on Poleslaw

I was the one that started shitposting people were in wheelchairs. It began as a flippant shitpost about titlad, but someone took notice. It then became quite funny in the last thread as everyone started accusing other posters they don't like of being cripples. I'm not sorry because it's mostly harmless and I think the people involved like the attention.

It was nice that Hammond Host apologised to Poley earlier but it would've been better if he had done so during the broadcast proper

yeah, Irish guy during the Xmas meet

>transfat
pretty funny

It's mostly personality fags

'ate whites
luv chinks
simple as

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Some right fuckkng freaks on naked attraction tonight

I'm a no name random user and I went to a meetup. Does happen but you don't hear about it because nobody cares about user

>what has you feeling bad?
bad stomach. Feel better now though

Is naked attraction any good for a wank?

everytime i put that on its only cocks, given up with it now, ive got my own single cock to stare at ffs

Nah, too many cuts

He opened a shop in Glasgow and myself and my mum walked by and being a big Radiohead fan, I went into his shop and looked at his stuff but couldn't really see anything I wanted to buy. It was like one of those little trinket boutique shop places, we spent quite a while in there looking at stuff and Thom was behind the till quite a bit, but then a hipster boy and girl came out and seemed to be working on the shop floor/manning the til and he went in the back. I was bored and wanted to leave so I asked the hipster shop lad if "Thom Yorke was available to speak to?" and he looked annoyed and went in the back but left the door open and I could see Thom Yorke eating a sandwich on a break or something. He looked annoyed and shook his head, and the guy came out and said "what's it regarding?" and I said "oh it was just to invite him to a wedding, but it's ok. I'll just post the invitation here" and the hipster lad looked like I'd shat in his kettle and myself and mummy left. Then I went on trip advisor to leave some bad reviews but couldn't think of anything creatively nasty to say and I cried because I didn't think I should listen to Radiohead anymore because Thom Yorke and his hipster staff were so dismissive of me.

Wait. I thought poleaboo and Moni were one and the same.

Why do they hate being brown so much. I have a mate who is brown and they are fit as fuck.

Yeah quite a few. Though it's more interesting for us to hear about the named ones, or ones who are known for their posts.

the bit where moss appears working behind the bar always kills me

>tfw white manc that prefers the left side

Come down from Rochdale to suck my dick Moni

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I've had such bad experiences with meeting "internet people" in the past but I really want to see two crips slapping each other in a 'spoons tbqhwy lads

Moni is Poley, a degenerate paki tranny
Shippy was at the Souf meetup and ranked the least attractive on Moni blog
Zeus hates trannies
Moni went on brifeel radio and Zeus yelled at it
Radio is depressed

Come on Poley! Don't take any shit from that Moni cunt. Smash his fucking head in!

I never heard any wheelchair noises on radio desu i think
is radio having nye special

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So you tried to bother him AT work whilst on his break?

You're a top cunt mate, you don't DESERVE to listen to his music anymore.

Nah two completely different people.

britfeeel I feel like we don't talk enough anymore. what happened to elections? what happened to end of year bullshit awards?

I had a dream I was organising some weird festival and the wrestler Kane got drunk and got into a fight with Eminem

Well I just wanted to say hello and tell him how much I liked his music. I didn't know he was on his break and considering I spent a lot of pocket money on Radiohead cds and bought a ticket for his concert 10 years ago, he owes me at least to acknowledge I exist. His sandwich could have waited.

More tits please lad, got a nasty case of yellow fever over here

That's his wife.

How'd he do it?

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Well I met Thom once, very shy person. Was after a gig at the O2 and Aaron Paul, you know Jesse off Breaking Bad, randomly invited me and my mate backstage to meet him because we were both sat behind him (and Pierce Brosnan, they were filming something in London I think).
I asked if True Love Waits would ever get an album release and he said probably not. Then he released that absolute dirge of a version on A Moon Shaped Pool and I feel - in part - responsible.