tell me some random shit while i contemplate suicide
Tell me some random shit while i contemplate suicide
Noah Allen
Jose Butler
I really have to poop but my grandma's in the living room and I'd have to go to that part of the house to use the toilet and might disturb her since I think she's sleeping so here's 3 facts.
The Arabian sea's south boundary is a line from the southern tip of India to the eastern tip of Africa
Martha's Vineyard is the only US island allowed to use a possessive apostrophe by the U.S. Board on Geographic Names
Elephants stay with one partner for life but they still screw around with other elephants.
I'm going to try to poop now, wish me luck.
John Williams
The Mogami class of cruisers of the Imperial Japanese Navy were designed in the late 1920s and built starting in 1931 with the last ship being completed by 1937. They were supposed to fit within the limitations of the London Naval Treaty, and so were limited to a maximum displacement of 10 thousand tons and a main battery caliber of no more than 155mm. Like previous cruisers, they were very long, and had relatively narrow beams giving them a length to beam ratio of 10:1. They had 4 screws powered by 4 geared turbines, fed by 10 boilers. The high power engines combined with the long and narrow hull gave them a very high maximum speed of 37 knots. Initially, they were armed with a main battery of 15 15.5cm/ 60 naval guns, in 5 triple turrets, with each gun being able to elevate to 55 degrees, for dual purpose use against surface combatants or aircraft. For secondary armament, they were armed with 8 12.7cm/40 naval guns, in four double pedestal mounts, two per side. These were capable of elevating the guns high enough for anti aircraft fire. Like most of the IJN's ships at the time, the Mogamis were very top heavy and unstable. The first two units: Mogami and Mikuma, were retrofitted with side bulges, for added stability and torpedo defense. The latter two units, Kumano and Suzuya had theirs added while still under construction. Starting in 1938, all four ships had their triple 15.5cm turrets replaced with double 20.3cm/50 guns and were reclassified as first rate cruisers. All 4 ships were lost during WWII.
is this what you meant by random shit?
Henry Robinson
pls reply. It took me 15 minutes or so to type all that up and I don't know if I should bother typing something about crabs or history or something.
Nicholas Clark
I hope OP hasn't done himself in already, user.
Hunter Mitchell
OP here
crabs
Asher Young
You could also not kill yourself, and instead buy a lottery ticket.
Jason Bennett
youre a gaybo
Connor Hughes
okie dokie then my man. give me some time to type it up .
Jaxson Hernandez
Im with my GF, on her TV room, we were suposed to have a chill day watching fucking barbie old movies and Polly pocket, but no, some fucking asshole decided to send her work, I was playing Heroes 2 while we watched barbie cuz the idea is to endulge on old shit we enjoyed when we where kids, so now I have to wait untill she corrects 24 pages of dumb redaction untill the frozen group of friends of polly pocket moves their asses again
Daniel Campbell
Carcinisation is a hypothesized process where essentially it turns out that the shape of crabs is just a very efficient shape, so non crab crustaceans have evolved to be more like crabs. Top left is a "true" crab, a member of the family Brachyura, "short tail". To it's right is an animal that is remarkably similar, but is not a true crab. It belongs to what are known as "porcelain crabs", so called because they are rather fragile. Notice that while the true crab has a narrow rear and widens out in front, the porcelain crab has a wide rear and narrows down to its head. Also notice how the True crab has prominent fifth pair of appendages with broad and flat ends used as flippers for swimming, while the porcelain crab has these appendages greatly reduced in size, to the point that they are useless for locomotion and instead used for grooming. Porcelain crabs are more closely related to Squat Lobsters than to Brachyaura crabs.
The middle left crab is a hermit crab, out of its shell. It's soft and curving abdomen is clearly visible. Interestingly, the large reddish crab to its righ, a King Crab, t is more closely related to those tiny hermit crabs with their long and curving abdomens that to the true crabs. King crabs still have asymetrical abdomens, an obsolete trait developed to fit into shells long ago.
Notice that King crabs also bodies that start wide at the tail and narrow out, and that they too lack the rear swimming legs, but the whole length of their body is greatly reduced and the body plan is now more reminiscent of true crabs than their closer hermit crab relatives. The final crustacean is a coconut crab. Somewhat in between a true crab and a lobster in shape, they are their own separate thing, but are also slowly developing shorter bodies.
Persoanally I think it's interesting to see how porcelain crabs and king crabs are more close in shape to true crabs than their closer relatives, because I guess natural selection favors that body shape.
Connor Walker
If you kill yourself by gassing yourself, make sure to avoid helium that is mixed with oxygen. Use argon, another noble gas, or nitrous oxide instead of helium.
Dylan Jenkins
Don't you want to wait until Berserk is finished?
Aiden Hernandez
She only gives me side hugs now.
I don't know what I did wrong.
Kayden Perry
Just bought Volume 7, 8, and 9 or Berserk with a gift card I got for chirstmas. Man, I fucking LOVE berserk. Theres quite literally nothing like it. I know relating to characters has become somewhat of a meme now, but I couldn't give a shit less. I find myself to be so alike Guts in every single way. Abandoned at youth, forced to fight for myself at a young age, reclusive and wouldn't let anyone in until I met her. Then, after 4 years of dating, someone who I thought was my friend and who I could trust went behind my back and convinced her to dump me for him. Now, I live out the rest of my days in spite hating that traitorous cunt with every fiber of my being. I'd fucking murder him if I knew I wouldn't be locked up for doing it. I've never truly hated another human being with such a burning anger and resentment. It feels uncanny, I've never wanted to hurt someone this badly. Sure, I have my fair share of anger issues, but this is so much different. Regular anger comes and goes, burns hot and dies quick. This is stagnant. Its like a constant ember glowing, like an endless fire poker jamming its way through my chest. I've never truly wanted to take the life of another human being until now. Hes one lucky son of a bitch to have the law protecting him.
I dont hate her, even though I should. She was lied to, manipulated by that treacherous cunt. Shes somewhat of a victim, even though ultimately it was her choice. Now, its like before. I'm alone. I finally had someone, after years of seclusion and not letting anyone in. After years of ensuring I'd never get hurt, I trusted someone, let them in, and had my heart ripped out. In some ways, I see a lot of my struggles reflected in Guts journey. A man burned in the worst way possible learning to let people in again, constantly afraid of losing everyone he holds dear.
>nice frogpost, user
Jaxon Mitchell
I feel more productive and better able to concentrate away from you, than with you.
but I miss you, I just can't help it.
Ryan Sullivan
Random fact: The human personality is made up of many different sub-selves. Subself groups include:
1. Managers- they make decisions for you.
2. Guardians- they protect your inner-children
3. Inner children- they are responsible for emotions.
The most interesting group to me is the guardians. They distort reality in order to protect your inner children aka your emotions- usually shame and guilt. Some basic guardians almost everyone has: perfectionist, inner-critic, magician (delusional thinking), skeptic (who might be telling you how stupid this sounds), and people-pleaser.
Learning to harmonize your sub-selves is called "parts work" or "inner family therapy". This idea has been around for ages. Sigmund Freud had an idea very similar to this, and some of the ancient Greek philosophers like Aristotle. It's all real, everyone has a personality composed of 20-40 different sub-selves. All of them are well-intentioned. People who commit murder or suicide are just overwhelmed with one or more sub-selves who think those actions are the best way to protect their emotions. This idea can help you learn why certain thoughts come to your mind, or why you and other people act a certain way.
Noah Ross
>Berserk ever finishing
What a funny joke.
Austin Harris
One day, whether were dead or not, Guts is gonna cleave that son of a bitch in half
Oliver Sanders
will any noble gas work? and wouldn't it be suspicious if I called up some industrial company and asked to buy gas off them?
t. burger
Daniel Rodriguez
Got any other guides like this?
Joshua Gutierrez
"hey, fuck you man"
>i pushed the notorious bully hard as we was trying to get up from the locker room bench
>bully looks confused
>crowds gather
"i said, FUCK YOU DUDE!"
>i yelled louder and pushed him again as hard as i can but he stood up
>the guy got a good 5 inches in height above me
"wtf is your problem user?"
>the bully asks me while walking forward
"FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR BULLSHIT BITCH"
>i push him again and my heart is already pounding
>why isnt this tall fuck swinging already?
>The bully looks confused
"I SAID FUCK YOU!"
>i pushed him as hard as i can again but he kept walking forward
>i realized i was pushing myself against a moving block toward the soda vending machine
>i cornered myself like a fucking idiot
>the locker room is now in half circle around us as im against the wall
Jordan Anderson
Today the lot of people was really nice to me for some reason, but I was asshole to everybody so I am left feeling confusion.
Nathan Howard
Yes thats why most tanks have an exploding mechanism when it detects an intent to kys yourself
Luis Carter
from my personal experience the only way out of anxiety is medication and therapy, doesn't matter how much you try to change yourself there's always something inside you that doesn't let you move forward