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First for USA

Headed to campus to get my organic coursework back lads. Can't wait to complete this first year so I can transfer out of London to somewhere comfy.

All the anglos are asleep in their cottages and city flats, post mcmansions

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Bump for Beckton Pure Gym niggas

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>Not going to Buzz gum.

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When the fuck will you nonces learn that pure gym is fucking shite

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>move away from the UK
>come back to visit

How fucking ugly is the average person jesus christ, I'm glad I have glorious southern genes and not some northern mongoloid

I've been thinking this also.
I'm at the edge of nowhere in Essex. The closest town is Colchester which has one of the most left wing campuses in the UK.
Every girl near me is either fat, ugly, stupid or hot and an insufferable lefty. Not that the hot ones give me a second look anyway.

tfw

> There's an user vaguely near me

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Would you shit your pants if I said I usually live in Chelmsford?

I studied in the UK fora year as a Belgian. I've only seen London and Oxford, but there were plenty of hot students there. Older women at Tescos looked like slags though

Yes, the locals are awful. We Anglos are cursed

You didn't see what OP wrote? Everyone knows it's shit but sometimes it's the only option because people are poorfags or live in some shit town.

Presumably you submitted it in paper form, which is carbon rich, so it couldn't possibly be inorganic, could it?

Yeah, the girls here are either top tier qt 8-10/10s or council trash tier 1-4/10 shitshows. There’s no inbetween and I hate it.

Can confirm, live in shit town.
Having said that, I went to an Edinburgh one last week to train my brother and holy shit it was disgusting, grateful for my hometown one now.

really? even the hot british girls are ugly as fuck compared to other countries. like they ruin it by putting 20 layers of makeup and looking like fucking clowns. like at least match your foundation with your skin color

Yeah organic Bro. Handed in by hand so we have the option of drawing mechanisms rather than having to download chemdraw.

I considered joining puregym just to go ogle the thots. was I mistaken?

All the chemistry jobs suck ass in the UK after graduation

It’s like a pyramid. The vast majority of our girls are the typical “brit slag”: lots of makeup, ugly and shitty personality.
At the top there’s a small number of very attractive girls who don’t need makeup or use it well. Though most people don’t see these anyway since they’re almost exclusively from the uppest of the upper class.

Basically everywhere but a small village or the very very south is shit-town

britbong homegym master race

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why do you have graffiti in your own garage?

People say i have yellow fever, i dont i just have britslag aversion

I'll even take the pakis

it's not a garage it's an outhouse

Where's the squat rack?

North London here

Remember that recent stabbing? Happened 10 minutes walk from where I live, on a bus I take frequently.

Spoopy.

That's his squat rack. Britbongs are really that short.

Are you black?

My annual gym membership has just expired and I can't really afford to renew it because I'm making some very irresponsible money decisions right now

>work part time shitty monkey-tier slave job at a place where they won't give me any more hours
>just booked flights for a month long holiday for this summer
>haven't paid for hotel yet, will find a cheapish one when I arrive
>need to set aside budget for holiday stuff
>paying off the last £200 of a credit card before I go
>need to pay £100 for last few driving lessons before my test next month
>will probably need to quit my job to take this holiday
>gym membership literally ends today and renewing it will cost almost £400 because I'm not a student anymore or unemployed

If I'm right and I have to quit my job then I can renew it for £260 when I come back from abroad since it's a council-owned gym and they have a special deal for NEETs. But that means I either have to skip the gym until July, or join a much cheaper one temporarily - only problem is I live in a satellite town and all the cheap options are in the city so it'll be a pain in the arse to get there and back, plus train fares. My current gym is only a ten-minute walk away.

Puregym is a tenner a month right? If I factor in about £5ish a workout for train fare, probably a bit more desu, then if I go 3x a week I'm paying £25-£30 a month which ends up being a standard monthly subscription for most other gyms. Any more than 3 days a week and I'm paying over the odds. FUCK what do lads?

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that rack is adjustable so I can squat/OHP etc

im king of the manlets 5'11

no

>that rack is adjustable
Sounds awesome, with working safeties?

how did your life go so wrong that you're this poor?

>Remember that recent stabbing
Honestly bro they happen so often, I don't remember the most recent stabbing.

it's fucking £17.99 pm here

Brown?

This doesn't need to exist. There's no need for bongistan threads on every fucking board

no

I was a student up until November and my part time job won't give me any more hours

Shit I just looked it up and it's £15 a month here. I'm sure it used to be £10. Oh well fuck that

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>FUCK what do lads?
A) find new job.
B) cancel holiday.
C) don't pay off all of credit card.
D) delay driving test.
E) sign up for open university to acquire NUS card then cancel open university.
F) Go on a cut and don't hit the gym while you get the cash to get another membership.
G) homegym master race it.

Based

Both a and b.
You can always go on holiday next year, and you can make it even better if you get an actually good paying job

Who /LeedsUni/ here?

>I was a student up until November and my part time job won't give me any more hours
if you graduated then get a proper job.

Or just do deliveroo, i make £12 an hour on that

yeah safeties are adjustable too

>I have to go on holiday

Why do you have graffiti in your own outhouse?

>find new job
Been at it for months now and not even one interview yet, the only ones I haven't applied for are identical jobs to the one I have just now
>cancel holiday
nah fuck that, I'll take being a neet for a while when I come back if I have to. I'm 3/5ths neet just now anyway since my work won't give me any more than 2 shifts a week. My employer makes it impossible to take annual leave so I want to treat myself

I'll be fine, I've budgeted and basically after everything I'll have about £900ish left in my bank account when I get back & have no job, at which point I'll start applying for similar miserable jobs to the one I'm in if I still can't find anything else. I just hadn't factored in the gym renewal which would obviously take a massive chunk of that money. Might need to dip into savings

I don't *have* to but I'm pretty bored and desu I won't be in a much better position if I stay at home so why not?

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>tfw planning my escape to USA

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I know they don't care for scientists here. I will be leaving country to do a PhD abroad user and just go from there. This country is grey and shit the tories and Labour collectively gutted the science industry and they don't want us.

After brexit mate you wont be going anywhere. The borders will be closed both ways. Only jobs available will be Internet police. Where you spend your days driving round in a van making sure people are not accessing pornography or looking at memes

Looking forward to it. Seriously though I'm a dual citizen Dutch and British (Scottish) so there's that and if Scotland leaves the UK and joins EU there's that as well.

UK also has normal visa bases movement it just depends on what passport I use.

If I were you I'd keep your Dutch nationality quiet or you'll be gone in the first wave

Beautiful

>be me
>move to the uk
>want to continue going to gym
>get a puregym membership(closest to uni)
>stop going and get put off working out because it was so bad
Never in my life have I ever been in a more crowded and disgusting place ever.
Still currently recovering...

I can't stand it here either. We'll have freedom soon enough. Stick to it, user.

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I’m think of it, but everything I see about the US makes it seem like you’re swapping out one set of problems for another. It’s like a very expensive side-grade rather than an escape.

I live in Ilford. I literally walk past the station where someone got stabbed a few weeks ago on my way to the gym

i went there. unfortunately i didn't start lifting until after i dropped out so i never went inside the edge. it seems pretty good

Who here /SwanseaUBay/?

I miss pure gym
My JD gym doesn't allow bags on gym floor

Tfw 30 quid a month for this shite

evenin lads
i'm the idiot from last time with his ex-gf and all that stuff
i feel like i'm getting more autistic as time goes on
>on my way home bus ride
>can't even look in the direction she lives when we'r epassing by her street
>flip off in the general direction of where she lives

should just walk those 10 minutes to her place and piss on her letterbox

Dutch? Time for a good old brexit bashing lads. Let's go find this FOREIGNER

>pissing on the letterbox
>not posting an ied through her mail slot

well that's something i'd consider fucking her again and i'm not for that

With the exception of my height and ginger ish hair (mostly dark brown unless you have the right light) you wouldn't be able to tell user. I have a West Country accent with only a slight bit of Dutch if you knew it was there and were listening for it. Besides you don't have to come find me I will leave on my own accord I couldn't care less dyel retards like you don't want me, the government doesn't want stem graduates national or international. Enjoy your brexit ration pack though... If brexit ever happens lmao.

Go leave then faggot. It'll stop you europoors swinging around on the squat racks.

>three speakers in the gym fairly close to each other
>all playing a different song
Going to The Gym feels like I'm in a nightmare sometimes

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Did you DJ at the party you sad sack of shit?

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the party's in 2 months
she's celebrating with another mutual female friend and i'll go, because of said friend and all of my other friends but not to see her probably making out or whatever with her new guy
i'm also lifting heavily to show off at the party so there's that

>the government doesn’t want stem graduates

Don’t you bongs have a grad programme where you get paid £25K to get a masters? NHS scientist training programme or something iirc

My advice remains. Don't go. Two months is plenty of time to find something else to do.

i've started lifting again and i'll remain doing that
plus buddy of mine will be maybe djing with me and we haven't done that in a while, i'm looking forward to having fun with my friends
but she can fuck off for all i care

They have butchered the private sector. Labour did it by regulating the chemical industry so hard the only companies who could be compliant were the massive ones. The tories then used this to prevent start ups to keep their share values high and their ceo mates in the big ones in a job. The only good chem grad jobs going are in pfizer or glaxo who are relocating to European countries post brexit anyway it seems.
Working in the NHS today usually involves a sub contracting of your employment contract to the likes of capita who have massive lists of exceptions on bursaries. The only good career open is a teaching one with a 20k plus golden hello, but fuck teaching the snivelling little niggers who wanna rap and wigger chav cunts who just wanna work in a van if they can't become pro footballers.
In the eyes of British law I'm as British as any anglo user, I just have the option of leaving and I will along with many other stem grads just to fuck you poor cunts over lmao

>tfw i literally go to the gym(tm)

>tfw mates at uni ask me what gym i go to
>tell them the gym
>they stare at me like i'm sort of retard
>have to explain to them the gym i go to is literally called the gym
>this happens every month

>got ill 3 weeks ago, stopped going to the gym
>better now but my pattern is totally fucked
>drinking beer
>drinking wine
>drinking literally everything
>deliveroo
>uber eats
>staying up until 3am
>fapping like a bonobo on meth
I'm not going to make it lads, go on without me

Holy shit, you're so easy to bait man. This isn't even fun lmao.

Chill out, son.

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>>drinking beer
>>drinking wine
>>drinking literally everything
>>deliveroo
>>uber eats
Put a cap on your spending somehow. When I became a poorfag I became much more disciplined due to literally not having the money to buy anything besides the essentials

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Fair point, should probably do something like that.

Come to think of it, it's probably stress because I run a small business that has EU customers and we can't seem to get any clarity whatsoever on what the fuck is even going on anymore.

Sorry to bring up the B word lads but fucking hell.

Every time I read something on Bre*it I just think to myself: “literally any other party would’ve done a better job, why have the Torres cocked this up so colossally?”

Anyone else from P L Y M O U T H ?

The problem is May. you get an anti-brexit PM to bring around brexit and this shit is what happens.

Scotland doesn’t want to leave the UK, tho.

You're right user I'm a bit hormonal I'm coming off my first cycle I'm on pct now still getting used to it.

Don't know what the current concensus is. If the tories fuck up brexit snp will only solidify their grasp on Scotland and push for a second referendum under the pretense that if the English government can keep pushing through the same vote so can the Scottish people.

I went to a JD gym with a mate, the lighting was top tier. Good selection of free weights too

They won’t tho, the SNP are fucking up big time here and you may not have heard but the the former leader is up on sex pest charges and the current leader almost certainly helped hush it up.

They’re fucked.

I quit my membership at The Gym, it was a pile of shit. Shitty music blaring like you said, one squat rack with a platform and one bench rack for a packed gym right in the centre of town.

Joined xercise4less and it has 4 squat racks with 4 platforms, 2 flat bench racks, 2 incline, 2 decline, etc.

Gotta love the “democratic votes are only valid if they’re the result we want” British parliament.

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So, just like the current tories then.. It doesn't change the political landscape when we find out someone was a sexual deviant or even a paedophile because they are a protected class user.

>Not that the hot ones give me a second look anyway.

So it's pretty much a given that you're gonna end up with them fat ugly ones anyway lad.

First for the last huwhite country in Europe

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Poland?

I also went to an Edinburgh one visiting last week.
Shit fucking sucked, the only bench press was positioned directly under a spotlight so after every set I was fucking blinded