He still eats only chicken eggs

>he still eats only chicken eggs
Why don't you have your own ostrich farm yet, Jow Forums? Do you want to remain a dyel?

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is this you lmao

why not emu eggs?

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>implying I don't have emus

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does it hurt?

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>risking death every time I collect an egg

i hope you realize you're poisoning your animal with all that newspaper ink

they will start a war and push you into submission. just ask the australians, they tried it once and get horrible defeated in the great emuwar.

No
He's fine, he's only inside because it's been a little cold lately and he doesn't have feathers yet.

you can't just say something is fine as you're slowly poisoning it

>he doesn't collect his eggs fresh from the cassowaries of New Guinea
It's like you don't want to make it

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newspaper ink hasn't been toxic for years, stop pretending to be an expert

I WANT MY OWN EMU EGGS IN EASTERN EUROPE

WHAT TO DO
i'm short on cash and suicidal

>not eating emo meatballs

>emo meatballs
What did he mean by this?

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One ostrich egg = 176g protein, 133g fat, 10g carbs
Perfect for ketofags

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Grow your own?
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Just have geese if you want bigger eggs.

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Geese are assholes. Remove honk.

how many emus do you have and what do you do with them. how much do they cost and do you live in the outback

bump

I really wanna try Kangaroo meat

freshest study straight out of the oven lads

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According to so are emus

shut the fuck up you reddit tier faggot

Quick question about arms: I keep doing more kgs in curls and weighted pullups and they haven't grown a single cm. what gives

I had last time I was in Perth

Pretty gamey had to marinate it for ages, fucking delicous though

>Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine in Chicago
>Feinberg
Opinion discarded

I just ate some scrambled duck eggs. Those fuckers have 130 calories each apparently. 9g fat 9g protein.

Duck eggs are pretty based. Bigger than chicken eggs and have a denser, fuller sort of flavour. Would recommend.