How does one get a body like this?

How does one get a body like this?

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Very carefully

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>How does one get a body like this?
gay bar ?

I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

Be a midget

synthol

Drink as much semen as possible

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Protein injections into your asshole

That clearly isn't synthol.

He's not a midget tho

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>You won this hole!
Holy fuck does he do porn? Please say yes

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what

You HAVE to do Rippetoes Jow Forums its how you do any so for whats on the yes ultimatum in drop

u tried lifting?

Read the sticky

can someone ban you please? you do not even contribute to any thread in the slightest.

I'd fuck gaga

Roid and shave all your body hair

You don't even know what that means, Redgren Grumboldt. Stfu. Don't be sheep.

you workout instead of shitpost here. and do alot of steroids.

>be like 5'
>lift a bit
>be on light test cycle
>pay shitton of money for waxing and styling once a week.

Roid, dehydrate.

be southamerican and do southamerican cheap roids until you die of an abscess

he's not south american, he's dominican

>That ass
No homo

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lewd