Be me

>be me
>autistic and kinda schizoid
>tfw no bf
>tfw i hate everyone that i try to talk to
>tfw i don't want friends i just want a bf
>tfw almost all my e-friends are dating someone

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you sir are a homo

>schizoid
>all my friends

poser

>autistic

interesting, can deal

>and kinda schizoid

oh fuck, nevermind. gl out there

i don't want frens irl

thanks i guess

schizoids are just loners with flat affect, looks like you're confusing it with schizophrenia

Maybe

>are just loners with flat affect

dunno what that means.

oh sorry about that one

Let's go, i'll be your bf, right here right now. Tell me how

You realize it's a male right

tell me something about yourself user

Basically means that you're not very expressive. Lacking facial expression, tone of voice, body language etc.

was worth a shot

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Well, i'm a straight guy lol

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do you have any kind of experience with relationships?
I don't mean sexually, i mean it literally, like an e-bf, flirting with someone, etc.
Literally anything.

Trust me, i'm just as disappointed haha

i had a few e-bfs and it never worked out

>attentionwhoring and begging for bf on the internet
>schizoid
yeah nah, got some news for u retard

Tell me more about it, i've always been curious about how that kind of things work.
I can act more or less like a normal person irl, but i'm shit when it comes to text or any form of distant communication, so i've always wondered what an e-bf was like.

you're not schizoid if you need a bf/friends
t. hikki schizoid

first one cucked on me the second one kinda stopped liking me and the last one was because we're better as friends than bfs

I think I might get a cute twink bf but the only problem is he lives a state over

>you're not schizoid if you need a bf/friends

incorrect, schizoids can still have the need for socialization and love, only less pronounced. And the interpersonal dependencies of social contacts are quite stressful that's why they often prefer being alone despite that.

I'll be your bf user, but only if you'll be the girl in relationship

no
stop bending the definition to suit yourself so you can label yourself as a schizoid you fucking loser

tell me a little about yourself first

thats not true, also why do you think being schizoid is cool? im fine with myself, but my life would be much easier if i wasnt schizoid, so i guess thats a curse and nothing to be proud of

I'm 6'1 white & have a big dick if u like that
I read a lot & like the outdoors + camping
wbu?

absolute retard, schizoids have 0 need for anyone but themselves, now stop googling mental disorders and throwing darts at the wall to see which one sounds the most cool

>why do you think being schizoid is cool?

where do I say that, are you retarded

>Mentions his dick
no thanks

You're confusing avoidants and schizoids.

They're sometimes difficult to tell apart, because schizoids have no need for human contact, and avoidants desperately desire human contact but are determined to make sure no one else can tell they desire it. Avoidants are pretending to be schizoid but suffering as they do so.

So if you desire human contact but find those contacts so stressful that you (cough, cough) avoid them, you're avoidant, not schizoid.

you're not schizoid, yet you call yourself "kinda schizoid". aren't you trying to look cool?

If you're just lonely worry about friends before a bf

Schizoids can still form meaningful relationships in their own terms, though they feel uncomfortable operating outside of that, like when being dependent in others for some reason like working in a project together or something. It's not social anxiety it's more like feeling suffocated by the demands of others be those demands conscious or unconscious.

t. diagnosed

either you're mixing me up with another poster or you're too stupid to read

difference is can and need, schizoids don't need or lust for them but it doesn't mean they can't benefit from one

op is a faggot that needs dicks up his ass, so he's not a schizoid

i thought you are OP, anyway ur both wrong